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Quick Recap - and it will be quick because the lazy mare hasn’t got off the smelly sofa to give us anything decent.
Sophie apparently has mastitis and decided to share after Tattle suggested she wasn’t relatable enough. We don’t know if this is another self diagnosis like the broken toe, broken tailbone, anxiety disorders and so on. She’s been having visits from her kids and their kids for play dates, photos of Ronnie posted by them but none of Lennie.
Lenor seems to be still attached to Sophie with superglue and is yet to ever be put down in a cot. Mad Ma is undoubtedly lurking about and primed to strike with the tranquilliser dart at any second.
Ronnie went to feed the ducks with Inch because he laaavs it.
Ronnie was photographed in his England footie kit because his dad laaavs it.
Henry ate Sophie’s ice cream.
It’s Ronnie’s second birthday on Sunday. What will the theme be this year? Obvs it won’t be anything Ronnie likes so it’s a toss up between a football theme if Jamie has had to organise it and a renewal of Sophie’s wedding vows if she’s organised it. Either way let’s hope mummazzz has had time to whip up some of her kitchen delights for the guests!
Stacey Solomon is expected but little Rex was in hospital so Hinch may be in a panic that her only celeb guests may be a no show! The horror!
Speculation is rife that Castle Greyskull may be no longer be Hinch HQ and that operation pine the bog may be moving to a much bigger and expensive countryside property complete with alpacas on the lawn. We await your next move Sophie...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Quick Recap - and it will be quick because the lazy mare hasn’t got off the smelly sofa to give us anything decent.
Sophie apparently has mastitis and decided to share after Tattle suggested she wasn’t relatable enough. We don’t know if this is another self diagnosis like the broken toe, broken tailbone, anxiety disorders and so on. She’s been having visits from her kids and their kids for play dates, photos of Ronnie posted by them but none of Lennie.
Lenor seems to be still attached to Sophie with superglue and is yet to ever be put down in a cot. Mad Ma is undoubtedly lurking about and primed to strike with the tranquilliser dart at any second.
Ronnie went to feed the ducks with Inch because he laaavs it.
Ronnie was photographed in his England footie kit because his dad laaavs it.
Henry ate Sophie’s ice cream.
It’s Ronnie’s second birthday on Sunday. What will the theme be this year? Obvs it won’t be anything Ronnie likes so it’s a toss up between a football theme if Jamie has had to organise it and a renewal of Sophie’s wedding vows if she’s organised it. Either way let’s hope mummazzz has had time to whip up some of her kitchen delights for the guests!
Stacey Solomon is expected but little Rex was in hospital so Hinch may be in a panic that her only celeb guests may be a no show! The horror!
Speculation is rife that Castle Greyskull may be no longer be Hinch HQ and that operation pine the bog may be moving to a much bigger and expensive countryside property complete with alpacas on the lawn. We await your next move Sophie...
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
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only to be outdone by his special red gloves!
