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Full version is "Hinch, get in the bin” we said with glee, but actually, we take it back when you’re COVID-y
(Sorry I have just realised I mucked up the title, but it still works) x
Last thread catch up
Monday
Zzzzz
She made some watery porridge because she’s been told (by ma) that it helps when you are ill. She is suffering with flu like symptoms (covid?) and wants some remedies off her sheep.
Henry has forgiven her for not feeding him any lamb – aww.
Then while Henry was sleeping she allowed Ron to pat his head – WTF - that’s an accident waiting to happen. She is so thoughtless or bloody doesn’t care as long as it’s content for her sheep.
A new piece of furniture was put up by the man of the house – Hen you ask, no Inch, all £90 worth.
She cleaned out her skanky dishwasher filter and tidied her tin cupboard; she was able to find it as it had a label on the cupboard.
While having flu symptoms she ventured outside to dump some of her eBay/primark tat in the local clothing bin – the trouble with this good deed was the bin wasn’t in use for collection, and she didn’t bag them up. Thick witch.
All day she’s been on about how fast Ron is growing up. How will she know as she constantly has her head stuck in a phone?
Tuesday
Zzzzz
She tidied away Ron’s clothes.
Still not confirmed or denied that she was ill, yet she popped to B&M and bought some tat, as well as her own laundry range. The store was suspiciously quiet.
Ron messed with Henry who wasn’t interested.
Her Halloween scrub daddies arrived.
The dog bed that Henry is never seen in was cleaned again and washed. While she videoed this a Blue song was on.
Gaynor then came on bragging that Lee Ryan followed her. Who cares Soph he’s a loon.
Popped out again to her Ma’s with Vesticles and Ron was still patting the mutt.
Another Ikea purchase was revealed, a new coffee table (£165), now housing her collection of ‘books’ to keep them away from Ron’s dirty little fingers. Some protective corners were attached but look to be on wrong. Her old one has gone to her ’kid’ Leanne and she is to go see it regularly.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Further reading.
Full version is "Hinch, get in the bin” we said with glee, but actually, we take it back when you’re COVID-y
(Sorry I have just realised I mucked up the title, but it still works) x
Last thread catch up
Monday
Zzzzz
She made some watery porridge because she’s been told (by ma) that it helps when you are ill. She is suffering with flu like symptoms (covid?) and wants some remedies off her sheep.
Henry has forgiven her for not feeding him any lamb – aww.
Then while Henry was sleeping she allowed Ron to pat his head – WTF - that’s an accident waiting to happen. She is so thoughtless or bloody doesn’t care as long as it’s content for her sheep.
A new piece of furniture was put up by the man of the house – Hen you ask, no Inch, all £90 worth.
She cleaned out her skanky dishwasher filter and tidied her tin cupboard; she was able to find it as it had a label on the cupboard.
While having flu symptoms she ventured outside to dump some of her eBay/primark tat in the local clothing bin – the trouble with this good deed was the bin wasn’t in use for collection, and she didn’t bag them up. Thick witch.
All day she’s been on about how fast Ron is growing up. How will she know as she constantly has her head stuck in a phone?
Tuesday
Zzzzz
She tidied away Ron’s clothes.
Still not confirmed or denied that she was ill, yet she popped to B&M and bought some tat, as well as her own laundry range. The store was suspiciously quiet.
Ron messed with Henry who wasn’t interested.
Her Halloween scrub daddies arrived.
The dog bed that Henry is never seen in was cleaned again and washed. While she videoed this a Blue song was on.
Gaynor then came on bragging that Lee Ryan followed her. Who cares Soph he’s a loon.
Popped out again to her Ma’s with Vesticles and Ron was still patting the mutt.
Another Ikea purchase was revealed, a new coffee table (£165), now housing her collection of ‘books’ to keep them away from Ron’s dirty little fingers. Some protective corners were attached but look to be on wrong. Her old one has gone to her ’kid’ Leanne and she is to go see it regularly.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Further reading.
Mrs Hinch Wiki
Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
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