Mrs Hinch #66 They see me trolling, they begging, tryna get Bolton to DM me before I turn 30

[KermitTheCloffff]

Hi everyone, new member here
My daughter eventually ground me down to following The Hinch Creature about 6 months ago.

At first I thought she was very funny and genuine The scales fell from my eyes after seeing the extension reveal and seeing that everything was bloody gifted! Following that was a party in her garden, and everything out there was sodding gifted too!

I’ve been reading tattle for about a month and was so glad to have found other people who have cottoned on to the greedy, selfish, materialistic, fake, money-grabbing, narcissistic moron.

Ive joined today as I’ve just developed diabetes from reading all of the saccharine arse-licking posts from her intellectually challenged “army”. I have a lot more ranting inside of me Thanks for providing somewhere to do it!

 

[I don’t do eBay darling]

it’s started !!!!

 

[something less identifiab]

Is she trying to look like Bolton with the hair??

She takes them extensions out at night and Jamie has to wear them!!!
Grinch be like......
"Sing to me hansnomes mans"

 

[Thank(space)you]

 

[SunshineRae]

I hate that she gets away with acting like some eco warrior telling us we must wash at 30˚ and recycle the Flash mop pads. You know through Terracycle, that "amazing scheme" that she does't actually have to go into or explain anything about, just tells us she wants us to "check it out"! Also why have that expensive Amtico flooring and not use the specialist #gifted cleaner you were given?

Re: Nanny Hinch's xmas pressie - "she still loves these calendars that hang up and you write on them, you know".....so a calendar then?!

I know what I would do with that stapler, I would staple her mouth shut!

List of things I (HINCH) need to acknowledge from tattle:-

• Yes it is indeed "Hinchmas" now "Hinchoween" is over. Well predicted @TheBlueDonkey →
• Yes, I am having two xmas trees this year - well predicted @Duchesspink Had to mention this early in November so that Balsam Hill have time to gift it (hopefully I get the same £509 model as last year...or maybe even something bigger and better and more expensive)
• I actually work super duper hard for hours on end behind the scenes (counting all my pennies and pounds , receiving gifts and sorting them into labelled piles in the loft , organising my gifted brand partner cleaning goods into my gifted, sorry I mean PAID for, really crazy and innovative space tidy (a.k.a brackets with shelves), deciding what #gifted outfit to dress Ronnie in , getting myself into really awkward positions to take a photo of a never seen before angle of the gifted table , in a corner of my gifted extension , attending meetings to negotiate how many more thousands of pounds I want to earn this month , working out how to spend my Very #gifted credit each month , planning sob stories to scatter through my contect (i was particularly pleased with yesterdays "we count too" one) , shaming my husband to 2.9 million followers etc. etc. The list goes on and I am exhausted - fuck any of you emergency service workers, NHS staff, zero hour contracts, minimum wage, 3 jobs-on-the-go, single parents, food bank visiting people!
• No, I didn't reuse an old photo yesterday, I just had my £99.99 #gifted easilocks clip in extensions.
• I only talk about my #gifted good out of the goodness of my pure little heart.
• Yes, I agree with you @AldiWidow , my nails do need doing so i'll start digging Trace out from under the extension
• No I don't have a cleaner - I mopped, cleaned AND shined my sink, wiped the surfaces down, hoovered, sorted the fridge AND cleaned the windows all by myself today (in addition to all of the above)
• I didn't name Ronnie after a rake or a radiator brush, I actually name all my cloths and appliances after my favourite people....introducing Freda the Flash Mop!
• Oh...and most importantly, I am the ONLY person who accesses my account. This means I am on it 24/7 and get no sleep, rest, food or drink because I have to act with lightning speed to do the #ShockBlocks, delete any negativity in the comments on my posts, go through the likes on all said negative comments (prior to deleting them) to then block those 'likers', monitor Michael Bolton's posts for any negativity linked to me and then delete and #shockblock, monitor my messages to flag any troll messages to use at a later late in my sob stories, pick up the messages asking where I have purchased something, seconds after I have mentioned it so I can link and provide a swipe up (just wanting to help), oh and of course find the most arse licky messages from my shoppers..whoops, sorry Hinchers, to share to my story. This further makes them feel like my cult, whoops...friend

 

[Sick_of_it_all]

New thread suggestion
Mrs Hinch is giving back but it’s not her money it’s yours you twat

I don’t expect it to be used but it made me laugh

 

[Bev1000]

You know what makes me happy, the last time I checked tattle had just over 25,000 members and now it’s got over 32,000 members

 

[Okaman17]

