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Stay hopeful for what....What the fuckity duck is this?! Stay hopeful!!! Could she sound anymore condescending? She really is scraping the barrel for content now. You just know there was absolutely minimal effort that went into that, and it was done purely to appease the crazy shoppers for a few more hours. Like throwing scraps to a starving dog.
Spot on !!Stay hopeful for what....
World peace?
End of Covid?
That you all get to HB before they sell out of Rose wunderlust?
That she gets back from her holibobs before one of them needs to put the next wash load on?
That dymo tape never go out of business because they wont find anything if it's not labelled?
That some of you manage one holiday never mind four like me?
That no one's moss dies overnight?
"Stay hopeful...tomorrow is a new beginning and we are all in this together.... only I am in it for the money and you are supplying it?"
What the fuckity duck is this?! Stay hopeful!!! Could she sound anymore condescending? She really is scraping the barrel for content now. You just know there was absolutely minimal effort that went into that, and it was done purely to appease the crazy shoppers for a few more hours. Like throwing scraps to a starving dog.
I’m Blocked tooJust been to have a look and i appear to be blocked
This makes me so angry “proving that cleaning tips aren’t just for women”. Where to even begin. Just duck OFFmaybe it’s in time for his big launch - not sure this has already been posted as I can’t ever keep up with these threads x
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She’s a nasty cow too ! Separated at the cosmetic clinic perhaps?Stumbled across this Aussie lookalike on the the telly tonight. Identikit lips lashes and extensions.
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So weird imagine hearing your neighbours banging saucepans and screaming llllaaaaauuuddeerrr at like 11am you would think what the actual duckCan we also add that a lot of these were prerecorded and they rarely ever went out at 8pm!! Utter knobs...
I think your brother is hilarious! Seems like he's in a spot of bother here! how are you doing @Astonishing ?View attachment 243688Any troll phrases to help him out are welcome
Ignore the boring tit at the bottom
Enzo needs new football boots and that’s not my territory
also ignore the 72 unread messages! I’m hideous
I have 3456 unread emails
Do you think a tour would include a wander around the garage of forgotten wonders? Is love to see all the things she's forgotten she ordered!Plus a pair of Vests pants dont forget those, the obligatory flip flops, zoflora and all the other random tit that she has bought never to be seen again. With a special 'Ebayer' corner
Surely that would be balanced out with tumeric and juice in a Robinsons bottle though wouldn't it?I'm a bit concerned about what the onsite cafe would be like though. Pastry everything with a side of sweet potatoes
Love York! Go every Christmas on the pretense of Christmas shopping but only ever eat and get pissed!I’m york, that’s close enough
Nottinghamshire - Robin Hood CountryEveryone seems to live in Essex or that way anyone from Liverpool
10 mins on here. You kidding lol. You wouldn’t last 10 seconds before you enjoyed what you read, saw the light and joined us. Anyone for a “I’d rather be a troll than a Hincher” T-shirt, mug, poster. Any merch you want.
You'll soon come backDo you know, I don’t follow this Mario guy and have only heard about him in passing from Hinch. What’s his deal? Should i look at the Mario threads or will I end up down a hole?!....
Another one with a cleaning account who doesn’t really clean then?!?!He doesn’t move any thing. Justsprayscleans round everything
Snap! So much so that I never left the area wonder if we know each other?! I was at Keele 2007-11ahhh stoke, spent the best time of my life at keele!
Hahahaha that is absolute genius!!! Thanks for making my morning!So is today the day the dynamic duo return from their holiday, full of promises of hope, strength and love? Will the adventures of Ron and Hen - Ron in his pyjamas running about in a field, and Hen running about in a field, made possible because he's free of his personalized backpack - continue apace, keeping the sheep locked in their pens as they gaze in wonder at their incredible brotherly bond? Will there be jus-rol, spinach and eggs? Will any ebayers have come fru in Her Ladyship's absence?
Will the loft have been converted into a superior master suite complete with monochrome accessories and an ensuite that will soon be lost in a sea of Flash bathroom?
Or will the radio silence be maintained, thus causing the further decline in the physical and mental health of her followers?
When I was just a little girl, I asked old Freda what will I be?
Will I be pretty, will I be rich?
You'll have to wait and see....
"Oh I'm rich, I'm rich
and I am a lying witch
You could say I'm Maldon's witch
Oh I'm rich I'm rich!
Then I grew up and married Vest
I sliced his balls off the night we were wed
He doesn't need them, not anymore
That is what my mum said
" Oh I'm rich I'm rich
and I am a lying witch
You could say I'm Maldon's witch
Oh I'm rich I'm rich!
Now I have children of my own
They ask their Mummaazzz
What will we be?
Will we pimped out for Instagram?
Sold out to all who see
Yes but I'm rich I'm rich
Handsnomes I'm rich I'm rich
Your mummaazz a nasty witch
but she's rich she's rich
If you Tattling Bastards aren't singing this all day long, I swear I'm going to Home Bargains to buy every last drop of Rose Wonderpiss and I'll bloody drink it!