Mrs Hinch #425 My milk machine brings all the sheep to the yard, fleecing them isn’t very hard 
Winning thread title by @Dexty2021
(edited slightly to fit)
Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh...
Thursday was another boring day in Castle Greyskull and there’s been a pause in Soph’s hobby as she appears to have bought all the orange pine in Essex, though according to Jamie she has just taken a new delivery of paint so expect more reels watched by no one except us soon!
For now she has a new obsesssshhhhhun guyshhhhh. Trace ventured from the loft to tell her all about these amazzzzzzzzing milk dispensers which mean that Soph the Sloth doesn’t even have to lift the milk carton out of the fridge to make a cup of tea - that she doesn’t drink - or to give Ronderella his sugary American biscuits that she thinks is cereal. Winning at life.
Next up was yet another advert for her Teshhhhco tat range were she wittered away about her cushions, which have ties instead of zips, being environmentally friendly because they don’t have plastic. No, they used all the plastic from the zips to make the plastic milk dispensers you just bought and that you’ll chuck in landfill in about a fortnight when they’ve gone mouldy.
The cushions and bedding from her range are such poor quality and look squashed and tatty when they’re new so god knows what they’ll look like after a few months use, more crap destined for the tip. Sophie the dessshhhiner has really expanded her skills now though and they come in TWO colours grey and greyish beige.
The award winning aufor also showcased her “hurracaine” jar and the ribbed for her pleasure candles which where placed on the mirror of dreams on the landing which is why Ron must now have the drying rack chucked in to his bedroom / Victorian nursery.
She then decided to show us her actually doing some cleaning, sorry Hinching, which consisted of her cleaning the plughole with bicarbonate of soda and vinegar...why aren’t you unscrewing it Sopha Rose? It was all filmed with a pink rubber gloved clad hand so was probably a pre-record of Jamie doing it from two tears ago anyway.
Then she cleaned the patio windows with enough water to supply a small village in Africa for a month. And that was her cleaning done. Mrs Mops the cleaner must do the rest.
Jamie’s contribution to the day was a story of Sophie getting a new toy blender and some ‘tend biscuits and food to play with. Ronnie thought they were for him and tried to join in but Soph’s grabby hands soon knocked him out the way so she could carry on with her game. She must be so irritated with how that kid tries to spoil her fun, first at the arcade now this, can’t she get a little peace when it’s her playtime?!
Soph was then back with yet more stuff that never happened but has been made up to address what Tattle says. First to be tackled was the fact that they never take poor Henry out for a walk. Not true says Soph! Henry was at the park last night and he tried to get in to a race with a greyhound so there.
No he wasn’t Soph, we all know Henners is only allowed out on to the tend grass to pee in the tend flowers. You don’t take him for walks and if you do, you certainly don’t do it as often as he needs because you’re too lazy and self centred to be concerned about his well being.
Next up, Tattle says Jamie has no mates, yes he does says Soph! In fact he’s out with them on the town right this instant and I’m home alone with the kids as an added bonus, so take that! The kids are in bed (At Fiddle Fingers) and Soph is treating herself to her ‘tend mate’s trashy TV show and some hot chocklitttttt)
No he’s not Soph, it’s a ‘tend night out because he needs a ‘tend break from his ‘tend job.
Friday morning and she was ready to post little messages to us again, a photo of Len in his sit me up chair after @HinchesSousChef expressed concerns he’s too young to be safely sat in it, Ron has a banana with his biscuits she thinks is cereal and milk after @Danielle0120 said she hoped he was getting a banana with his brekkie and she’s stolen my piss take Friday quote from here and posted it as a genuine “inspirational” message for her sheep.
She’s not read here since D-Day though guysshhh.
What a twit.
Next up was a manic episode - Freda fetch the tranq dart - were Soph decided to rip a kitchen cupboard apart and decant everything in to labelled glass jars purely because we’d all spotted she was feeding the kid Teddy Grahams and so she needed to hide the packaging by dumping it. Jamie was a great help and just decided to sneer at her and post it up on his stories in the same tone as his “awww love ‘im” posts about the kids.
Soph was having none of it and a domestic broke out as she retaliated on her stories by calling him a “bafoon” she’s even stealing our insults for her husband now! But just so you know hunnaaayy he’s actually a buffoon. Hope this helps
Later Soph threw another strop on a Hinch Facebook fan group, her knickers are really twisted up her bumbuminnit today! Someone dared to suggest that the milk dispenser was unnecessary. The evil b.
First mummy Fiddle Fingers was on whinging that people should stop being “negative nancies” Next came Soph herself frothing at the mouth like a rabid Rottweiler in hair extensions. How dare anyone disagree with Hinch! You don’t have to buy what she posts, it’s made her £2m upwards but she’s not FORCING you to! It’s unkind! And she turns down sooo much work because of sustainability... sure you do Hun.
She also claimed Ron laaaavs it and can pour his own milk now. Video or it never happened hunnnnaaay...
Wonder if any sheep woke up and smelt her bullshit after her little rant.
Take your own advice Soph, chill out, spend some time with your beautiful family and be kond!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Winning thread title by @Dexty2021
(edited slightly to fit)Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guyshhh...
