Mrs Hinch #240 She hasn’t been on here since 2019

[Yel]

Thread title by Mrs Hinch

Can someone do a tldr?

Please keep it about Mrs Hinch, a small desperate account outed herself as sending troll messages to herself in order to share to get attention and followers from tattlers. These small accounts are gagging to be the next Mrs Hinch and are everything they pretend to stand against. That's why they're offlimits, we as mods want to help and don't want people taken in by tit on social media. Don't trust anyone!

 

[Moobiemoo]

I was typing into the other thread!

In the interests of fairness as I am not a real life troll (just a pastry troll), I wanted to be clear that Hinch is not really breaking any lockdown rules. She’s a twit but I’m moral enough to say she’s not without defending her, but I appreciate that everyone is struggling right now with what’s happening in their areas and I hope you are all ok xx

 

[mgh727]

Thread title by Mrs HinchView attachment 256392

Can someone do a tldr?

Please keep it about Mrs Hinch, a small desperate account outed herself as sending troll messages to herself in order to share to get attention and followers. These small accounts are gagging to be the next Mrs Hinch and are everything they pretend to stand against. That's why they're offlimits, we as mods want to help and don't want people taken in by tit on social media. Don't trust anyone!

Why does she always mention your beautiful family, my family and myself are ugly c*nts I’d have you know Soph!!!

 

[Bil]

Why does she always say 'all the best'?... Off to the asda, all the best guys! Its strange

 

[Islandhoppin]

This thread title is inspired

 

[calmyourritas]

Why does she always say 'all the best'?... Off to the asda, all the best guys! Its strange

Atv angel

 

[under the ivy]

Wow us pastry trolls are getting through a thread a day at the minute! ATV

 

[Moobiemoo]

Recap:

Hinch has unveiled her new bespoke seating area in her lounge, that is too high for Ron, and too small for anyone else to sit on. Inside the seating area is a hidden Narnia of books for Ron that he can’t get to. Hinch can now seat more people at castle grey skull than a double decker bus.

she decided to get autumnal by making some bum cheeks covered in leaves for her coffee table

Ma Barker was away from them for at least 13 hours, we do not know how she coped with this.

cleaning wise, there is no weekly cleaning lists now but bespoke cleaning. We watched Sophie clean the bum cheek paint from the garage floor with a scrub mommy. This is the total sum of cleaning that took place today

Hinch has some more arts and crafts for herself to play with, whilst Ron watches her and she screams MUMMAZ and SHEEP at him with his new gifted farmyard toys

Ron clapped today, but this seemed to be a slow clap just for MUMMAZ and a dirty look was also seen directed at MUMMAZ

Also we are awaiting the unveiling of THE INTERVIEW tomorrow with the Mail on Sunday where she will talk about all the trolls.

oh... and Rose is not her middle name, Sophie added this in her teens

 

[katesbess]

I was typing into the other thread!

In the interests of fairness as I am not a real life troll (just a pastry troll), I wanted to be clear that Hinch is not really breaking any lockdown rules. She’s a twit but I’m moral enough to say she’s not without defending her, but I appreciate that everyone is struggling right now with what’s happening in their areas and I hope you are all ok xx

She's breaking it by being close to those not in a household . as in no socially distance

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Why does she always say 'all the best'?... Off to the asda, all the best guys! Its strange

I think it was initially said somewhat sarcastically, or poking fun at herself in the likeable early days, like when someone does something daft, “all the best” kind of like “u ok hun.” Then it became her trademark of sorts. But she went on GMB and was stuck on an “all the best” loop and I seriously wondered “u ok hun?”

sometimes she throws an “effing” in there. Once, AOLMaBarkerYahoo said “all the effing best kiddo” or similar and my toes nearly dropped off from curling so much.

HTH!

 

[Moobiemoo]

Not really able to tell from what she did post. You are allowed in people’s houses, just no hugging or the like, to sit apart etc.

 

[Macavity2]

Has Fanny spilled the tea yet?

 

[P0ppy]

Hang on, I’ve missed some pages an can’t be bothered to go back an read, but who’s house is she on her moms??? Absolute fkin idiot we are not allowed to be around other peoples houses

 

[BabyOctopus]

Hang on, I’ve missed some pages an can’t be bothered to go back an read, but who’s house is she on her moms??? Absolute fkin idiot we are not allowed to be around other peoples houses

We are. Unless your area is in a local lockdown. Otherwise you can go to other people's houses as long as no more than 6 in total and you keep a distance.

 

[MsC]

Has Fanny spilled the tea yet?

I’m sat waiting patiently

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Calling a bingo on the fact that she dropped Ronnie at Ma Barkers for a sleepover so that she and Jamie can bask in the glory of her You supplement interview.
In terms of content it will be a lot of gushing about the supplement and omg guys I can’t believe it - look what Jamie just went to the shops to buy omg it’s actually me wow guys etc etc.
a bit of engagement with followers; read more in my memwaaa swipe up
Then a day of the gram to rest before a “busy week” next week.
Thank you and goodnight.

 

[taperjeangirl42]

Her area isn’t in local lockdown, she’s allowed the go round her mums! The thread is being took over by the same replies over and over about her being at Ma Barkers

 

[calmyourritas]

Hang on, I’ve missed some pages an can’t be bothered to go back an read, but who’s house is she on her moms??? Absolute fkin idiot we are not allowed to be around other peoples houses

Some people are

 

[watermelon sugar]

Unless you're in local lockdown. Where Hinch is isnt in local lockdown

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Recap:

Hinch has unveiled her new bespoke seating area in her lounge, that is too high for Ron, and too small for anyone else to sit on. Inside the seating area is a hidden Narnia of books for Ron that he can’t get to. Hinch can now seat more people at castle grey skull than a double decker bus.

she decided to get autumnal by making some bum cheeks covered in leaves for her coffee table

Ma Barker was away from them for at least 13 hours, we do not know how she coped with this.

cleaning wise, there is no weekly cleaning lists now but bespoke cleaning. We watched Sophie clean the bum cheek paint from the garage floor with a scrub mommy. This is the total sum of cleaning that took place today

Hinch has some more arts and crafts for herself to play with, whilst Ron watches her and she screams MUMMAZ and SHEEP at him with his new gifted farmyard toys

Ron clapped today, but this seemed to be a slow clap just for MUMMAZ and a dirty look was also seen directed at MUMMAZ

Also we are awaiting the unveiling of THE INTERVIEW tomorrow with the Mail on Sunday where she will talk about all the trolls.

oh... and Rose is not her middle name, Sophie added this in her teens

Bum cheeks covered in leaves made me spill my beer.