Mrs Hinch #161 barmy army keep their Zoflora housed, whilst cucumber gets Hinchy aroused

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All I want to know is
WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST MAKE A CHEESE SANDWHICH FOR LUNCH?

who wants to piss around eating curry when it’s 25 degrees out, she’s such a cucumber nob
 
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Right now, we’re all on here talking about her cause we’re just “trolls who don’t have anything better to do with our lives” whilst she cooks a Thai curry with Jamie recording her, painstakingly goes through the recording adding swipes/effects/spins, finds the perfect tune to add over the top of it so we know she’s just a tiny bit angry at Vestlife cause he spent yesterday afternoon on the Willy Hill app when he said he was on the shitter, smearing some on Ronnies face so it looks like he loved it, then uploading it and waiting for the praise to roll in.

but keep telling yourself we’re the ones with nothing else to do, Soph.
 
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Does Jamie say in the background "See you later mate, thanks for coming" Is that another sneaky visitation from friends or family or more on call builders doing unplanned alterations?!
He was saying it to the dog because it ran out into the garden to get away from her voice. Jamie is mad like that, he’s just a laugh a minute kinda guuuuuyyyyy
 
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Does Jamie say in the background "See you later mate, thanks for coming" Is that another sneaky visitation from friends or family or more on call builders doing unplanned alterations?!
He does say that, but Hinch has acknowledged him saying it so I think he was talking about the mutt.
 
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Why would anyone store garlic in a sealed container, it will be mouldy in days? Oh yeah, it’s Sophie Hinchcliffe, she hasn’t a bloody clue about food.
But how will she know what it is if it isn't in a jar with a label on? She's still learning, remember!
 
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I really really don't understand what she is laughing at..Ronnie clearly couldn't give a tit if the dog is there or not? He doesn't smile or laugh or even look round to see where he has gone?

She's on another planet 🤪
 
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Oh Soph.

Ronnie’s grey bedroom is about to get redecorates a lovely shade of “swamp water” in about 8 - 10 hours....
 
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Wouldn’t it make more sense if she gave Ronnie these big meals as his evening meal, maybe then he’d be full and wouldn’t be waking her up at all hours for a feed 🙄
 
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I predict a clean plate but no way will he eat the Thai curry, another slop meal Soph. please be a little more predictable girl, not
 
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Swamp green slop for lunch ...yum ...
She has literally no idea when it comes to cooking does she?
She's given poor Ronnie larger portion than she's done for herself & vest. He'll be fatter than Jabba before he's 2.
 
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Swamp green slop for lunch ...yum ...
She has literally no idea when it comes to cooking does she?
She's given poor Ronnie larger portion than she's done for herself & vest. He'll be fatter than Jabba before he's 2.
Yep agree that is an enourmous portion for a baby
 
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Also it’s a lot of effort if he doesn’t like something she cooks right? Like has been said before, surely cook your normal meals and he tries some (but with less salt or no spice/wine etc). Just weird weird weird.
 
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She must be at the supermarket every other day, she uses tit loads of vegs for lunch every day
Gordon Ramsey she isn't, another book is looming :unsure::unsure:
 
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Also it’s a lot of effort if he doesn’t like something she cooks right? Like has been said before, surely cook your normal meals and he tries some (but with less salt or no spice/wine etc). Just weird weird weird.
She's not exactly adventurous with food herself tbf. Do you think she's weaning herself too? 😂
 
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