Mrs Hinch #324 Whats for tea? Stir Boil

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So she is suddenly lying (awkwardly) on the floor with Ron Ron but hasn't read here since 1689.
 
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Does she ever change......still in the same clothes from yesterday.........
 
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"The lockdown look"

As if you have to get up and go out to work you lazy cow! Stop trying to relate to those who have proper jobs as an excuse for your slobbish behaviour. And brush your hair you lazy cow!
 
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"The lockdown look".

It's not compulsory to look like a bag lady just because we are in lockdown Sophie. Up, showered, hair washed, fringe cut and into clean clothes here, all in 30 minutes.

Will admit to being a 1950s housewife and making the husband a butty box at 6am today as mine is still working every day and the cafe he would normally use has closed till lockdown ends, but I didn't feel the need to do a slo-mo video of me handing it to him 🤔
 
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Wow, I can't believe little old me got a thread title I haven't stopped crying!
I've just had the best morning, everything has been so perfikkkt in the cupboard:
As soon as I saw I made title I clicked my fingers and my phone appeared on a plate. So I took it to Mr Shoes and interrupted him working to present him with the news of my thread title. He gave me an awkward two thumbs up and I could see the disinterest in his eyes, so I slowed the footage down in a montage I will post in a few days time.

I then backcombed my hair and put it in a massive pony tail which covers my face and told Mr Shoes that as I am furloughed he is to take candid photos (not including my face) as I slob on the sofa today.

In the mean time, I'm going to lie on the floor and play with my slightly stocky ginger cat. I might make it look like he has got into the sealed cat food box by putting a neat pile in the middle of the kitchen.

Oh, and as it's my first thread title and the power has gone to my head I declare this Saturday the first ever tattle @shadyessex33 Saturday.

ATV, don't go to the supermarket just for me now 😘
 
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Those are the easiest pics of her and Ronnie to set up cos up close ones you can see he's looking for his dad, not even looking at her and squirming to get away from her 😂😂
Her hair and the dog seem blended into one in the pic too 🤔🤪
 
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Why’s she not using candle sticks and cups from her own range if it’s so super duper? 🤨
 
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1. I thought you didn't drink tea 🤔that's why you had a scrub daddy in your cup..
2. Quotes are not thought's, well not your own thoughts,
3. A child is seriously ill and you're arse licking making out you care 😒 just stop ✋
4. Your still a twit
5. If you were that grateful you wouldn't act the way you do towards your sheep or towards your child and husband
 
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Recap:

Ronald played with some flour
Various pre-records of cleaning the bathroom
She made a stir fry (well a stir-boil) :sick:
She laid on the floor with Ronald whilst hiding her face

Sorry probably missed load, I'm falling asleep whilst typing this, she's that boring.

AND

She doesn't have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

& read the wiki
 
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