Mrs Hinch #231 Covid‘s rising, Soph's calmer. Did she or didn’t she, get a plane to Palma?

[Astonishing]

He used to scare me so much!

I’m still scared

 

[Pepsi]

He used to scare me so much!

I would rather meet him on a dark night than Hinch , less scary

 

[Poppysmimi]

Mummmmaaaaasz....went off the gram,
Went on holiday again,
Where the duck are Ron and Hen?.....

 

[Sweetpea30]

I saw his bathroom the other day and can't get over how cluttered it is ..but I just laave it guyyyzzz. It's amahzing.
ATB.

Don’t think I’ve ever seen such a cluttered bathroom, who could be arsed to move all that when you’re cleaning & how practical is it to have a bloody plant on the cistern by the flush mechanism!

 

[Truthtales]

This isn’t new guyzzz but wtf?? Eww after he’s had a dump?

So. Many. Square. Shapes.

What the f, hurts my eyes

 

[FairyLightsAndPixieDust]

AWW. It’s as if she was never there .

 

[Sweetpea30]

It’s 10000000% worth it

I’m in

 

[Pepsi]

Don't make me tell you again Hen, if anyone asks we were all in Scunthorpe for a few days.

 

[Louk]

Maybe it’s cos I’m the mum of two (grown up now) boys but I wish she’d start putting him in pyjamas instead of baby grows. He's a sturdy little lad and as she says he hates getting dressed, surely PJs are easier? I don’t want him looking like Matt Lucas in 18 years time

I forgot all about him hating being dressed, maybe because he's totally uncomfortable in the tiny clothes she stuffs him into

 

[Nosymum]

Welcome @01Geordie. You've got my brain working on that one! The place I'm thinking of is close to Stoke by Nayland.
I know a pub called the Thatchers in that area?? Set in acres of grounds overlooking Dedham Vale.

Not far away from me either it’s where my in laws golf!

 

[scotinlondon]

Run for the hills Ronnielonglegshastufts - run!!!

FASTUHHHHH FASTUHHHHHH

 

[Nottodaysatan138]

Thanks tattle bastards, I've just been for a peek at Mario and the threads. I think I might need counselling and a retina transplant

Wait till he starts singing. That is cringe central. Especially when he used to do it with derek in bed too.

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

I don't get why her biggest fans always miss the stories where she says she will be quiet or phone in drawer etc. I mean we all see them and know so why don't they?! Such a panic they have if she is on radio silence.

THIS!! Pay attention shoppers.

 

[Olivemaks]

Like when she was on the beg a few weeks ago filming the show pony dancing to Whitney songs. She well wanted concert tickets. Who’s gonna tell her?

Omg

 

[Evabee]

I'm from Durham too, yoohoo!

I’m york, that’s close enough

 

[mgh727]

View attachment 243688Any troll phrases to help him out are welcome

Ignore the boring tit at the bottom
Enzo needs new football boots and that’s not my territory

also ignore the 72 unread messages! I’m hideous
I have 3456 unread emails

Tell him to tell her this “I’ve been too trusting and need to toughen up” and attach a picture of him walking down the street in the dark with Benson on a cat lead

 

[Justanorthernlass]

I'm from Durham too, yoohoo!

@AC55 I'm from Durham tooo

 

[Amibovvered]

This isn’t new guyzzz but wtf?? Eww after he’s had a dump?

Wtf is all that clutter in that bathroom

 

[Whatsallthis]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen such a cluttered bathroom, who could be arsed to move all that when you’re cleaning & how practical is it to have a bloody plant on the cistern by the flush mechanism!

He doesn’t move any thing. Just sprays cleans round everything

 

[Cocobean]

@AC55 I'm from Durham tooo

Great place (me too).