Mrs Hinch #705 Poor Hinch isn’t feeling Christmas cheer, so just the 5 Xmas trees this year!

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #705 Poor Hinch isn’t feeling Christmas cheer, so just the 5 Xmas trees this year! Congratulations to @Cassy Role for the new thread title. New thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.

I haven’t really prepared a recap, so if anyone wants to jump in, please feel free. Off the top of my head, we have had the return of the elf, who is now accompanied by his “girlfriend” and, as usual, some child exploitation. Although, after about five days of elf adventures, Dogpie has become bored of it. Also, the woman who can’t face Christmas due to her extreme grief has so far put up five Christmas trees and a ‘gifted’ ChristMas village. Other than that, we’ve been treated to her washing and blowdrying a chicken and a not hilarious game of ‘this or that’ with Vom Lardy and her drip feeding a new self diagnosis of health anxiety. And now she’s gone AWOL. Has the extreme grief returned? Has she had the baby already? Or is she just a lazy mare? Place your bingos now!

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[jan f]

Still very quiet….

 

[Sazz1006]

Thought at first glance it was Inch earning some money doing a TV ad

 

[melh89]

Baby placed under 5 trees pending 8lb 5oz born 10 weeks early

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Gemma Atkinson has just lost her dog, Ollie.

Waiting for Hinch to again respond making it all about her and Henry, the dog she claims to love yet never exercises, feeds a crap diet and offers no mental stimulation. That's not love, he deserves better owners.

 

[curlywhirlygal]

The SS are everywhere atm can’t get away from them! Trollomon on The one show chatting about her crafty Xmas and joes comeback to Eastenders probably gone all out, taken the dog beds To the bins and is sobbing by them tonight

 

[Latala]

Def sobbing by the bins and shitting in a blanket as SS sister is now peddling Desino prints

 

[teshhco-tart]

I just saw that Roo (homewithroo) who sopha has desperately been trying to copy for some time with her voice overs, is pregnant I'm only laughing because guess who is going to get all the baby related contracts now wahahaha!

Sopha in the dog bed yet again. SSS is way above her reach in terms of household figure, but Roo is a real threat to her. She's actually fun to watch, she is funny, she knows how to sell and her audience isn't on universal credit. She has a lot less followers than hinch but her engagement is huge in comparison.

I bet that's why she's quiet! Must be like the great 2008 recession at the crem these days

 

[IBeingnosey]

I just saw that Roo (homewithroo) who sopha has desperately been trying to copy for some time with her voice overs, is pregnant I'm only laughing because guess who is going to get all the baby related contracts now wahahaha!

Sopha in the dog bed yet again. SSS is way above her reach in terms of household figure, but Roo is a real threat to her. She's actually fun to watch, she is funny, she knows how to sell and her audience isn't on universal credit. She has a lot less followers than hinch but her engagement is huge in comparison.

I bet that's why she's quiet! Must be like the great 2008 recession at the crem these days

She’ll reach out to Roo for a fake friendship like Trolloman did to her when she was pregnant (or will Stacey beat her to it)

 

[teshhco-tart]

She’ll reach out to Roo for a fake friendship like Trolloman did to her when she was pregnant (or will Stacey beat her to it)

The irony is that Roo was one if Lakey22

 

[Lilah]

Roo is very witty and doesn't filter herself or her life. She seems likeable and relatable, basically the opposite of Gretal.

 

[pugqueen]

I love Roo she’s very funny, she doesn’t filter, she cleans stuff that’s dirty and her content is great …she’s the polar opposite of Hinch.

 

[Therealist]

I like how Roo said if she does share baby content it will be the reality & showing things she can’t actually get on with because of the baby.

hinch could never she’s done. Too many better creators and more relatable people out there now.

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

I watched Roo's Q&A video and she mentioned how she came off contraception 2 and a half years ago before falling pregnant. How long did it take Hinch? And she's the one panicking that there was something wrong It's just hilarious how she always has to play victim when she got pregnant relatively quickly compared to some! (Roo wasn't actively trying to get pregnant, she said it was a "see what happens" kind of thing so I didn't get the impression she was going to collapse by the bins over it all).

 

[Swedish chef]

I watched Roo's Q&A video and she mentioned how she came off contraception 2 and a half years ago before falling pregnant. How long did it take Hinch? And she's the one panicking that there was something wrong It's just hilarious how she always has to play victim when she got pregnant relatively quickly compared to some! (Roo wasn't actively trying to get pregnant, she said it was a "see what happens" kind of thing so I didn't get the impression she was going to collapse by the bins over it all).

It's the same M.O monetising and selling your unborn child for clout and cash. Some may find her likeable and that is fine, I personally cannot stand any of these instacuntz.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Thought at first glance it was Inch earning some money doing a TV ad
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It's the same M.O monetising and selling your unborn child for clout and cash. Some may find her likeable and that is fine, I personally cannot stand any of these instacuntz.

Agreed it’s the If I share content equals if enough companies pay me a lot to shill their tit I say I love it funnier than Hinch

 

[HereToTalk]

hear me out, I reckon she’s gonna come on with twins and be like ‘oh my god we didn’t even know there was two!’ And one will be a girl.

 

[The Green Triangle]

It's the same M.O monetising and selling your unborn child for clout and cash. Some may find her likeable and that is fine, I personally cannot stand any of these instacuntz.

I agree - whilst she's somewhat funnier than Hinch (mind you who isn't?!) and she doesn't filter herself, her account is simply there to get people to buy more cleaning chemicals that they don't need and to worry that their houses aren't insta prefect. How many times did she set up her phone for the pregnancy announcements and who the f*ck puts their phone IN the washing machine when filling it??? Nah - not buying it. She's just an advertiser and on my ignore list.

 

[Swedish chef]

Hunch is back on her bullshit. MIA.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She was obviously contractually obliged to do Black Friday and now has buggered off because she’s got no other content/ads to fulfil. She’ll be back in the new year “nesting” and half arsed completing a “sort out” to compete with the others.