Mrs Hinch #305 Family of five? Let’s hope by next Christmas, Fat Mutt Slim is still alive

Favourite lockdown blunder

  • Trip to B&M with Ma

    Votes: 32 2.8%
  • Pampers superhero party

    Votes: 398 34.8%
  • Ronnie’s birthday party for “6”

    Votes: 277 24.2%
  • Film night with SS

    Votes: 86 7.5%
  • Baby ballers with no masks

    Votes: 49 4.3%
  • Running around Morrison’s cafe with no masks

    Votes: 41 3.6%
  • Family trips to tesco

    Votes: 42 3.7%
  • The Dorset holiday with the whole fam

    Votes: 220 19.2%

  • Total voters
    1,145
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Sorry I’m no @mammaof3 guyzzz so this isn’t as fancy as we’re used to!
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If someone could do a catch up that would be fab, I’ve not really kept up with Hinch today so need to catch up myself 😂
 
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Honestly can’t cope with this lockdown again had a little cry tonight after bozzers announcement but I think you guys an the constant entertainment you all provide will get me through
 
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'Thinking of you all' with her legs crossed and perfect hand placement. 🖕 Do me favour and get in the bin you div! Luckily for you being with child and me being no where near your village, otherwise I'd give you a high five in the face with a chair! Ugh I'm so 😤
 
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Honestly can’t cope with this lockdown again had a little cry tonight after bozzers announcement but I think you guys an the constant entertainment you all provide will get me through
me too I am just so sad about everything xx

Hunch F off with your patting of your bump we don’t give a duck!!!
 
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Absolutely tone bleeping deaf again. Just piss off Sofa, retreat into your dream world, stay there and just leave the adults to get on with it.
 
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What cracks me up is “bump” gets listed after hen, dog comes before her unborn child, what a joke 😂😂
 
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As peaches said on the last post ‘why doesn’t she have anything to say about anything’

Because she doesn’t care, it doesn’t affect her, she’s loaded, she’s got dingbats doing everything for her, so it’s just business as usual
Plus she’s not exactly an intellectual is she, I used to work with someone just like her who never ever talked about anything other than dieting, Make up and clothes oh and her lunch, that was it, no in-depth discussion about her family or life or anything whatsoever and it wasn’t because we were not close it was because those things just never entered her head like Hinch it’s just a constant whirl of:

Me, me, oh Ron, hen, Jamie, me, me, mum, the oven, money money money money me me me again, Jamie me, money, hen, hen, me, mr sheen and back to me oh and the new babeeeeer

The world could be on fire and she would be toasting marshmallows on the flames 🔥
 
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Oh my I’m so sorry, my brains like mush at the moment 😂😂 Edit: it’s been changed, I’m an actual zombie at the moment, I can only apologise 😂😂
Don’t worry, just send me a carton of Ben & Jerry’s with an apology carved into the top and we’ll say no more about it. 😘
 
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I saw my notifications and I thought I had posted something here by mistake 🤣

I never suggest post titles, as I'm not funny or smart enough!
It’s a my bad, your profile pictures are so similar, my brain doesn’t register usernames at the moment 😂😂 Too many zoflora fumes back in the day 🤪🤪
 
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What a self absorbed hole!!
Take your bump and piss off! Her fake happiness and perfect lifestyle is a definite trigger for normal people.

My family like many others are now in dire straits. Self employed husband can't work and 3 children including once whose meant to be sitting gcses this year now home schooling. She doesn't have an ounce of compassion in her body.

Absolute moron!!
 
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Stupid quotes. That will make all the difference Soph. duck off. And Stacey thinks hearing her child laugh will cheer us up. Pair of twats.
 
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Hinch can duck off into the sea with her pointless posts about lockdown. May have taken her seriously is she hadn’t broken every rule going whenever she could. Myself and husband are both key workers (not healthcare so I don’t consider myself special but we do both have to go to work 3-4 times a week) I went into M&S to get a sandwich today as I wasn’t even remotely prepared for work and the amount of people just wandering having a look around. Honestly this lockdown may just bleeping break me.
 
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So she’s now calling key workers angels. (I can’t thank key workers enough) she should have been thinking of them from day one! Not swanning around going shopping, going on holiday, not wearing masks, letting her son go around touching everything. She really boils my piss 😡 f**k off with your fake praise!
 
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So she’s now calling key workers angels. (I can’t thank key workers enough) she should have been thinking of them from day one! Not swanning around going shopping, going on holiday, not wearing masks, letting her son go around touching everything. She really boils my piss 😡 f**k off with your fake praise!
That will be the key worker who she was rude to in a shop then 😡
 
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