Mrs Hinch #263 Soph names the fish Flip & Flop, they’ll soon be down the bog, plip plop.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Thread suggestion by @kettlekitten
- Soph names the fish Flip and Flop, they’ll soon be down the bog, plip plop.

Last thread catch up
Continuation of Thursday
Dinner was Jus rol twirls around frankfurter sausages called sausage mummies, nicked from Pinterest, and tangerines with faces drawn on.
Ron had his with a Philadelphia dipdip.
The fishes were named via Ron picking names from a glass jar, they are now called Flip & Flop. Lol
Sprayed the sofa with the last of her frebreze anti vac, begging for more Soph?
Her bony shoulder got a showing in a cheap oversized jumper and Chinese leggings.
Her Mozzers shopping was posted while she was going around the shop – have Tescos got the push then Soph - she bought everything she touched, so up yours you tattle troll guys. 🖕
Her fav was super noodles – yumyum.
Ron wore a Morrisons just purchased woollen hat, complete with matching gloves & free Rona virus.
The fish moved to their home of Henry’s safe zone bedroom.
Friday
The waffle maker came out again.
No fresh ‘n’ up Friday as they are off out again – you wouldn’t think they were in tier 2, but that’s Princess Soph of Maldon.
They ended up at Audley End miniature railway with mad ma, boy child buyer Barker, no surprise there then; she’s surgically attached to ma’s apron strings
She wore grey day release trackies and a large black hat so not to get noticed.
and
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

covidiot.png




She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

vn1.png


Nasty comment on her personal IG.

Tulisa.png


Extra reading

]

For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat b/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.

Attempting a worm


 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 29
I've got a theory. With this pic. She's a robot set up by Gleam to scam people out their money by cleaning. Those stories when she starts up slowly and goes 'hey' look at the pose. The wires must not be assembled properly. Or Jamie halted her because she was doing his head in

*robot voice* I. Am. Soph. I. Love. To. Hinch. Ignore. My. Chanel. Boots. I. Am. Relatable. Swipe. Up. For. Boohoo. Dress. I. Hate. Zoflora. Astonish! Beep! Astonish! *WARNING* Battery Low Battery Low *WARNING* Please. Charge. Me. On. A. Thursday
 

Attachments

  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 69
So patronising!

“don’t worry about a boring day...we are too”
After taking a baby out for the day who don’t even understand Halloween 🙄
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 49
Can't cope with these 2 😂 Has she dressed as the pigeon lady from Home Alone for Halloween? Just with the added edge that the pigeon lady is now a crackhead?

Screenshot_20201030_183021.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Sick
Reactions: 97
I genuinely do not know one person who is worried about Halloween being boring. To be honest, most people I know are glad they don’t have to go traipsing around the streets, knocking on doors, and then arguing with their kids over the sweet haul when they get home 😂
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 117
She's not telling her sheep not to put pressure on themselves when she's getting her swipe ups in is she?
 
  • Like
Reactions: 37
Remember... we’re all just winging it

no babes, some of us know how to look after our kids and let them have fun 🙃
 
  • Like
Reactions: 59
Why is she dressed like that!
She has loads of knitted dresses, thermal tights and wears joggers 😳
Looks worse cos it don’t go with the hat of coat 😂
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 40
'Dont worry about your Halloween being boring, ours is gonna be boring too!' Right after a Halloweeny day out 😂 ok love
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 60
I've got a theory. With this pic. She's a robot set up by Gleam to scam people out their money by cleaning. Those stories when she starts up slowly and goes 'hey' look at the pose. The wires must not be assembled properly. Or Jamie halted her because she was doing his head in

*robot voice* I. Am. Soph. I. Love. To. Hinch. Ignore. My. Chanel. Boots. I. Am. Relatable. Swipe. Up. For. Boohoo. Dress. I. Hate. Zoflora. Astonish! Beep! Astonish! *WARNING* Battery Low Battery Low *WARNING* Please. Charge. Me. On. A. Thursday
She's like a wind-up doll

 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: 35
I’d have sworn that was something Stacey would post. She’s is loving that Stacey has no phone, trying to compete!
SS told her followers about doing the trick or treating in the house behind other doors last week why does hinch constantly steal other people’s ideas 😡🙄
 
  • Like
Reactions: 52
'Dont worry about your Halloween being boring, ours is gonna be boring too!' Right after a Halloweeny day out 😂 ok love
She forgets most are in lockdown and others are abiding by guidelines and most are just choosing to stay home and staying safe as much as possible!
 
  • Like
Reactions: 19
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.