Mrs Hinch #117 Hinch was feeling frazzled, she’s perked up now her febreeze is vajazzled!

[Blackjack2]

Couldn’t help it night all

 

[Astonishing]

I’ve not had a chance today to read here at all.
My sister has brain cancer. I’m devastated.
We stupidly watched Hinch earlier whilst waiting with her for results

She came up with a thread title suggestion

Jamie is at the “drive thru”. Hinch is a tool.
crying about Ronnieblessim at school

Sorry if there’s been one similar or anything I’ve not read back!

 

[kittymamaxo]

A happy horse and an angry man walk into a bar

 

[Nottonightbabe]

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I do wonder if her whole ditzy Mrs Hinch persona has been based on Raquel Watts

 

[TomTitLane]

I think you're all being a bit harsh. Terrible trolls. I personally think it's lovely when Hinch gets together with her friend to play house. Cute!

 

[Minibee22]

Long time lurker, first time poster

First ever thread suggestion: Hinchy's lost her mind over sparkly fabreezes, Jamies at the drive thru chatting to Jesus.

 

[megalou]

I went to school with Soph. We weren't friends or anything, we were in the same year at secondary school but I remember her well. She was quiet, bookish, very ditzy, absolutely nothing like 'Mrs Hinch'. I only started watching her stories because a friend told me she was Soph from school (if my friend hadn't told me this, I never would have recognised Soph in a million years), I watched her for a few months and then recently stopped because if I hear 'guyyyyyzzzzz' one more time, I honestly don't know what I will do. I really can't believe this is the same person from school, she looks totally different, sounds totally different and the personality seems to have done a complete 180.

 

[Angielou1980]

Thread title suggestion for thread 118 - Don't be greedy says Mrs Hinch. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

 

[Mejustme]

Thread suggestion
If you're a Susan don't be shocked, if you message hinch and are instantly blocked

 

[Betty Bond]

I’m going to name her “ one day Soph”
One day migraine.
One day wisdom tooth pain.
One day flu.
One day anxiety attack
Hopefully one day she’ll fuck right off

 

[Katlen12]

What the f is Hinch going to do with self raising flour?

Probably gives a daily spoonful to rrrronnieblessim, in the hope he will raise himself

 

[oczymlody]

Is she really trying to pretend that she is stupid enough to think that induction is the brand and not the type of hob.

And that she has no idea where the hob is from... Jamie BOUGHT it.

Thread suggestion: Soph doesn’t know the brand of her hob, please stop acting like an utter knob.

 

[Minkeh]

This video broke my heart a little bit
She’s wittering utter crap about worrying about him going to school in 4 years time, yet here he is, in her arms looking up at her and she doesn’t even acknowledge him live in the moment you fucktard, before she knows it he’ll be moving into his own place & she’ll be chasing after him with an Ella’s Kitchen pouch shouting handsomest wait mumma’s has made you some homemade foodz. Arsehole

 

[Sloggingaway]

As a retailer, sometimes ‘gifting’ or advertising items are more hassle than its worth
Like if I gave Hinch one of my products, the average
Cost is £1500
£1500 isn’t an impulse purchase and my products are unique, people buy from me as they have researched the product and price first
All I would get from Hinches followers is ‘how much?’ ( when the price is clearly shown)
Can I have delivery and pay £3 a week
Can I change xyz and still be the same price

I’m not being horrible when I say this, I can see clearly what type and kind of followers she has, and they would not give me any extra revenue, like most of the IG ‘stars’ that come begging for free stuff
* disclaimer , Hinch hasn’t asked for free stuff, I am just talking about other z listers / nobodies on the beg

my point is, unless retailers gifting products are under £80 or available in credit terms for those on low income, it’s pointless gifting fuck all to the Hinch
All you would get is pointless time consuming queries, which makes you zero money as a business!
So for the loft company, probably the kitchen company, barker and stone house, the company that gifted her the nursery furniture... sales are not going to happen, completely unrelated and unrealistic products for the ‘consumer’ following Hinch

 

[Elledoc82]

Onslow must be living his best life today! Soph has got smelly Solomon round to play so he’s up stairs with porn hub on his labelled laptop and having the time of his life on the willy hill app

 

[TomTitLane]

Probably Onslow in the Audi

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[HereForTheComments456]

Do you think her laying them out like that is another beg? Maybe someone from magic mike might see it and gift her tickets. Or a glampimg company will get in touch or even a travel agent will gift her a trip to Paris. I thought the point of them being in the jar is that’s it’s a surprise and you pick them at random

 

[shadyessex33]

Loving all the new Tattlers! Welcome to the “Dark Side”

 

[Katlen12]

Looks like Hinch has a blockbuster on the way