Mrs Hinch #532 Hinch, Hinch, go away, Here’s David and Becky from the ASA ✨

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If anyone has a Ninja Foodie, you can make a lovely toastie using the air fry feature.

This recommendation will be charged at £9.99 plus £2.99 posting fee.
i used my crimpit in the ninja foodie 😅😅😅 I don’t own a toaster as my little rescue cat kept pissing in them, no word of a lie 😅😅😅😅😅
 
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I don’t mind the look of the Crimpit 😂 I think it’s probably a good idea for people that don’t have space or the inclination to store a whole sandwich press. I’ll see myself out 🙈😂
They only fit a warburtons thins in them, I use the toastie bags 🤣 can fit a normal size sandwich in it
 
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Her fans are so dumb. She will never give up this tend job. Crimpit it’s like some tit American infomercial you see on the telly when your home smashed from a night out at 4am ☠ Im surprised they all don’t have rickets the tit they eat
 
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13 quid for a bit of plastic that seals the edges of a small bit of bread? I don't think so! There's an invention called toasty bags dead cheap from home bargs or even a toastie maker that most of us have. The company are wetting themselves that THE Mrs hinch has just shared a story guyyys😳 they're awaiting an influx of sheep as we speak desperate for said piece of plastic 🙄
 
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After seeing the mess of someone's hands after a toaster caught fire because they had been putting cheese and other crap in it, that's a hard nope from me. Don't fancy burns, nor do I want to risk ruining my kitchen/house (her insurance wouldn't have paid out had she let the fire take hold too as she wasn't using the toaster properly!).


I'm often a bit too lazy to go to the back of the cupboard for the machine, clean it afterwards (its not new, the coating is slightly damaged so it's a pain), etc. 🙊 so I sometimes just make them in a non-stick frying pan...just very lightly butter or oil the outside and...mmmmmm! Now I might need one for lunch. Just have to squash it a bit and be careful when turning it so it doesn't come apart.
We do this too! Butter the outside, into a frying pan with our heaviest pan on top of it to squish it like a toastie maker does. Flip and repeat - et voila! Proper pauper’s toasties in this house! 😂
 
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I've just had a toasties guys. Real thick bread, with some Cornish cove cheese and a little bit of diced onion, shoved in a toast bag which I found in my drawer. Don't own a toasties maker, chucked it out years ago. The toastabags are about 1 quid for 2 from poundland and last for ages. My sandwich was lush
 
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🤣🤣🤣Not ‘staged’ at all 🤣🤣so they manage to get to the door first and take the parcel off the Postman/delivery driver before you then Soph!!!!
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Hinch doing what the hunnz laave best, advertising cheap, plastic, pointless tatt!
Ffs, she's dressed the boys in matching "Chavidas" trackies again!
 
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I thought Dagenham market had closed? Why do all the kids clothes look like something you’d get from there? So chavvy
 
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She’s such a sad fucker 🤣

cRimPiT GhuUYyySHh! literally no one has a pot to piss in and she’s showing off MORE ludicrous spending?!

Womm schnaks for the boyysh anyone?
 
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I’m a bit confused as to why hinch feels the need to put a dribble bib on Ronnie? Is he dribbling - if so then his needs are greater than they’re made out to be or she’s just dumb!? She really has no clue does she 😂
She’s just dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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What is it with her and bleeping tomato puree?!
i ageee… i used to like tomato ketchup but my kids have put me off it… they would eat it with a spoon if I let them 😅😅😅 her boys are gonna grow up detesting tomatoes because that’s all she uses 😅😅😅😅
 
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You guys makes me laugh with the “thought she didn’t like hot drinks” every time she has a cup of tea. It must been a while ago she said that, maybe her tastes have changed?! I never used to eat bacon but I love a bacon sarnie at the weekends now. It’s hardly the biggest problem with what she posts and might not have been a lie when she first said it!
U ok hun?
 
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Those bloody tracksuits🥴 she’s a Chav with money. Dress them like little boys for once
 
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