Mrs Hinch #151 Clapping out the front, middle finger to the NHS what a twunk

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I stopped at 6 months second time round and my little girl would only drink pre made! I gave up making powder ones as I was literally poring money down the drain.

I do wonder why she’s never shown how to clean one of the prep machines given they are so notorious for growing crap in them.
They are horrid things, i see about these when my grandchild was born. So many things you can get these days to help. But black mould in pipes really made me quiver.
 
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Wish she’d just shove those fridge drawers in the dishwasher, she don’t half piss about! Why do her hands annoy me, the way she’s touches and places things, it’s like chalk on a blackboard to me 😖
 
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I want to know who the prune juice is for in the fridge...you only have prune juice for one reason!
Well they haven’t had a burger clear out for a few days lol 😂

I am always scared she is going to forget to take out her lub or condoms and we will get nightmares ha ha
Or her rampant rabbit and butt plug pmsl
 
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Oh threadb150 was a chuckle... considering about 1am there was only about 17 pages lol after admin deleted about 4 we did good you trolls you
 
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They are horrid things, i see about these when my grandchild was born. So many things you can get these days to help. But black mould in pipes really made me quiver.
it’s not mould, it’s carbon build up. It’s only an issue for the dirty users who don’t run the clean cycle, de-calcification cycle and change the filters with TT ones. They’re an absolute must in the early days
 
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Oh threadb150 was a chuckle... considering about 1am there was only about 17 pages lol after admin deleted about 4 we did good you trolls you
I definitely was taken in but also had a few bacardis so I’m using that as my excuse😂
 
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Regards to bottle sterilising I’ve been told sterilise bottles until a year old something due to bacteria found in milk powder to be a star safe but if she only uses pre made guess she won’t need to. I don’t have to sterilise the sippy cup or spoons though still confuses me to be honest still not seen Ron Ron drinking from his sippy cup himself has he even got one
 
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Eeeeeee that insta account is cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂 whoever has done it 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
 
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Well they haven’t had a burger clear out for a few days lol 😂


Or her rampant rabbit and butt plug pmsl
I was watching a dating programme a few nights back, bored as duck, nothing good on the box.
They were nosying around the girls bedroom (that is the idea, get an insight into the person through their bedroom) anyhoo they looked under her bed and pulled out a big black vibrator, he used a tissue to touch it

I was pissing myself, they were hysterical bless um
 
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I was watching a dating programme a few nights back, bored as duck, nothing good on the box.
They were nosying around the girls bedroom (that is the idea, get an insight into the person through their bedroom) anyhoo they looked under her bed and pulled out a big black vibrator, he used a tissue to touch it

I was pissing myself, they were hysterical bless um
Oh god lol
True story
When I moved house we had a load of vibe attachments in a box lol, we dumped them in the bin before we left lol
I then had fears of my parents helping unpack new house and I kept asking hubby what box had our toys in lol incase they undone fifty shade of tit 😂😇😇😇😇
How embarrassing if we was to peg it my kids having to clear my room lol😂

And as we were talking about neighbours in last thread...
I came home from work earlier than normal one day, walked in front door and could hear a tv quite loud next door ( new build house lol)
His wife wasn’t home, and it sounded like a German porno lol!
His thing he used To like doing is laying in his budgie smugglers in the garden, he was a fireman but erghhh a driver lol not a big nice burly one lol
At least hinch can’t hear her neighbours and they can’t here her and the vest banging away lol
 
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You know you’ve got to actually bleeping wonder what goes on inside that head of hers. A grown up woman, sitting on her phone, moving her waggy claw about in that sickly way where she tries to be slow and soft (she did it when she switched her light off last night so bleeping weird) taking a pic of her nails. No one bleeping cares she probably came round to your bbq to do them you stupid cow
 

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