Thursday was another boring day in Castle Greyskull and there’s been a pause in Soph’s hobby as she appears to have bought all the orange pine in Essex, though according to Jamie she has just taken a new delivery of paint so expect more reels watched by no one except us soon!
For now she has a new obsesssshhhhhun guyshhhhh. Trace ventured from the loft to tell her all about these amazzzzzzzzing milk dispensers which mean that Soph the Sloth doesn’t even have to lift the milk carton out of the fridge to make a cup of tea - that she doesn’t drink - or to give Ronderella his sugary American biscuits that she thinks is cereal. Winning at life.
Next up was yet another advert for her Teshhhhco tat range were she wittered away about her cushions, which have ties instead of zips, being environmentally friendly because they don’t have plastic. No, they used all the plastic from the zips to make the plastic milk dispensers you just bought and that you’ll chuck in landfill in about a fortnight when they’ve gone mouldy.
The cushions and bedding from her range are such poor quality and look squashed and tatty when they’re new so god knows what they’ll look like after a few months use, more crap destined for the tip. Sophie the dessshhhiner has really expanded her skills now though and they come in TWO colours grey and greyish beige.
The award winning aufor also showcased her “hurracaine” jar and the ribbed for her pleasure candles which where placed on the mirror of dreams on the landing which is why Ron must now have the drying rack chucked in to his bedroom / Victorian nursery.
She then decided to show us her actually doing some cleaning, sorry Hinching, which consisted of her cleaning the plughole with bicarbonate of soda and vinegar...why aren’t you unscrewing it Sopha Rose? It was all filmed with a pink rubber gloved clad hand so was probably a pre-record of Jamie doing it from two tears ago anyway.
Then she cleaned the patio windows with enough water to supply a small village in Africa for a month. And that was her cleaning done. Mrs Mops the cleaner must do the rest.
Jamie’s contribution to the day was a story of Sophie getting a new toy blender and some ‘tend biscuits and food to play with. Ronnie thought they were for him and tried to join in but Soph’s grabby hands soon knocked him out the way so she could carry on with her game. She must be so irritated with how that kid tries to spoil her fun, first at the arcade now this, can’t she get a little peace when it’s her playtime?!
Soph was then back with yet more stuff that never happened but has been made up to address what Tattle says. First to be tackled was the fact that they never take poor Henry out for a walk. Not true says Soph! Henry was at the park last night and he tried to get in to a race with a greyhound so there.
No he wasn’t Soph, we all know Henners is only allowed out on to the tend grass to pee in the tend flowers. You don’t take him for walks and if you do, you certainly don’t do it as often as he needs because you’re too lazy and self centred to be concerned about his well being.
Next up, Tattle says Jamie has no mates, yes he does says Soph! In fact he’s out with them on the town right this instant and I’m home alone with the kids as an added bonus, so take that! The kids are in bed (At Fiddle Fingers) and Soph is treating herself to her ‘tend mate’s trashy TV show and some hot chocklitttttt)
No he’s not Soph, it’s a ‘tend night out because he needs a ‘tend break from his ‘tend job.
Friday morning and she was ready to post little messages to us again, a photo of Len in his sit me up chair after @HinchesSousChef expressed concerns he’s too young to be safely sat in it, Ron has a banana with his biscuits she thinks is cereal and milk after @Danielle0120 said she hoped he was getting a banana with his brekkie and she’s stolen my piss take Friday quote from here and posted it as a genuine “inspirational” message for her sheep.
She’s not read here since D-Day though guysshhh.
What a twit.
Next up was a manic episode - Freda fetch the tranq dart - were Soph decided to rip a kitchen cupboard apart and decant everything in to labelled glass jars purely because we’d all spotted she was feeding the kid Teddy Grahams and so she needed to hide the packaging by dumping it. Jamie was a great help and just decided to sneer at her and post it up on his stories in the same tone as his “awww love ‘im” posts about the kids.
Soph was having none of it and a domestic broke out as she retaliated on her stories by calling him a “bafoon” she’s even stealing our insults for her husband now! But just so you know hunnaaayy he’s actually a buffoon. Hope this helps
Later Soph threw another strop on a Hinch Facebook fan group, her knickers are really twisted up her bumbuminnit today! Someone dared to suggest that the milk dispenser was unnecessary. The evil b.
First mummy Fiddle Fingers was on whinging that people should stop being “negative nancies” Next came Soph herself frothing at the mouth like a rabid Rottweiler in hair extensions. How dare anyone disagree with Hinch! You don’t have to buy what she posts, it’s made her £2m upwards but she’s not FORCING you to! It’s unkind! And she turns down sooo much work because of sustainability... sure you do Hun.
She also claimed Ron laaaavs it and can pour his own milk now. Video or it never happened hunnnnaaay...
Wonder if any sheep woke up and smelt her bullshit after her little rant.
Take your own advice Soph, chill out, spend some time with your beautiful family and be kond!
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
I managed to put a wash on as baby had done a poo explosion in the night and washed her bottles!!
Also carrying an extra 10lb around with me while I polished made me feel like I'd also done a workout haha!