There’s some stiff competition but I think the spaghetti muffins win the worst meal ever. Just why? Indeed for the tomato slicer, why waste 10 seconds using a knife when you could clean out a strange plastic tube that takes up yet more space in the drawers?
Also, why does she never pronounce the “g” at the end of verbs? It’s not cooKIN.
Rant over, time to prepare something vaguely normal like meat and veg for the kids’ tea. I’ll probably carve the carrots into a rose or swan as batons are just too run of the mill...