I’ve been lurking here for the past week or so and my eyes have really been opened to all of these so called influencers since being here. This past hour I’ve had to unfollow hunch because it’s really incredibly painful to watch with this potential animal cruelty, I really hope something is done about it.
Mrs Hinch #488 Free the Maldon 3
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I was going to say if only we could live in fairy tale land like hunch where everything is perfect and you have everyone pandering to your every need but it’s all so fake and gross, at least we’re real and trying. I haven’t liked her for a long time but I think now this tend farm stuff could be where the tide turns for her.
I wonder if she'll drag out the arrival of these alpacas as long as long as she did her 2nd pregnancy when she made a big song and dance about being really far along and she was like 3.5 months...they'll probably not be mentioned again for months now 
She is gonna be cacking her lounge pants and slapping herself silly round the face the second she clocks mice and rats 
So here for that !
So here for that !
The garden space is too small for 3 alapacas and they were probably up to their knees in mud, because guess what Sofa IT'S WINTER.
The only way she could make Insta worthy photos of her boyzzz was to call in the astro turf people that did the garden in greyskull.
The only way she could make Insta worthy photos of her boyzzz was to call in the astro turf people that did the garden in greyskull.
That’s better
I’ll take the moneyThank you
not her life though
Well,all I can say is I sleep very well fank you and I'm always calm.What's with the tranq gun?
How would he ever find it here?
I popped over to my neighbours today to help move her sheep (and psycho alpacas) and in between dodging the spit and hooves I was telling her about the Maldon 3, neighbour does not have Internet never mind Instagram so has never heard of Sopha, she genuinely thought I was winding her up especially when I showed her the Wendy house they are going to live in . She has just text me saying “I’m sorry but I’m still laughing”
I’m crying myself to sleep thinking about these poor animals in her clutches
If they are fortunate to have another paddock they’ll be turned out to during the day the only thing that’s slightly cheered me is imagining their stubborn arses running away from her shrieking “I LOVE UUUSSE HANSNOMES BOYZZZZ” whilst chasing them Benny Hill style slipping in their tit in the dark with that poxy cheap beanie hat, through wind, rain and snow forever and ever unhappily ever after.
Someone take a wee race past tomorrow and have a juke over the fence 
she’s boring the tits off me now tbh. The only reason I’m still here is because you lot thwart her every move and it’s a full geg
she’s boring the tits off me now tbh. The only reason I’m still here is because you lot thwart her every move and it’s a full geg
Awww you forgot the Hinch diffusers and the candles to mask the pissy pong!
She is so wonky-why not keep that a man cave?The laminate bit was under the pool table with carpet around it
Oh,hang on-she's a selfish bleep.
Report that witch!! If I’m to assume she’s gotten her alpacas from this place (which is in Essex and is the website on the little bag hanging in shed) then surely they can’t agree on the living conditions for the animals nor the fake grass!!
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OK enough now you are making me piss myself you bugger!
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