Mrs Hinch #540 The real world chooses heating or eating, while Mrs Hinch flogs her overpriced seating

[Wize Owl]

Tattle ADs are trolling poor Hennerz

I feel so sorry for him, such a shame he’s been lumbered with owners that are absolute twats. Thing is, there’s lots of places to exercise Hennerz near to them, the prom park is a short walk away and is a dog walkers delight. Our dog loves it there. Bless’is’art

 

[Swedish chef]

When I wassssh little and anyone asschked what I wanted to be when I grew up I alwaysssh replied an “Asssschtronaut” (True story) I’ve alwaysssh been fasssschinated by schpace and the moon/planetsssh. Anyway, I’ve worked hard, but I’m no nearer to achieving my dream. Schooo can I volunteer myschelf for a trip in your Ssschpeciaaal Ssschpace Egg Chair pleasssche? Your inschpirational quote hassssh inschpired me that it’sssh not too late. I’m bringing RoyOiOi with me, hope that’ssssh ok? He’ll be the firssst buck toothed bleeping fluffhead in Ssschpace 🪐

Would you like to fly to the moon and back in my egg chair? I have a discount code for us all #imafuckwit5 swipe up, definitely not an ad, I'm just sharing because so many of you are asking

 

[Wize Owl]

Would you like to fly to the moon and back in my egg chair? I have a discount code for us all #imafuckwit5 swipe up, definitely not an ad, I'm just sharing because so many of you are asking

Yes pleaseeee, count me in. Wow, I can’t believe this is happening to me from the little town village of Maldon. I’m soooo exchited and I’m obschesssssed

 

[Ditzymama28]

Probs gonna be today and tomorrow off for soph
She'll be sulky cos her grid post didn't hit the heights she expected it too and she had to reply to comments to bulk out the numbers too

 

[IrishCatlady]

Probs gonna be today and tomorrow off for soph
She'll be sulky cos her grid post didn't hit the heights she expected it too and she had to reply to comments to bulk out the numbers too

Anyone know the number of likes

 

[Bizboz]

OH duck OFF HINCH!!!!
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So much naked flame and so many highly flammable items the sheep will be recreating and setting fire to their homes

 

[Ditzymama28]

Anyone know the number of likes

I'm guessing not even 200k it wasnt even at 150k last night! People probably so stunned at seeing the size of poor Henry that they didn't hit like

 

[Pollyanna263]

Anyone know the number of likes

It’s not showing me any more, not sure why. I used to be able to go on the web version and see

 

[abbotty]

Weird positioning of belt in stories. Looks pregnant already to me.

 

[MrsD33]

Anyone know the number of likes

Not sure how up to date this is, but it’s pretty poor

 

[ns22xo]

Anyone else think that the shower room was made because the groomer mentioned Heffers Henners’ weight so she blacklisted them and vowed never to return again because she could just do it herself?

 

[JMS123]

Any animal or human for that matter suffering from hip dysplasia and spinal issues has my full sympathy.
It's bloody painful and often detected when it's quite far advanced. In my case, (amongst other more recent unforeseen crap), has gradually resulted in going from being active to disabled within 4 years. A hip replacement at 44 and degenerative central, bilateral, recess stenosis in my lower spine. I was left with an inch difference in leg lengths after surgery.

You have my sympathy, that sounds awful. I had a hip replacement six months ago (at 47) due to a combination of dysplasia and childhood arthritis. I’m trying to get back to par before I can face the second one in the next few months. It feels a bit unfair given my age (the one good thing about a hip replacement is that the surgeon sees you as young!).

I get the feeling that, as time goes on, Hinch is struggling to keep up the facade. She just can’t be bothered. I’m not sure she was ever that fussed about cleaning but she didn’t have any other talents to monetise on Instagram. It took off but it bores her. This is the real her, spunking money on as much as she can and slobbing around in dressing gowns and scabby tracksuits. The veneer is starting to crack and I wonder if she realises.

 

[Andioooop]

The reel isn’t doing too well *cackles*

 

[ReginaPhalange4]

Remember the claims she had been offered loads of tv / reality but always turned it down as felt strange. Buuuulllllll

Anyone else think she's been extremely stupid with her money?
Buying the tend farm and basically gutting it to redo it all and paid over a million for it
Obviously she fully owns greyskull now as mortgage was paid off
Has she mortgaged tend farm or do we think she bought it outright?
She has spent thousands also on 3 alpacas and their upkeep
Jimbobnoknob doesn't work
She hasn't managed to break into reality TV or any TV shows like SS has
She can't be a mum influencer as she's a tit mum and she knows this
Hence the need for the tend feelings towards her kids
What happens when joy of clean arent paying her for ads anymore and the tesco contract ends?
How is she gonna live and upkeep this big house and garden and animals
Two jobless lay abouts
I really think she's gonna be fucked in a few years and bankrupt
She's clearly earned alot more than I thought but duck me she can't be worth more than a few million surely?

 

[IrishCatlady]

Anyone else think that the shower room was made because the groomer mentioned Heffers Henners’ weight so she blacklisted them and vowed never to return again because she could just do it herself?

She can’t clip him though

 

[GlamGlitterGlitz]

This piece of bollocks. This is currently on sale for £1.99 but back when Hinch was advertising, I think I bought mine for about £18. Pfft. Which tells you all you need to know.

It was tit. The dividers came out and the outside was just too floppy.

Wow, that's steep for what it is . Thanks for showing me!

 

[Secretbrillopad]

Beltane wishes to all you nusty trolls! Get your crunky snacks and litres of coke down your thriats!

BLESSED BE.

 

[Blondesx40x]

Probs gonna be today and tomorrow off for soph
She'll be sulky cos her grid post didn't hit the heights she expected it too and she had to reply to comments to bulk out the numbers too

Probably spending the day reboxing all her tit garden set and taking it back to tesco..and if she isn't, she bloody well should..
It looks shite

 

[Pollyanna263]

She can’t clip him though

She could do. I do my springer. I’m not as good as a groomer but I’m not awful.

Bet she gets Ma to do it.

 

[RogueRey]

It doesn't take long to find the original source of inspiration for anything she does.. today's evidence. Lonnies new wardrobe. Copying from Olivia B..