I couldn’t resist guys
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I can confirm there is no heatwave in Maldon... well most of it. There is a localised patch of heat around one house where neighbours have reported temperatures rivalling those of the darkest depths of Hell. There is also a strange mushroom cloud emanating from the aforementioned house which appears to be composed of multiple undetermined chemicals. We will keep you updated on this breaking news. And now, over to Dan with the sport.Is there someone on the forum who can confirm they have a localised heat wave in Maldon Essex that the rest of the UK don't have or on the other hand can someone confirm that it is now the current fashion to wear boob tubes (F) or vests (M) whatever season and as a direct consequence pay the massive heating bills that allow you to do so? Or, as I suspect, Hinch Towers is home to 2 seriously mad people who have the money sucked from insta followers to enable them to stroll round half nekked year round. Why? Well they must think it makes then look whatever the current word is - sic, banging, boom (I had to consult my nephew for assistance here). Me? They look absolute morons and behave even worse. Its so true money doesn't buy anything worth having - you earn that by what you do with it.
With any luck, she'll have to get a real job, like the rest of us! Lazy cow!I think she is secretly terrified this is all over for her. What will she do if she can’t go out for ‘Hinch Hauls’ and neither can anyone else???!! People are terrified about money, businesses and the health of their family.
The game might be up!
Eurgh, this is such a non story!!!! They say it 'could' stop the Coronavirus. I 'could' be 4 stone lighter however, I cant stop eating fucking chocolate and crisps, so it ain't gonna happen. The same chances of me losing 4 stone as Zo-fucking-flora curing Coronavirus FFS!Zoflora disinfectant loved by Mrs Hinch could help kill coronavirus
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really?? Ergh there is nothing she’s not paid for take a bloody break
Good God - what nextWhy are these people so stupid?