Mrs Hinch #442 Playing shop, throwing a strop, harvest lot went over the top
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Friday was a day of duck ups for Hinch.
First she did a braggy post about how much she was donating to Ron’s nursery’s Harvest FestOVAL with a story about her Jaymeeee going to do a shop to get it all. She then posted a message from a sheep who asked her to explain the Harvest Festival, what with it being a new thing that only started this year..., and told her that she had donated a tin of potatoes and a tin of beans. Soph decided that the appropriate response was to show us all a boot full of food she’d bought to donate which looked like she’d cleared the shelves of Teshco.
She then posted a rant about trolls and said she’d only shown it all so that we could see what to donate. Then Fiddle Fingers came over with a tranq dart and they all stropped off to an alpaca farm to calm her down because she can’t cope with how nasty “trolls” are to her by disagreeing with anything she does.
Both stories were deleted, but obvs we have receipts. See below.
Next she and her team decided it a great idea was to patronise every retail worker in the UK by getting Sophie to play shops in Home Bargains where she'd been paid to advertise the P&G Pink Wednesday laundry bundle. As usual it was Soph’s dream come true (to be paid thousands) to swipe her own shopping through the till and then stack a shelf. The whole thing was a set up and she was seen scanning the same shopping she used for her Hinch Haul earlier this week including the brush that she used the handle of to make Stacey’s crate for Princess Pickle. Nothing happens in real time in Hinch Land.
Not one person at her agency or P&G looked at that and thought it was a load of condescending old cobblers so off she went and created another massive duck up. There was no mention of how shop staff are key workers who we’ve all relied on throughout the pandemic, how they risked their own health to make sure we all had food, cleaning products etc throughout, no just Sopha Rose laughing and twatting about like a dick whilst being paid more than some staff probably earn in a year to do so.
She ended the day with yet another undeclared advert for her new empty notebook oh and if you’re really lucky you could win a Mrs Hinch signed Lenor t-shirt! Wow! Someone hold me down!
Saturday and she’s very quiet just given us her fool proof cute kid posts and is pretending she’s crying over Ron’s cress project from nursery. It’ll be dead by tomorrow and have been replaced with a packet from Teshco.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
Winning thread title by @BeyoncéCarter-Knowles
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit
Friday was a day of duck ups for Hinch.
First she did a braggy post about how much she was donating to Ron’s nursery’s Harvest FestOVAL with a story about her Jaymeeee going to do a shop to get it all. She then posted a message from a sheep who asked her to explain the Harvest Festival, what with it being a new thing that only started this year..., and told her that she had donated a tin of potatoes and a tin of beans. Soph decided that the appropriate response was to show us all a boot full of food she’d bought to donate which looked like she’d cleared the shelves of Teshco.
She then posted a rant about trolls and said she’d only shown it all so that we could see what to donate. Then Fiddle Fingers came over with a tranq dart and they all stropped off to an alpaca farm to calm her down because she can’t cope with how nasty “trolls” are to her by disagreeing with anything she does.
Both stories were deleted, but obvs we have receipts. See below.
Next she and her team decided it a great idea was to patronise every retail worker in the UK by getting Sophie to play shops in Home Bargains where she'd been paid to advertise the P&G Pink Wednesday laundry bundle. As usual it was Soph’s dream come true (to be paid thousands) to swipe her own shopping through the till and then stack a shelf. The whole thing was a set up and she was seen scanning the same shopping she used for her Hinch Haul earlier this week including the brush that she used the handle of to make Stacey’s crate for Princess Pickle. Nothing happens in real time in Hinch Land.
Not one person at her agency or P&G looked at that and thought it was a load of condescending old cobblers so off she went and created another massive duck up. There was no mention of how shop staff are key workers who we’ve all relied on throughout the pandemic, how they risked their own health to make sure we all had food, cleaning products etc throughout, no just Sopha Rose laughing and twatting about like a dick whilst being paid more than some staff probably earn in a year to do so.
She ended the day with yet another undeclared advert for her new empty notebook oh and if you’re really lucky you could win a Mrs Hinch signed Lenor t-shirt! Wow! Someone hold me down!
Saturday and she’s very quiet just given us her fool proof cute kid posts and is pretending she’s crying over Ron’s cress project from nursery. It’ll be dead by tomorrow and have been replaced with a packet from Teshco.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.
all i did was lift the items out the trolley and put them on the shelf. hope that helps xxx”
