Mrs Hinch #547 She cracks us up 
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The true reason for the trip to Alton Towers became apparent on Saturday night, when we got to see the room they were staying in.
It was clearly a trial run for Ronnie’s mural of nightmares!
Given a choice between 4 giant Hahoos, or the three woolly wankers and the ghost of Henry past, I’d rather take my chances and sleep in the notsosecret garden thanks.
Supermum Sophie realised that she hadn’t been #gifted a ‘one tomorrow’ vest, so she went all Blue Peter and made one herself with the help of Comic Sans.
Sunday brought a real treat for Jamie and Fiddle Fingers, as Soph let them go swimming!
She was unfortunately too busy filming complete strangers in the pool to catch another Fiddly moment, so here’s a reminder of the last time
Soph posted an emotional reflection on her first year of motherhood, talking about how people always tell you time will go too fast but she didn’t realise it was true. I mean, it’s not like she has done this once before, is it…?
We had some delicious tea from @CoolMom that the Hunch Bunch booked under a pseudonym, but Jamieshortforjames then called to tell them who it was for. We also had confirmation that Ma and Abi were there.
Home time on Monday, and still not one mention by Soph of the fact her mum and niece were with them all weekend. Sophie even went to great lengths to hide Abi under lots of text on her story post. Hope she wasn’t supposed to be at school!
A quick ad, and then some photos with her favourite child Henry to announce their return home.
Today we were treated to the alpacas, I know we all missed them!
Royoioi’s recent absence seems to have been explained by a gaping hole in the fleece on his neck where he ‘had an injection’.
An Iconic ad, anda load of undeclared ads an over-complicated play set up for the boys, and then Notafarm updates. With brick ssssschlipppps in the dining room it’s a good job she’s wanted to live in that house since she was a little girl, because she absolutely will not be able to sell it once she’s finished bleeping it up.
Tuesday finished with a weird outing with her ‘tend friend and chief troll Stacey, to watch Stace‘s tv appearance on a phone in the back of a car. Super tattle sleuthing by @Multi-21 discovered that they were in fact at a screening of The Flight Attendant 2 https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hinch-546-forget-oblivion-shes-oblivious.30216/post-9931613
Stacey didn’t seem to want to admit to her fans that she had a better offer than watching her own show, or that Soph didn’t arrange to pick her up just because she was nervous.
Dishonest influencers?! Surely not.
TL;DR -
Soph doesn’t make sense
She doesn’t crack us up
It doesn’t help
She’s not honest
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Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth guys.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread title by me I’m fank yoo woohooooo
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Please include ‘thread suggestion’ in the post so we can find them easily
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The true reason for the trip to Alton Towers became apparent on Saturday night, when we got to see the room they were staying in.
It was clearly a trial run for Ronnie’s mural of nightmares!
Given a choice between 4 giant Hahoos, or the three woolly wankers and the ghost of Henry past, I’d rather take my chances and sleep in the notsosecret garden thanks.
Supermum Sophie realised that she hadn’t been #gifted a ‘one tomorrow’ vest, so she went all Blue Peter and made one herself with the help of Comic Sans.
Sunday brought a real treat for Jamie and Fiddle Fingers, as Soph let them go swimming!
She was unfortunately too busy filming complete strangers in the pool to catch another Fiddly moment, so here’s a reminder of the last time
Soph posted an emotional reflection on her first year of motherhood, talking about how people always tell you time will go too fast but she didn’t realise it was true. I mean, it’s not like she has done this once before, is it…?
We had some delicious tea from @CoolMom that the Hunch Bunch booked under a pseudonym, but Jamieshortforjames then called to tell them who it was for. We also had confirmation that Ma and Abi were there.
Home time on Monday, and still not one mention by Soph of the fact her mum and niece were with them all weekend. Sophie even went to great lengths to hide Abi under lots of text on her story post. Hope she wasn’t supposed to be at school!
A quick ad, and then some photos with her favourite child Henry to announce their return home.
Today we were treated to the alpacas, I know we all missed them!
Royoioi’s recent absence seems to have been explained by a gaping hole in the fleece on his neck where he ‘had an injection’.
An Iconic ad, and
Tuesday finished with a weird outing with her ‘tend friend and chief troll Stacey, to watch Stace‘s tv appearance on a phone in the back of a car. Super tattle sleuthing by @Multi-21 discovered that they were in fact at a screening of The Flight Attendant 2 https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hinch-546-forget-oblivion-shes-oblivious.30216/post-9931613
Stacey didn’t seem to want to admit to her fans that she had a better offer than watching her own show, or that Soph didn’t arrange to pick her up just because she was nervous.
Dishonest influencers?! Surely not.
TL;DR -
Soph doesn’t make sense
She doesn’t crack us up
It doesn’t help
She’s not honest
———
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth guys.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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