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Last thread catch up
She is still using turmeric in her meal concoctions. Some of it spilled onto the worktop but it wasn't there previously. Magic.
She made a memory frame from crap found on her barn adventures.
Her song choices for her stories are getting wilder.
She is still claiming that she isn't good at putting on makeup then proceeded to put it on like a MUA.
Did her last memoir voice over day and was done in after working so hard. Inch gave her a tub of ice cream again with an inspirational message scratched on.
This morning she made some fruit skewers for a special friend who was coming over tonight - we think it's Stinky Solomon. She made up some gifts from her Mandarin hotel trip (freebies).
She showed 2 books that she has supposedly read, no pictures in them so doubt it.
She wants advice for the lawn as it's not great. I'd suggest don't let the dog piss on it then.
Her gazebo has blown away in the storm so they have another one up even though they have a perGOALa.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire-retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
Last thread catch up
She is still using turmeric in her meal concoctions. Some of it spilled onto the worktop but it wasn't there previously. Magic.
She made a memory frame from crap found on her barn adventures.
Her song choices for her stories are getting wilder.
She is still claiming that she isn't good at putting on makeup then proceeded to put it on like a MUA.
Did her last memoir voice over day and was done in after working so hard. Inch gave her a tub of ice cream again with an inspirational message scratched on.
This morning she made some fruit skewers for a special friend who was coming over tonight - we think it's Stinky Solomon. She made up some gifts from her Mandarin hotel trip (freebies).
She showed 2 books that she has supposedly read, no pictures in them so doubt it.
She wants advice for the lawn as it's not great. I'd suggest don't let the dog piss on it then.
Her gazebo has blown away in the storm so they have another one up even though they have a perGOALa.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire-retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
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even if their mums are the She Devils
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