Wow, I can't believe little old me got a thread title I haven't stopped crying!
I've just had the best morning, everything has been so perfikkkt in the cupboard:
As soon as I saw I made title I clicked my fingers and my phone appeared on a plate. So I took it to Mr Shoes and interrupted him working to present him with the news of my thread title. He gave me an awkward two thumbs up and I could see the disinterest in his eyes, so I slowed the footage down in a montage I will post in a few days time.
I then backcombed my hair and put it in a massive pony tail which covers my face and told Mr Shoes that as I am furloughed he is to take candid photos (not including my face) as I slob on the sofa today.
In the mean time, I'm going to lie on the floor and play with my slightly stocky ginger cat. I might make it look like he has got into the sealed cat food box by putting a neat pile in the middle of the kitchen.
Oh, and as it's my first thread title and the power has gone to my head I declare this Saturday the first ever tattle
@shadyessex33 Saturday.
ATV, don't go to the supermarket just for me now
