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Mrs Hinch #464 Forget gold, frankincense and myrrh, it’s greige, succulents and all about her
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Looks like she's deleted it nowPsycho Soph is stalking people now lolView attachment 903861
Thought she’d gone to bed like 4 hours ago as she never gets any sleep
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I hope fiddle fingers has left the elf out for the boys, maybe something like this in case they are missing mummaz and her snapped toe 
Classic case of can give it all out and then some but cannot take it back. It’s called karma you headThought she’d gone to bed like 4 hours ago as she never gets any sleep
What you give out comes back to you no matter who you are tending to be.
The comment was a bit too personal. I'm aaaallll for bantz but that comment was only submitted purely for a reaction. Howeverrrrr her poor poor me reply is pathetic.Thought she’d gone to bed like 4 hours ago as she never gets any sleep
Go get a job both of you,Sponging of society!!! Go shoppers make us money discusussing human beings!!!OMFGI am done
I tell you what though this has been brilliant entertainment this eve
bleeping love tattle
Its defo fiddle fingers, raging she's at home alone without Jimbob tonightI’ve reported them for harassment
Big Al just doesn't do it the way Jim does
Agree, the original comment to her was particularly nasty. And if she's doing this to get attention in the press, it will be great for a sad trollz story.
HilariousThought she’d gone to bed like 4 hours ago as she never gets any sleep
but a little funny how there are spaces before the full stops and commas in both comments 
Are you talking to yourself sofa?
It’s so horrifically sad. Nothing said now is adding anything positive to anything at the moment, the one thing I will do is stick up for his teacher, who was communicating with A’s father during lockdown as she knew he was high risk. He told her A was doing just fine, Due to covid restrictions, there was really very little else she could do, she testified in court, so hopefully nothing I’m saying isn’t allowed as has already been published by the press, And yes, I only know what is being circulating amongst my community at the moment, but she’s the teacher or ex teacher of many of my friends children and they are all behind her. The social workers and the police who ignored the bruising are mostly to blame here (regarding safeguarding obviously). But at this point it is truly heartbreaking. it’s just horrendous and that poor little boy suffered for various reasons, all of which are totally unforgivable and unacceptable. He should have known he was loved. Just awful.I cried when I saw the footage of him trying to fold his bedding up the day he died and saying that no one loved him. How could anyone be so utterly bleeping cruel? He was so badly let down by so many people in positions where they should of been helping him.
Those who committed this awful crime should never see the light of day ever again.
ETA clarification.
Well spotted! And I just don’t have a shred of sympathy for the bleep anymore. You get what you deserve in life ATVHilarious
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imagine she’s up now typing all these comments herself….making 129373 new Instagram troll accounts to get herself attention?!She says ohhh you need a thick skin for social media.. But then spends her night with her husband in a hotel room, I'd be breaking the headboard, not on my phone replying to comments of some disapproving opinions ....... She's drawing more attention because she loves it, something has happened and she's using her way of coping which is lashing out all angry.
Wait til tomorrow, Gretel will be out.
In the middle of the night in the middle of a pandemic!! MELT.
Great recap! Do we think she had flown to Scotland to surprise Katie?Mrs Hinch #464 Forget gold, frankincense and myrrh, it’s greige, succulents and all about her
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Quick recap.
Soph did lots of ads ...lots.
They included:
Undeclared ads for all her own range of Tessshco tat.
Some hair extensions that look like someone had tipped super noodles on her head.
Crappy photo “baubles” that were as flat as a pancake and have a hole right through your loved one’s forehead to hang them up.
And the traditional Christmas succulent in a greige pot. No home is complete without one.
The Elf is back and making contrived visits every morning. We suspect they’ve all been filmed in one block. Jamie in the red vest has been spotted numerous times in reflections and the plasters from the tend messy house made an appearance in today’s.
The boys are being given a gift a day in the build up to getting more gifts on Christmas Day. And Henners is restraining himself and thus far and hasn’t eaten his entire advent calendar of shhhhnacks.
Soph decorated her fireplace for Christmas shortly after Stacey posted a photo of the one in Rex’s bedroom. The fireplace is still off centre but now it’s got a little house (for the reveal?) and some trees that look like a loo brush on it.
The main event of the big tree has yet to be revealed though. Although Soph did show herself and Jamie getting the stuff out of the attic of memories to do it yesterday. It was a happy family time with Soph bullying Jamie and being a general witch to him because he wasn’t quick enough to follow her instructions. You’d think Trace would give them hand, but she’s just pleased to have more space up there with the baby on the way. She also made huge Rice Krispie reindeer cakes for Ron, that he could have had fun helping with.
