If she doesn’t understand how to decorate a tree by now then I really despair for her just stick the lights on it evenly and then start adding your decorations, if it doesn’t look right, move it around until it does. I’m constantly fiddling with our tree the entire time it’s up, I end up staring at it and seeing an area that looks bare, but I’m odd and need everything to be evenSo to detract from the fact that shes having two trees we quickly talk about being nervous about decorating a tree and how I'm a talentless twunt who doesnt know how I got such a mahoosive following and been gifted shit loads of stuff for doing bugger all and I'm just a thick girl next door*
*I may be paraphrasing here
Do me a fucking favour. Decorating a tree isnt hard and your minions would blow sunshine up your arse even if you decorated it with fresh dog turds.