Mrs Hinch #393 Baby in cot, cushions up her top, Ronnie's not a prop, the lying has to stop

[Lynseyp]

Well done to @Hereforthetea21 for the winning thread suggestion with a massive 101 likes.

Recap

Soph has announced she's on Maternity leave and left us with a badly photoshopped picture of herself.
Baby likely to be born this week after what is quite possibly the longest pregnancy ever.

Previous thread : https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ver-babys-due-date-is-the-5th-of-never.19422/

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[Lady Doodle]

She's on maternity leave from what?
Filming her son feed her dog?
Buying things off Ebay and annoyingly pointing at them on camera
Eye bleeping herself
Lying
Showing off
Single handedly destroying the environment with all those awful cleaning products

 

[Mufasa]

duck I bet all the Huns are absolutely frothing at the gash with her prick teasing off and on stories.
Thursday: ‘Gonna have a little break now off Instagram guyyyzzz before Hinch2 arrives (y u branding your baby for hun), will be back when he’s here ’

Saturday: ‘So guuyyzzz Hinch2 ain’t here yet but I fort I’d just lie to you all some more and show you MY biskit nursery. Here have some videos of Ron from last Christmas. Baby boy ain’t here yet though hehe, be back when he is can’t wait to share him wiv millions of strangers and destroy any right of privacy he has from day 1 luv yaz xxx’

Sunday: ‘Guyz I just can’t stop myself chatting tit to yuz all. Maternity leave starts today even though the baby DEFINITELY IS NOT HERE YET. Promise I’ll be back really soon to sell I mean introduce him to you all. All the vest’

If you’re going Soph then bugger off and go, do us all a pissing favour.

 

[Dishthedirt2021]

Maternity leave, don’t make me heave

 

[Lolofaj]

Maybe I'm being a soppy twit, but it's such a sad sad situation for all involved. When I was ready to drop my 3 (not all the same time!) I was in such a little bubble of nerves and excitement I couldn't have cared less about much else going on, let alone photo shopping and all that shite. I think (I know, I know!) I actually feel sad for her that this is what matters...so much more to life!

 

[R. Phalange]

The video of Ronnie being a pre-record, I don't think she was trying to pass that off as a video that was made now as she also had the same clip in her nursery videos 8 weeks ago. It's still there.

Anyway, I had to laugh at her saying she's gone off work now. What does she do? I still can't fathom why she's "famous" and why people want to work with her?! She does NOTHING! Why would people want to waste their time watching her clean a toilet when they could spend that time cleaning in their own house. Not to mention she uses an awful amount of chemicals.

 

[Fifah1907]

Maybe I'm being a soppy twit, but it's such a sad sad situation for all involved. When I was ready to drop my 3 (not all the same time!) I was in such a little bubble of nerves and excitement I couldn't have cared less about much else going on, let alone photo shopping and all that shite. I think (I know, I know!) I actually feel sad for her that this is what matters...so much more to life!

That’s what I think. I can’t imagine being detached from what should be the most wonderful time

 

[bintanint]

#393
Let me just get comfy & put my feet up after all I have just given my child a just rol pastry with some things........
I’ll have a few biccys with that tea , Cheers!

 

[sparklesinwonderland]

That’s what I think. I can’t imagine being detached from what should be the most wonderful time

Pure speculation as I’m not a parent, but I’d think if someone was extremely anxious about it (but was for some reason pretending not to be), they’d be essentially ignoring the imminent birth? I read on on other forums for people who are childfree or “fence sitters” (making up their mind) and I recall one woman who was pregnant but regretted it, and she said she felt incredibly detached from the pregnancy but was trying to act normally in front of others, for fear of looking like a “bad person.”

Who knows. The IG account is all fake, so maybe in real life she’s actually incredibly joyful about it all.

 

[Gullible no more!]

The many faces of Hinch....
The reason I have posted this Is not to be cruel but to point out her #thisisme saying...bullshit woman! How can you say that when you have to filter the duck out of your photos???

 

[mucking.fuddle]

Mat leave for pretty knickers means Little Ronners is having a holiday. I’m so happy for him. No phone shoved in his adorbs little face. Maybe mummy will find the time to get your hair cute wee fella so you don’t look like Joe exotic anymore. Here’s hoping but have a lovely time just having fun.

 

[Lynseyp]

The many faces of Hinch....

Bloody hell, more faces than a town hall clock that one

 

[mucking.fuddle]

The many faces of Hinch....

The Friends one is my personal favourite

 

[Behelzabobs]

I’m not being funny but what other instagrammer goes on maternity leave every instagrammer I’ve followed has posted stuff, popped the baby out, posted pictures of said baby and carried on
She’s not working IN Tesco or doing a REAL job
She does nothing anyway
And the crap about the dog? What’s he going to do fetch towels and hot water then chew through the cord

 

[flirtyflutterfly]

Maternity leave from what, being a professional dosser? Utterly ridiculous.

 

[JaneDoe1873]

A career on Instagram. Absolutely f***ing buckled laughing - CAREER. You’re a joke to hard working women and mums everywhere.

 

[Andioooop]

Soph reading tattle after spending hours editing her latest ‘bump’ pic in hopes no one will notice the fraud she is, only to see we’ve circled all the wonky bits

 

[Sleepyquest]

Lol maternity leave. She will still be on her phone 24/7 babying that awful dog and ignoring her child so what’s changed?

 

[Penguin12]

Does anyone else think she is on Mat leave as she knows the baby is going to be here soon?
I reckon she has a mag deal lined up and has signed a nice contract worth £££££ to not share the baby - giving them first dibs.

 

[Hiyaguys]

Always the ones who bang on about their “career” who can’t tell you what their career actually is. Tell all Ronnie’s aunties what your “career on Instagram” is then?