Mrs Hinch #317 Paper & paint samples, we’ve had enough, even more irritating when she’s up

[mgh727]

Thread title with 23 votes by @N0s3yr0s3y “Paper & paint samples, we’ve had enough, even more irritating when she’s up the duff” didn’t realise the full title didn’t fit until I pressed publish

I have no idea where to start with a catch up because if I’m being honest I have no idea what’s happened apart from some narnia sharing, paint samples, jacket potato gate and her eating a bowl of mini weetabix

Spoiler: You can read this

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.


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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Janine, Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie (he always seems to wear vests and Janine because he dressed up as a woman on a TV prog)
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat b, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonFury, Ronpunchemintheeye etc. = Ronnie as he thumped Soph in the eye once.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

 

[Poppysmimi]

Thread title with 23 votes by @N0s3yr0s3y “Paper & paint samples, we’ve had enough, even more irritating when she’s up the duff”

I have no idea where to start with a catch up because if I’m being honest I have no idea what’s happened apart from some narnia sharing, paint samples, jacket potato gate and her eating a bowl of mini weetabix

Think you’ve summed it up to be honest.

 

[mgh727]

Think you’ve summed it up to be honest.

It’s not been a wild weekend has it Think the highlight was her finally narrowing down which wallpaper samples and paint samples....honestly I’m on tenterhooks not knowing if they’ve chosen combination a5 or not

 

[Thelmachops]

@shadyessex33 I think you have been helping her decorate, as you have been doing your own!

 

[Egg parcels]

Plus her middle name isn’t rose, Soph added it in her teens

 

[londonlife24]

Thread title with 23 votes by @N0s3yr0s3y “Paper & paint samples, we’ve had enough, even more irritating when she’s up the duff” didn’t realise the full title didn’t fit until I pressed publish

I have no idea where to start with a catch up because if I’m being honest I have no idea what’s happened apart from some narnia sharing, paint samples, jacket potato gate and her eating a bowl of mini weetabix

Only thing to add is on the Narnia sitch - she selfishly shows her vast array of cleaning product worth £100's of pounds during a global pandemic where poverty is rife. Showing her tone-deafness AGAIN. Get down to a food bank Soph and get donating, its been long enough and you've done plenty of £24k posts since the last food bank run after you showed off your pastry hoarding!

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

Thread title with 23 votes by @N0s3yr0s3y “Paper & paint samples, we’ve had enough, even more irritating when she’s up the duff” didn’t realise the full title didn’t fit until I pressed publish

I have no idea where to start with a catch up because if I’m being honest I have no idea what’s happened apart from some narnia sharing, paint samples, jacket potato gate and her eating a bowl of mini weetabix

Wowzers thank you
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[Treasure25]

Does anyone else think the cupboard shelves look really bowed? I think really it's her secret hoarding cupboard and she keeps loads of tit shoved in there (like any normal person does!) but has cleared it out and tidied it for her stories.

 

[Braggles991]

On the MHMMDI page someone posted about how she put flowers on her hob . It was so scary to see how many other people agreed with her too. A lady got ridiculed for saying it was dangerous. This is why Hinch needs to own up to her mistakes instead of pretending they didn't happen.

 

[Justapeep]

He never looks at her there’s is always someone else he focus’s on

 

[Tattldurcage]

Does anyone else think the cupboard shelves look really bowed? I think really it's her secret hoarding cupboard and she keeps loads of tit shoved in there (like any normal person does!) but has cleared it out and tidied it for her stories.

It’s also old tho isn’t it? Her dad made it .... or did they replace that?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

He never looks at her there’s is always someone else he focus’s on

He always looks so anxious and worried. It's horrible to see

 

[shadyessex33]

He never looks at her there’s is always someone else he focus’s on

Fringe hasn’t grown back since I was last here and the poor little git still doesn’t have a reason to smile. Nothing changes in Hinch land does it

 

[catlady29]

That cupboard has been prepped for today, u can see the shelves bowing in the middle from the weight that's been on it....sloppy.

 

[NellieBellie]

Is that squash? That’s so bad for kids teeth! Squash in milk bottles just scream chav

 

[londonlife24]

Is that squash? That’s so bad for kids teeth! Squash in milk bottles just scream chav

Is that a baby bottle???

 

[Bamse]

He never looks at her there’s is always someone else he focus’s on

I thought all her cupboard doors (apart from the one with the lemon jooooosh) had child locks on?! Poor little sod is doing her house work for her. She’s going to have Henry in mini buff tings soon there’s some hilarious “content” for you soph! You’re welcome!

 

[LittleRedRidingHu?]

Is that squash? That’s so bad for kids teeth! Squash in milk bottles just scream chav

I think his bottle is actually orange. Have seen it a few times.

 

[allforthegram]

Ronson looking at her as blank as ever... more Interested in who’s standing next to/behind her

 

[Peaches_xox]

Is that squash? That’s so bad for kids teeth! Squash in milk bottles just scream chav

I see that 360 cup she was giving him (for our benefit) lasted a day - must now be in the same place as polly, the tamogotchi, the fish ...