Mrs Hinch #270 It’s all heading south & the innuendos makes us vomit in our mouths!!

Best/funniest gate or gaff.

  • Bib gate.

    Votes: 88 7.6%
  • Merry Christmas from Mummy and Jamie.

    Votes: 444 38.3%
  • I'm thank you - from This Morning.

    Votes: 238 20.5%
  • Food bank run.

    Votes: 355 30.6%
  • Pampers gate.

    Votes: 76 6.6%
  • Stairgate gate.

    Votes: 27 2.3%
  • Mashed potato baby.

    Votes: 147 12.7%
  • Ron's birthday - her in a wedding dress & then doing a live.

    Votes: 331 28.5%

  • Total voters
    1,160
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Last thread catch up
Rest of Monday
Dinner was served – 2 dry beige salmon pieces each, undercooked sweet potato and cremated broccoli. YUMMY.
Tuesday
Posted asking how her shepples were, and to please tell her via an emoji WTF.
Ron is enjoying moving her large candle stick around so she said it has to go for some reason.
Tidied away Ron’s books as she was off out for a walk again soon!!.
Changed the words to a song and added in trolling, so childish.
Posted abut social media and judging/supporting people rather than criticising them. Learn to preach what you teach first before you lecture Soph. Hypocrite.
Announced that she was always away with the fairies at school, and wasn’t attentive enough so she wishes she had listened more. You're still away with them Soph.
Showed off her lab coat and goggles given by P&G thinking that would make her intelligent – not.
Her monthly beauty box arrived and she looovess iiTT. So relatable to post a subscription box she gets every month when people have lost/or losing their jobs.
Another poll put up for engagement purposes.
Filmed Inchy eating a very large salad, he had been out jogging so seems to be on a fitness regime. lol
Wednesday
Remembered to post something about Remembrance Day – more like a timed post as it was at 7am
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Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it..

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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Nasty comment from her personal IG page.


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Trying a worm



For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat b/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)
 
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I love a poll! I voted for 3 because their all too good. Merry Christmas from Mummy & Jamie 🤣 mash potato baby and the up live!! We need this quality content back 🤣
 
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Thank you lovely person in my phone.

I’m staggered by the love and support that people show for each other on these threads. These Instagram huns are living such fake and vacuous lives; they have absolutely zero grip on reality.
I can literally feel myself fizzing up with rage when I think about that desperate dash to the food bank that she did!! She hasn’t got a clue what some of us are dealing with, plus she is too self obsessed to care.
The thread closed as I was writing this so it's here instead!

It always strikes me how they like to portray Tattle as vile and disgusting, full of the worst type of people etc, when in reality we all rally round each other like a proper community, I have seen people offering money, baby items etc to absolute strangers on here. We send good wishes to those in difficult times (whether financial, medical, whatever). We miss people when they're not here and we root for job interviews, baby news, cancer screenings etc. I bet that never happens in the Hinch army, if your house isn't grey enough or you only mop your floors 3 times a day they'll turn on you like a pack of wolves and you'll be shunned like a turd in a swimming pool, and they think we're the bullies!
 
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She’s definitely struggling for content today. Maybe she’s still trying to blend all her concealer in. What if Ron has hit her with the candle stick? Soph you ok hun? Inbox me 😂
 
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Just looking at the poll.. I don’t remember ‘from mommy and Jamie’.. I must of missed that one 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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I love a poll! I voted for 3 because their all too good. Merry Christmas from Mummy & Jamie 🤣 mash potato baby and the up live!! We need this quality content back 🤣
Snap! I picked those 3 too! I blahdy lahv ittttt! 😆

@mammaof3 Thank you again for looking after our threads and doing all the catch ups and links! We really appreciate you! 🥰
 
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There'll be sheep 🐑 all over the country weeping and wailing and wondering where she is now because she hasn't told them she's "going off her socials"
I'm just wondering where she is so I can witch about her!😂
 
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The thread closed as I was writing this so it's here instead!

It always strikes me how they like to portray Tattle as vile and disgusting, full of the worst type of people etc, when in reality we all rally round each other like a proper community, I have seen people offering money, baby items etc to absolute strangers on here. We send good wishes to those in difficult times (whether financial, medical, whatever). We miss people when they're not here and we root for job interviews, baby news, cancer screenings etc. I bet that never happens in the Hinch army, if your house isn't grey enough or you only mop your floors 3 times a day they'll turn on you like a pack of wolves and you'll be shunned like a turd in a swimming pool, and they think we're the bullies!
I said a while ago that I'd like to think that if Hinch disappeared from Instagram and everywhere else for good, we'd still be here laughing, crying, offering wisdom and help all wrapped up in love! And one day we're all going on the #TattleExpress for a big party in @shadyessex33's garden! 💖😀 xx
 
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That comment on linked in from gleam has really peed me off!! I would love to comment but my linked in is against my work so I’d better not!!!
 
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I said a while ago that I'd like to think that if Hinch disappeared from Instagram and everywhere else for good, we'd still be here laughing, crying, offering wisdom and help all wrapped up in love! And one day we're all going on the #TattleExpress for a big party in @shadyessex33's garden! 💖😀 xx
All more than welcome here! I sadly don’t have a perGOALaaaaa but I do have railway sleepers, and the Astro turf Grinch so desperately wants. All paid for my ourselves 😂
 
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I'm here clutching my TuMeric waiting for lunch instructions. Soph, you ok Hun? Im hungry
 
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Anyone heard from Mrs Hinch? Not seen her about. Am worried. Inbox me Hun. Kids are crying
 
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All more than welcome here! I sadly don’t have a perGOALaaaaa but I do have railway sleepers, and the Astro turf Grinch so desperately wants. All paid for my ourselves 😂
stock up on jus roll, turmeric, spinach and eggs! 😂
 
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