Mrs Hinch #428 - Hinch is cleaning the washing machine drawer, it’s such a shame her and Ron have no rapport
(Edited to fit)
Winning thread title by @cm1985
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards- atv
)
Tuesday afternoon and upon his arrival home from nursery Ron was treated to a hideous concoction from cafe Hinch, he’s currently making enquiries on how he can stay for lunch at nursery or perhaps pop in to a little bistro on his way home.
She then proceeded to unpack a £180 floor lamp from ‘Nex’. The lamp looked like a ladder with a bucket on it and Soph has styled it with an effigy of her former prisoner Sonic the Hedgehog.
Best Bubs forever Stacey unveiled her huge new utility room at Pickle Cottage so Soph had a manic meltdown in the garage next to her washing machine, the Gretel filter was on, hyena laugh was out, it was the standard Hinch in jealous and bitter mode.
Jamie Brent was on form oi oi “it’s like a laundrette in ‘ere babes” oh jaymeeeee you’re so funnaaaayyyy hunnaaay.
The actual comedy came from Hinch revealing her latest upcycling project which is something like an mdf ikea book bench that she thinks is a church pew. It’s either for her country style mud room or her crushed cheerio garage.
Wednesday and the day started with a Shhhhhwipe up for her dishcloth loungewear range at ‘Nex’ how weird that she bought a lamp off them yesterday and now suddenly her “sold out” (mmm‘Kay babes) range is back in stock on the same website! What a coincidence...
Then we were treated to yet another clean up of the manky mouldy washing machine drawer which seems to need cleaning two hundred times a month. Zoflora and Cif seem to be the flavour of the month, not promoting you brand partner P&G Soph?
A strange woman popped round to cuddle Lennie and she tended that Ron cried on his way to nursery so that it looks like he likes her.
She asked what Instagram pages to follow for fun parenting tips so she can steal their content and pretend it was all her own idea.
She also discovered that Ronnie has toys that he might like to play with, this was probably after being asked by the nursery what his favourite toys are. ‘Tend tit and brush and shovel probably didn’t go down too well...
Then she showed a pile of laundry in Len’s cot and said she was going to put it away. Inspirational. She folded it in to her Teshhhhco drawer organisers and tagged the shhhmall buissnesshes that had gifted her the obscene mountain of clothes so it was all a big ad.
What a shock.
However there was a twist when Tattler @HulaHannah spotted that Hinch had in fact copied the whole thing from another account that they both followed. Receipts below bubs.
The day ended with Ron heading off to bed at 8pm to the soundtrack of titanic and his mother laughing at him like a lunatic as usual. Just when you thought she’d packed up for the night she was back because she was frightened of two spiders on her stairs, she’s not going to cope in the country, and the she claimed Jamie wasn’t home. Ron must be more advanced than we thought if he can put himself to bed...
Oi oi! What’s this? Prince Charming is back to rescue Gretel from the narssshhhsteee spiders and just in time too as she’s so terrified she’s slapping herself in the face like some sort of batshit crazy nuttaaaa..
She’s never fancied Jamie so much in her life. God help us all if this is what’s going to be responsible for the conception of the twins Kennie and Donnie!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
(Edited to fit)
Winning thread title by @cm1985
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards- atv
) Tuesday afternoon and upon his arrival home from nursery Ron was treated to a hideous concoction from cafe Hinch, he’s currently making enquiries on how he can stay for lunch at nursery or perhaps pop in to a little bistro on his way home.
She then proceeded to unpack a £180 floor lamp from ‘Nex’. The lamp looked like a ladder with a bucket on it and Soph has styled it with an effigy of her former prisoner Sonic the Hedgehog.
Best Bubs forever Stacey unveiled her huge new utility room at Pickle Cottage so Soph had a manic meltdown in the garage next to her washing machine, the Gretel filter was on, hyena laugh was out, it was the standard Hinch in jealous and bitter mode.
Jamie Brent was on form oi oi “it’s like a laundrette in ‘ere babes” oh jaymeeeee you’re so funnaaaayyyy hunnaaay.
The actual comedy came from Hinch revealing her latest upcycling project which is something like an mdf ikea book bench that she thinks is a church pew. It’s either for her country style mud room or her crushed cheerio garage.
Wednesday and the day started with a Shhhhhwipe up for her dishcloth loungewear range at ‘Nex’ how weird that she bought a lamp off them yesterday and now suddenly her “sold out” (mmm‘Kay babes) range is back in stock on the same website! What a coincidence...
Then we were treated to yet another clean up of the manky mouldy washing machine drawer which seems to need cleaning two hundred times a month. Zoflora and Cif seem to be the flavour of the month, not promoting you brand partner P&G Soph?
A strange woman popped round to cuddle Lennie and she tended that Ron cried on his way to nursery so that it looks like he likes her.
She asked what Instagram pages to follow for fun parenting tips so she can steal their content and pretend it was all her own idea.
She also discovered that Ronnie has toys that he might like to play with, this was probably after being asked by the nursery what his favourite toys are. ‘Tend tit and brush and shovel probably didn’t go down too well...
Then she showed a pile of laundry in Len’s cot and said she was going to put it away. Inspirational. She folded it in to her Teshhhhco drawer organisers and tagged the shhhmall buissnesshes that had gifted her the obscene mountain of clothes so it was all a big ad.
What a shock.
However there was a twist when Tattler @HulaHannah spotted that Hinch had in fact copied the whole thing from another account that they both followed. Receipts below bubs.
The day ended with Ron heading off to bed at 8pm to the soundtrack of titanic and his mother laughing at him like a lunatic as usual. Just when you thought she’d packed up for the night she was back because she was frightened of two spiders on her stairs, she’s not going to cope in the country, and the she claimed Jamie wasn’t home. Ron must be more advanced than we thought if he can put himself to bed...
Oi oi! What’s this? Prince Charming is back to rescue Gretel from the narssshhhsteee spiders and just in time too as she’s so terrified she’s slapping herself in the face like some sort of batshit crazy nuttaaaa..
She’s never fancied Jamie so much in her life. God help us all if this is what’s going to be responsible for the conception of the twins Kennie and Donnie!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
friends 
Oohhh tend friendssssss 
