Mrs Hinch #461 How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the raggedy hair?

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Bunnykins

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Mrs Hinch #461 How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the raggedy hair?
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Quick recap. She’s done sod all basically except ads. Filtered Ads for the beauty box that she’d been doing undeclared ads for before, ads for hair extensions that she keeps in poo bags (explains a lot), ads for plastic wellies that she tend walks Henry in that have never seen the light of day and ads for her £25 mini Christmas tree that she tends is for Ron but won’t let him touch and decorates in the most boring and bland white decorations she could find.

She also did a huge ad for Dog’s Trust Charity that she pretended was a random act of kindness to drop off some stuff for Christmas. She and Jamie rocked up like Johnny Vegas and Cruella on a date night and proceeded to prat about in the kennels whilst pretending it was all some altruistic outing that they’d come up with themselves. Turns out she’s a paid advertiser. Nice. The poor pups have enough to put up with without that terrorhawk screeching in their faces. She proceeded to list all the attributes needed to rescue a dog, taking it for walks, dealing with pets who have separation anxiety etc
Safe to say Soph wouldn’t be allowed to set foot over their threshold if she didn’t have 4m bots.
Anyway at least the dogs got some toys and we all got to laugh at the state of her in her shit brown Michelin man coat. Is that from your Teshhhco range hunnay?

In between all this she threw clothes round the bedroom to tend tidy up, cleaned her washing machine drawer again!, posted some (hopefully fake, but if not get yourselves some self respect) licky bum bum innit messages from her sheep, got in to another “my kid is better than you kid” post off with Stacey over some crafts and played the sympathy card over little Ron’s undiagnosed “invisible speech needs” which change by the hour depending on what she’s trying to sell.
She also made some strange oaty cake things with Ron were he wasn’t allowed to join in properly and they had to sit on the kitchen floor because their table is covered in her tesco dining service and dust other than that her parenting content was her poking prodding and squawking at the kids and laughing in their faces from behind the ever constant camera.
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Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
 

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Cassy Role

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Not caught up yet but… baking. WELL DONE!!! But on the kitchen floor????? When you’ve got a dog!!! Try harder.

Don’t even get me started on the “they didn’t go to plan” comment. What’s with the constant criticism. I know she’s playing up to these additional needs now but he isn’t even 3. Additional needs or not he’s hardly going to rival Mary Berry is he???
 

Parry1988

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Mrs Hinch #461 How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the raggedy hair?
Winning thread title by @easeypeasey 🥳

Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh 👍
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit 😘
No swears in titles! 🙊

Quick recap. She’s done sod all basically except ads. Filtered Ads for the beauty box that she’d been doing undeclared ads for before, ads for hair extensions that she keeps in poo bags (explains a lot), ads for plastic wellies that she tend walks Henry in that have never seen the light of day and ads for her £25 mini Christmas tree that she tends is for Ron but won’t let him touch and decorates in the most boring and bland white decorations she could find.

She also did a huge ad for Dog’s Trust Charity that she pretended was a random act of kindness to drop off some stuff for Christmas. She and Jamie rocked up like Johnny Vegas and Cruella on a date night and proceeded to prat about in the kennels whilst pretending it was all some altruistic outing that they’d come up with themselves. Turns out she’s a paid advertiser. Nice. The poor pups have enough to put up with without that terrorhawk screeching in their faces. She proceeded to list all the attributes needed to rescue a dog, taking it for walks, dealing with pets who have separation anxiety etc
Safe to say Soph wouldn’t be allowed to set foot over their threshold if she didn’t have 4m bots.
Anyway at least the dogs got some toys and we all got to laugh at the state of her in her shit brown Michelin man coat. Is that from your Teshhhco range hunnay?

In between all this she threw clothes round the bedroom to tend tidy up, cleaned her washing machine drawer again!, posted some (hopefully fake, but if not get yourselves some self respect) licky bum bum innit messages from her sheep, got in to another “my kid is better than you kid” post off with Stacey over some crafts and played the sympathy card over little Ron’s undiagnosed “invisible speech needs” which change by the hour depending on what she’s trying to sell.
She also made some strange oaty cake things with Ron were he wasn’t allowed to join in properly and they had to sit on the kitchen floor because their table is covered in her tesco dining service and dust other than that her parenting content was her poking prodding and squawking at the kids and laughing in their faces from behind the ever constant camera.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.


Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Everytime I see that coat she wore to the dog rescue I'm just genuinely amazed that 1 someone made it 2 she bought it and 3 actually wears it, and wears it in public 😷
 

Danielle0120

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Bet they taste like shit, trying to be semi healthy with the oats but is happy to feed her family nothing but processed shit morning til night.. Makes no sense but OK. Asda have lovely character cake boxes where you just add water butter egg etc, real easy for kids if they don't have the patience to watch you weigh all the ingredients individually, especially at rons age, I know my youngest doesn't like to but my middle and eldest like helping me weigh and finding the right number, there's peppa pig, paw patrol, unicorn...... Loads. Try having FUN
 

ChunkyMonkey90

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Whenever I hear the word "clever", I cringe. I can't bare it. Give him the egg and crack it. He's learning Hinch! And you are hindering it. Why did she need to comment the amount of marshmallows he tipped in...who cares! Well done Ronnie on baking YOUR oatcakes!! Just because you helped him Hinch doesnt always mean it's yours too.
 
Asda have lovely character cake boxes where you just add water butter egg etc, real easy for kids if they don't have the patience to watch you weigh all the ingredients individually, especially at rons age, I know my youngest doesn't like to but my middle and eldest like helping me weigh and finding the right number, there's peppa pig, paw patrol, unicorn...... Loads. Try having FUN
I still remember making the Tom and Jerry version of these in the early 90s with my mum 😁
 

pinkle

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Bet they taste like shit, trying to be semi healthy with the oats but is happy to feed her family nothing but processed shit morning til night.. Makes no sense but OK. Asda have lovely character cake boxes where you just add water butter egg etc, real easy for kids if they don't have the patience to watch you weigh all the ingredients individually, especially at rons age, I know my youngest doesn't like to but my middle and eldest like helping me weigh and finding the right number, there's peppa pig, paw patrol, unicorn...... Loads. Try having FUN
Mine HATE making the cake but love decorating them. So I don’t bother trying to make them bake, they just decorate and I actually let them do it! Poor Ron don’t stand a chance he must be so bored :(

I bet Hinch is clawing her neck. SS is turning a shed into Santa's grotto, and its looking so good so far.
Kid craft-off!!!! Best bubs couldn’t be more obviously in competition
 

WestHighlandWy

Well-known member
Bet they taste like shit, trying to be semi healthy with the oats but is happy to feed her family nothing but processed shit morning til night.. Makes no sense but OK. Asda have lovely character cake boxes where you just add water butter egg etc, real easy for kids if they don't have the patience to watch you weigh all the ingredients individually, especially at rons age, I know my youngest doesn't like to but my middle and eldest like helping me weigh and finding the right number, there's peppa pig, paw patrol, unicorn...... Loads. Try having FUN

I don’t think she knows how to have fun 😂 her fun attempt was chucking flour at a land rover 😂😂
 

Sloggingaway

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I only ever really read the recaps at the start of each thread on here as I cannot keep up 🤣
But on each thread it always confirms what i thought a few years ago, she’s a cunt
And remains consistent at this
Unlike her face 🤣
The photos of her at dogs trust
And then her posts
What a twat, 30 plus and behaving like this
 
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