Mrs Hinch #3 Ghostwritten Book She Didn't Even Read, Is There No End To Hinch's Greed?

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FFS they’re staying at the Waldorf (I think) and she’s eating a Dairylea Dunker in bed. That’s literally the Hinch summed up in a sentence. Keeping in classy ??
 
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How ironic - I’ve just spotted that Mrs Hinch and the Organised Mum (Gemma) actually share a birthday?!
 
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Imagine your birthday being on a Saturday and you get to spend the most perfect day/night doing everything you love.. but you have to take a minky everywhere you go to keep up the hype for sales on a book you didn’t even write :ROFLMAO: Fml
 
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I know a relatively big hitter on Instagram who is also signed to Gleam. She was spoilt to bits by them on her birthday, Hinch hasn’t done a mention to them yet has she.
Also Gleam treated a number of their minions to a luxury retreat this week (even Toff & Millie McIntosh turned up) but I noticed Hinch wasn’t. She must be raking in the cash for them at the moment so I find it most strange that that they are not all over her.
I wonder if she is scared of being shown up by the others. I get the sense most influencers are proud of themselves and their work, and are social beings whereas Mrs Hinch seems to be a homebird, with self esteem issues? Im not berating her for the latter, but that's what it looks like to me. I cant see her mingling comfortably with the others. Also it's been said already that Mrs Hinch appears to have her every move stage managed whereas the others seem to have a little more autonomy over their content and interaction.
 
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I'm surprised this person recognised her without the filters.
 

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I'm surprised this person recognised her without the filters.
Because she has never let us see the real her, when we do see her unfiltered, we get a shock. My brain is shouting "Jesus Christ she looks horrendous!!" Which of course she doesn't ... And "Look at her manly jaw!" which really it isn't.... And "She looks like a drag queen!" which tbh she really really does. But because she's filtered herself to death - into the most cartoonish, Disney Princess, super-feminine version of herself - when you do see the real her your brain can't comprehend it! What a stupid thing to do! And what an empowering thing for women and all our body issues. NOT. There's a big movement in social media at the moment where people are showing themselves true and unfiltered, their lumps, bumps, scars etc. She's flying so far in the face of that I think some companies won't touch her.
Let's face it, we'll never see her with a TV show... How could she be filmed in her true form? No-one would recognise her!
I genuinely can't believe that picture. I'm cross with myself for being so judgemental but duck me... It's like Tinkerbell v ....... Sigh I'm not going to be a complete witch so I won't type who I was thinking of, you can add in the name of a person with a larger jaw than Tink of your own choice ?
 
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FFS they’re staying at the Waldorf (I think) and she’s eating a Dairylea Dunker in bed. That’s literally the Hinch summed up in a sentence. Keeping in classy ??
Did look like the rickshaw pulled up outside the Waldorf. Bit of an average hotel from the one night I spent there after a work event hosted there. I would have thought a number 1 author would be at the Savoy or similar.

3 of those dodgy rickshaw rides even though everything was a short walk and it was mild last night.

Seeing that curry and pizza eaten on fresh white bed sheets is triggering. Yuck.
 
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So many people asked (that old chestnut) about her hair, but don't worry she's going to pop up a link
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An affiliate link of course! To some £20 ceramic hair thing on ebay.

All seems planned to me. Would someone that's supposed to be a hairdresser really use cheap generic hair tools?
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Edit, I'm keeping an eye on how many she sells. There were 7 sold 10 mins after she posted. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Andrew-Barton-Waver-Ceramic-Rapid-Heat-200c/332823495126
 
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Maybe she's drawing attention to where she's sitting as she wants the theatre to put a spotlight on her and have the cast sing her happy birthday?
She's got such a sense of self-importance nothing would surprise me.
Or hoping minions would send presents/flowers to the theatre! ?
 
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