Mrs Hinch #309 Hasn’t read here since 1664, but answers tattle questions with a house tour

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- Soph hasn’t read here since 1664, but still answers tattle questions with an upstairs room tour.

Red is cleaning.
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Rest of Friday

Stood there like royalty, commenting on stripping wallpaper while Janine did the work.
Achieved a lot of ‘work’ today, one wall of wallpaper and a bit of filler.
And while this was happening she had Ron apparently.
Time to fester, oh, and a little kitchen clean in between.
Saturday
She’s bought a mirror. Simple things.
Made a waffle wrap. Copying again.
Baby Hinch has some clothing but not yet here. Or maybe?
Did a tour of the house as many have asked? As if.
She's not sharing much now though as people are mean.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.



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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, fat b, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 
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The only eucalyptus I have seen is the fake plants. Unless she slipped up and forgot the nursery reveal hasn’t happened yet.
 
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It’s all for sympathy. I’m sorry but she’s a cleaning account (I use that term loosely ) so if she can’t handle people criticising her house then she shouldn’t put it out there.
 
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So she doesn't post interior pics on her profile anymore as she gets trolled saying it's bland and too clean?
Hmmmm someone's been reading Tattle again haven't they. Even though you protest you haven't since the old battle of Hastings eh Soph? Porkies.
Yes we know you don't post those sort of pictures anymore. We've said that for a long time on here! And it's nothing to do with you being 'trolled'. It's because you are moving away from that sort of account to a mummy and parenting one. And I say the term parenting loosely!
Woe is me to her shopper's as per usual because she fancies her massive ego stroking. I swear one day she will eat herself because she thinks she's some sort of luxurious chocolate.
She’s as transparent as her Memwahhhh.
And no thought to those struggling financially right now. You know Sopha, cos of a major pandemic going on that you clearly don't give a damn about.
Giving a grand tour of her house? How bleeping insensitive when people have lost their jobs or are on furlough. Absolutely disgraceful and narcissistic.
Sorry for the rant, she's bleeping wound me up today.
 
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The only eucalyptus I have seen is the fake plants. Unless she slipped up and forgot the nursery reveal hasn’t happened yet.
I was just going to post about that

Where is the eucalyptus? or is it in the nursery already?

Show us Sopha.

eta, why does she protest so much?
She's like a broken record.

I bet she was a whiny, know it all, stubborn bully of a child
 
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Is it just me but why would you want your toddler to nap at 2pm, that’s way to late, my kids wouldn’t have slept at night if I’d let them nap at that time🤫but maybe that’s just mine
 
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Poor ronwiththemullet where's his kitchen, burger van, ride on cars,baskets of toys, cleaning trolley, hoover? even his washing machine and new bin has disappeared, you'd never know it was Christmas 2weeks ago in that house 🙄
 
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Poor ronwiththemullet where's his kitchen, burger van, ride on cars,baskets of toys, cleaning trolley, hoover? even his washing machine and new bin has disappeared, you'd never know it was Christmas 2weeks ago in that house 🙄
Shoved outside in the play house so it doesnt ruin her aesthetic
 
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So the babies room has the ensuite? That makes zero bleeping sense. Why didn’t they stay in their old bedroom, with the ensuite, and make the guest bedroom and Ron’s room the two rooms together. These people are so dumb
 
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I can imagine the living room would be cosy in the evening but half of it is just wasted space. I know Ron's toys are at the back of the sofa now but when the kids are older and don't play with toys so much it will be empty
 
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She's clearly been reading on here. It'd freak me out having 2 mirrors in the same room. I'd stand up and tit myself when I see movement in both mirrors. I'm not sure if theres snow in Maldonia like there is up here in the North West but I do hope Ronron got to experience it if there has been.
 
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She’s unhinged! I’ve never known anyone who makes up so many lies. I haven’t seen an article on her house saying it’s too clean blah blah blah! She’s a fantasist. All for sympathy her sheeple will now be sending messages #bekond! What’s with the manic laughing at the bloody dog?! He’s always sat there! Get him off your furniture you don’t know what he’s rubbing on to it. Bore off Soph and take your lies with you 👊🏼✌🏼
 
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I don’t get it why take a toddler out in a buggy and yet leave the dog at home 🤣🤣..........
 
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