Mrs Hinch #699 Drip, drip, drip, drip, BOOM 💥

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #699 Drip, drip, drip, drip, BOOM - new thread title courtesy of @Status:PiningTheBog . Thread suggestions taken from anywhere in the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.

Sopha continues her deep rest with an intermittent drip feed of her extreme grief. Despite her grief (which is worserer than any grief anyone else has experienced in the history of the world, ever), and her inability to leave the house for more than an hour, Blubber Rose has managed to get a tattoo, get her hair and nails done and go on a cruise. At home, she has been unable to clean due to being crippled by grief, but this has been solved by the release of her new P&G scent “bleep Corner”. Although, she still can’t go to the bins without collapsing!

Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is an education in all things Hinch.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

If there would be any time to claw back the ‘cleaning through anxiety’ bullshit she made her name with, it would be now, surely?
I nEeD tO cLeAn FrU MYYYY gRiEf Guyscccchhhh

 

[Hun_tea22]

Grat recap @BeeHappy especially as she has given you nothing to work with

Maybe she is timing her comeback with the start of thread 700. Question is, can we limp on that far

 

[longtimestalker]

So weak to hold the bin bags and collapses .. so fragile to come on her work account and engage with the sheep… but finds strength to brown nose molly fukin mae

 

[Hun_tea22]

It’s not like she’s got anything else to do right now

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Nawwwwwwww guyschhhhhhh fanks for choosing my Fred suggestion!!!! To be honest I’d totally forgotten about it as the last thread limped on for, what felt like, a million years but what a nice suprise here’s hoping this thread brings some more hinch fuckery, but don’t count on it, Soph is still in a sinkhole of extreme grief. I’ll be collapsed by the bins if anyone needs me 🫶

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Oooo we are 1 thread away from the 700th milestone. Seems a very long time ago since we were on about reaching it doesn’t it. But she then she took 6 months off, and counting, for her extreme grief.
But here we are, nearly there at last, on the edge of 700 threads and she's still a fake lying narcissistic prick.

 

[RoundTheTwist]

How nice that she has the finances to be able to take such a long break from work. Most people get a weeks paid bereavement leave, if they're lucky might be able to take paid sick leave. But even that usually ends at 6 months. Then would have to get back to work in order to pay the bills, even if they don't yet feel ready. In the long run being forced back into a routine helps, but she doesn't NEED to. She can just get her minions to do her advertising now while she prioritises the important things - getting her hair and nails done poor luv.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I still think 700 needs to be a milestone thread. I’m all ears for ideas but 500 worked so well because we were all on the same page.

 

[springheeledyeti]

So weak to hold the bin bags and collapses .. so fragile to come on her work account and engage with the sheep… but finds strength to brown nose molly fukin mae

think she’s managed to comment on every post from MM in her time of extreme drama grief

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Just watched Greedy promoting the bleep season. Didn’t mention Hinch once as far as I could see. And I genuinely couldn’t even make out her name on the packaging. Surely she has very little involvement in these products anymore. Phasing her out.

 

[Picklelily]

So she’s constantly able to offer support to Molly but has ignored everything her bestie has shared

 

[ChastityDingle]

She can just get her minions to do her advertising now while she prioritises the important things - getting her hair and nails done poor luv.

And collapsing by the bins. Don't forget that.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

So she’s constantly able to offer support to Molly but has ignored everything her bestie has shared

I think she’s ignored Missgreedyhome and Label Lady’s move too…unless I’ve missed her comments?

surely her die hard fans will have noticed this? Molly Mae won’t care an inch about Hinch. They all just engage with each other to steal others followers and to make themselves look kind and supportive (which we all know is false). Maybe Hinch will turn up on Mollys doorstep with a McDonalds and a bag full of her cleaning products. They can clean their woes away together

 

[Cassy Role]

Anyone remember when she made a Caroline Flack tribute all about trollz and basically herself. Didn’t she write in one of her books as well that she collapsed into her mums arms when she heard or something similarly dramatic?

 

[mammaof3]

So in 2 weeks time she will have been off for 5 months.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Anyone remember when she made a Caroline Flack tribute all about trollz and basically herself. Didn’t she write in one of her books as well that she collapsed into her mums arms when she heard or something similarly dramatic?

ahh the #bekond movement, i.e being held accountable in any way is ‘trolling.’

Say you don’t like Soph’s soft furnishings and the dipshits will reply ‘ReMeMbEr wHaT hAPPeNeD tO CaRoLiNe FLaCk’

 

[Queeniebee]

She's trying to get in the Guinness book of world records for the longest period of grief ever!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

ahh the #bekond movement, i.e being held accountable in any way is ‘trolling.’

Say you don’t like Soph’s soft furnishings and the dipshits will reply ‘ReMeMbEr wHaT hAPPeNeD tO CaRoLiNe FLaCk’

Im sorry but there are people in this world who dont deserve any ounce of kindness. Humane treatment maybe but kind...?! Nah bunch of cnuts can naff off

 

[Tortoiseshellhell]

Sorry if off topic but Mario's going mad that she's ignored his beggy posts with bleep season, can't even respond to her cleaning pals