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Chunkymunky

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So her mums got rrrronnie tonight, so Jamie can sit on the sofa in his wife beater, bollocks out, fall off the wagon with a crate of Stella, redownload William hill and get babe station on the telly 😂😂🤢🤢🤢 good on him I say
 
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NOMB

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Anytime I see Soph and staces stories all I think is...... anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you
Soph - No you can’t
Stace - Yes I can
Soph - No you can’t
Stace - Yes I can

Pair of tits.
 
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NellieBellie

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Jamie will be at home banging Trace on the #gifted table whilst HenryHansnomes orders take out cause January was such a hard month
 
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SunshineRae

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How many Mum's, especially with babies and young children would relish the thought of a night away in a (probably luxury) hotel, to have a nice meal cooked by someone other than yourself, washed down with a glass of expensive wine (assuming all expenses are paid). To have a nice long, hot, uninterupted soak in the tub, maybe a hair wash and the time to brush and style it without having to tun the hairdryer off every few minutes because you are SURE you just heard the baby cry. To smother yourself in a nice moisturiser and get into fresh PJ's that wont be dribbled or sicked on (for at least the night). To slip between the fresh hotel sheets, and read a few chapters of that book you've been meaning to read since your last beach holiday 2 years ago, or to watch a film or crap TV and to then finally close your eyes and slip into the deepest, most blissful sleep knowing you won't be woken up by a little person pulling at your hair or trying to peel open an eyelid to "check if you're awake". To then have a leisurely breakfast before travelling First Class to Brussels for the day, or for the average Mum (that I'm talking about) heading home back to her brood and everyday life and jobs. Yet this madam, manages to make it sound like an absolute chore that she's going to have to solider on through. Fuckkkk offfff lady!
 
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Ekkwhine

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Ok, I haven’t slept-the joys of usually working nights, and about 4am when there was nothing on tv, tattlers slept and I’d refreshed an unchanging Facebook news feed eleventy seven times, I stumbled into the murky world of instagram cleaners. I’ve watched dozens of them, and I’ve noticed they all have this in common, so I have just one question:

If you’re not wanking off your taps is your sink even clean?

seriously, the rub on those taps they get I keep half expecting them to squirt water out of the faucet before fireworks fill the screen.
Cleaners of Instagram, wank yourselves, your husbands/wives, each other even, basically any human of age that can consent. But don’t waste your lives wanking taps and shining sinks.
 
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Elledoc82

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Go on J Dawg!! Wife beater on, Porn hub on the (Labelled) laptop, willy hill on the iPad, sky Vegas on his phone and paddy power on the landline! Jizzing up the *gifted Very Curtains! While Henry raids the Ella’s kitchen basket! Live your best life boys
 

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Woofwoo

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Thread 🥳🥳

Bath bombs are packed but the bath isn’t there, Brussels was dull and Ronnie’s grown a hair !
 
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CoffeeMamma

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No not at all as I have said previously I find her harmless. She doesn't affect me nor my life unfortunately.
Harmless? A woman who faked mental illness for popularity? Displayed a self harm ‘costume’ for Halloween despite the fact she’s meant to be a mental health ambassador? Ignores and removes direct comments that outline her actions that are dangerous and causing people harm-such as her hob display? Promotes companies known for getting people into debt to her strapped for cash followers? Harmless? I don’t think so.
 
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HANDSNOMESS

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Anyone else spot the baby bottle filled with strong diluting juice in the bottom left corner 🙄🙄🙄🙄 poor kid doesn’t have a chance at growing up with a healthy diet and lifestyle when he’s being brought up on juice and pouches 😡
 
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Woofwoo

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My phone tells me my screen time has increased by 13% since I discovered Tattle last week. you naughty trolls 🤩
 
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Casperron

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I don’t follow Mrs hinch anymore but used to comment on her threads
What’s up with these chavvy mums usually from Essex eg the faeirs sisters and associates, Stacey Solomon, Katie price, Mrs hinch
They’re all the bloody same! Same poses, same tan, don’t have a clue when it comes to kids and wean the babies on biscuits and blended nuggets
 
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Fizzy bootlaces

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Little miss mops claims she wasn't invited back because she asked too many questions. She's a professional cleaner and one that you'd think p & g would respect
 
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Noberryjam

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No not at all as I have said previously I find her harmless. She doesn't affect me nor my life unfortunately.
Well she kind of does, if you are also commenting on here🤷. If she didn't affect it, you wouldn't need to register as a "new member" and make comments about her and declare in your first post that you are " definitely not a hincher" JS
 
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