Who the hell are Ma n Pa feeding?? The street? Little village of Malden? Isn’t it funny how suddenly they’re being mentioned by Hinchy. Cos they can no longer come over. Boo bleeping hoo. But I’m sure ma n pa have a bbq. So instead of outright begging for herself as she knows the backlash she’d get, she’s now pushing her parents to get a freebie. Aww aren’t you so kind Saint Soph. Aye and when it turns up it’ll be straight round to her back garden cos it’s her that wants it.
“So guyzzzzz you’ll never guess what. My dad wasn’t sure about the bbq cos he’s so ditzy. Sooo cuteeeee. So he gave it to little old me. I luvzzzz him so much guyzzzzz.”