I’m new on here and I used to honestly love Mrs Hinch! I’m not saying that I absolutely hate her as that’s a strong word but I’m a bit disappointed and annoyed with her. I found her instagram when my hubby and I moved into our first flat together and when she had about 1000 followers! Her stories were interesting and she taught me a lot of cleaning tips which I never knew even existed as I never really paid attention to my mum when she used to clean LOL. But as her followers increased that’s when she’s started to change. There isn’t even any hinching anymore it’s more like ‘KEEPING UP WITH MRS HINCH’ ! All she does is post about how great her life is and her gifted items!!!!! My husband has sadly gone into prison for 3 years for protecting me against sexual harassment from another man and I have a two month old can barely afford my rent, can barely buy nice things for my house and don’t even know how I’ll return to work on top of that someone to look after my son and here is hinchy getting free food and a bloody gifted tommee tippee machine that I had to pay £90 for by the skin of my teeth!! It’s not her fault that I’m in the situation I’m in but before she accepts all this free food and freebies maybe she should think ‘do I really need it? Or could I accept it and donate it to people that really need it?’ To say I’m disappointed in her is an understatement.

 

[FiddyWig]

I’m on a bit of a role this morning so here’s another one Sophie, for when you’re doing your daily reading:

Before going on maternity leave, I was a sales office manager (most of the reason I can see straight through you as if you were made of glass). My team had a sales target of £250k every month. Not once under my leadership, did we ever not meet target. The main reason for that: my number one rule was never sell dishonesty. If you promise something in your pitch, and you know you can’t keep it, then just hang up the phone and go home.
I always told my team - imagine someone pitching a product to you, exactly the way you’d do it: would you buy it?
Sophie, if someone on Instagram was showing this new bathroom sponge that’s just like a sponge you already own, just a bit fluffier, and the pitch came from a monotonous voice reading the back of the packaging - would you buy it?
If someone was showing you everything they’ve ordered from a well known catalogue company with a high interest rate, it was stuff you didn’t need because Christmas is around the corner and you have to buy food and gifts or you’ve got no money left because you used the last of your spare money paying for your kids school pictures, or a new pair of wellies - would you open up a credit account with that company, just so you feel validated for a day, and then allow reality to kick in the next day that you’ve just put yourself into debt for a few overpriced, needless things?
Would you buy from you, Sophie?

 

[JBMmum]

Where does she find the time?! Not like she has anything else to do is it?

 

[Brummiebird]

She's launching something exciting tomorrow morning.. its going to be her own cleaning range isnt it?

Hopefully the only thing she’s launching is herself



Out of a fucking cannon.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Not only was it gifted that ninja blender she’s now being paid to advertise it with a swipe up! I knew there was a reason he kept making soup.. it’s a £100

You know how else you can make soup?

In a fucking £4 saucepan.

 

[LauLee]

Sorry guys but I really need to rant otherwise I'm gonna lose the plot!

Like most of you I am sick to death of seeing a lifestyle built on gifted items! Yes I really should stop watching the spoilt brat to save my sanity!

But what really struck a chord with me today was trying to find one of our homeless guys an affordable gym membership to help improve his mental health and give him something to do to keep him out the cold during the winter.

Not one gym was interested in helping him out and it got me thinking of Hinch, the pure greed and always taking things for her own gain! When there are folk out there on their knees desperate for the littlest things to get by day to day. But yet she gets so much given to her for free even when she has no use for it?! Or she begs until someone gifts it! And shows no genuine appreciation either! Makes me so mad!!!!

 

[Smile1013]

Oh soph if your going to pre record at least move the clock

 

[Sazz1006]

Why on earth would she want to label the machine with ‘Ronnie’? Who the bugger else would it be for?

 

[Lynseyp]

I love the fact Ronnie is looking away from Soph when she's talking to him.
Good for you boy, that's how we all feel

 

[Bimbles28]

Is it just me or does Jamie comes across just as arrogant as her on his Instagram now. Seems like they were made for each other. Woopdie fucking doo you made some soup for the 10000th day in a row. Doesn’t take a genius to follow a poxy recipe in a book and have ONE #gifted machine to do it all for you. But that suits you both doesn’t it, doing things with minimal effort.

I can’t help but feel sorry for Ronnie growing up with knobhead parents he’s destined to be one too.

 

[Ineedahero]

Enquiring minds want to know

And a standing ovation for this comment

 

[Bev1000]

It really does come to something doesn’t it when she’s now promoting a catalogue to vulnerable people a catalogue that’s has 39.9% apr
She’s knows her shoppers copy her, I wonder how many people have got all the things from her story and paid using the finance option because they can’t afford and don’t need it

Please please people wake up honestly guys I’m starting to worry how bad it’s getting

 

[Angel155]

Sophie, now Ronnie is reaching and grabbing things, please be extra careful putting him next to Henry!! 3 times in that story he grabbed his fur and his ear!!! Just because he "loves him" doesn't mean he won't snap if Ronnie accidentally hurts him.

I have written it here instead of sending a DM as you are more likely to see it here when looking for content