She did a charidee post for Save The Children were she and her family made Christmas jumpers by sticking stuff on to old jumpers, Soph’s was off the shoulder, natch.
They actually let Ron do something on the video but ruined it by literally not helping him at all so he couldn’t join in properly. Then they pretended that he took the gridpost photo of them, which is just bleeping farcical, but the charity put his name and age on their page to credit him with the pic!
We then had an early morning hospital drama because Soph has broken her little toe (again) she went off to A&E and reckons it was x rayed and has “literally snapped” in two.
She did a story about how the nurse she saw loves watching her stories.
I hope she slipped her note before she left or I for one won’t believe it.
Today she’s in London to do the Chris Evans Breakfast Show, she’s wearing one slipper and one shoe, been crying about Ronnie not being able to talk to his little classmates in nursery today and hobbling round. Maximum sympathy mode is in full swing. There must be a big announcement coming...
She’s also been on a lunch date with JimBobSmallKnob to Borough Market and been reminiscing about their younger years before kids. Doing quite well for someone who supposedly had no sleep them..
She told told Chris she is going away for Christmas, somewhere I might snow, and she’s not revealed,Inch it until the day. Place your bingos now!
Article about her interview:
Broken bones and an untidy house. This is not what we expect from the queen of clean and simple. The Instagram influencer and best-selling author joined the Chris Evans Breakfast Show with Sky to talk about her mum-accident, how to control your mind with Ta-Da lists and giving yourself a break.
She told Chris: “I’m currently at Virgin Radio with a slipper on, in my pyjamas, freshly from A&E but it's all good. I broke my toe doing mama duties in the middle of the night during a night feed on the door." Ouch.
Talking about her new book, Life In Lists, she said: “I needed those lists in my life so I thought hopefully others will too but it's a fun way to organise, motivate yourself, have fun. Also there's some fantastic me-time lists in there, lists of what you're grateful for and it's a special notebook. I hope everyone enjoys it."
On adoring Christmas, she said: “I’m a full 10, especially since having children. I feel like I'm reliving my youth. I can go back to pretending I'm excited for the children but it's actually for me."
So is her house a Santa's glam grotto already? She revealed: "It's messy at the moment, if I'm honest with you! I have a very messy house but that's ok. The fireplace has been decorated and has had its Christmas spin put on it. Apart from that I've made some reindeer rice cakes for the kids. I haven't started my Christmas shopping just yet but I have a hell of a load of lists and I think I've written them all down so I feel organised, but am I? I don't know. Hopefully so."
On loving 'mind maps' she said: "They're underrated and that's why I thought maybe, with my bizarre thoughts, if I just put them in a book and if anyone else can have fun with it and enjoy it and make it helpful and it's useful then great, so there's some fantastic mind maps in there.
“One mind map I've got at the moment is I really would love to buy a motorhome. I took the kids on a motorhome trip with my husband not that long ago and we loved it so I really wanted to look into buying one but obviously they're quite expensive. So I was thinking I need to really look into this properly, so I made my own mind map on what different makes are there, the price ranges, the sorts of dealerships, the best way to do it and I made a whole mind map on it and it's helped me to make decisions. I've done so many different ones, projects for the house as well because it gives you clarity. It gets it all out of your head.
“I absolutely love stationery anyway, I love notebooks so to be able to create my own is amazing and to see people using them and tagging me in them and saying this has helped me and that's helped me… Oh my gosh, thank you, I love it and there's some fantastic winter lists in there too."
On making Ta-Da lists, she said: "They're the opposite of To-Do lists and that's why I love them because some people go to bed at night and they give themselves a hard time, you know, I didn't do that... Well, you did make the dinner, you did make the bed, you did walk the dog. Give yourself some credit.”
Feeling at home on air, she said: “I did quite a lot of radio from home and I learned to enjoy the chat and if I'm honest as well, my followers have made me realise that it's ok just to be who you are. They're all so incredible. They support me no matter what I do and it's amazing; the highs, the lows, the struggles, the success. They're always there. So worst case scenario I mess up on here, they’re still there, bless them. So I'm so grateful, I just feel more relaxed."
She joked: “Maybe it's the Oramorph from the hospital that I've just had from A&E."
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
I agree, I don't think it was needed at all. Shes a massive twit but that was uncalled for.
Katie is near Dumbarton…ffs that’s where I go for B&M it has a massive one! I should give up my girls gin day tomorrow and stalk B&M to see if I spot Hinch! Nah I’ll go for the Gin trees instead.
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