Molly-Mae Hague #29 She’s 20 months pregnant

[lozzapaloozza]

Hey guysss! Welcome back to my channulll thread recap, I hope you’re all doing very very well

Soyyy I’ve literallyyy just woken up from a 12 hour nap ??? I’m soyyy soyyy tired you guysss. The tiredness is ??? On another level. Unbelievable. I could literallyyy sleep for 100 years. Being literallyyy 20 months pregnant is just not the wunnn. Work whilst they sleep is not the vibe for me at this point. But this pregnancy has been a literalll dream and I’m soyyy incredibly lucky to have had such a dreamyyy jOuRnEy. I just love myself a journeyyy ??? Can’t get enough of them. Love that for us x Does Tommy even know that I’m carrying his literalll chiyulddd ??? Does he even know that he’s gunna be a dad ??? Not sure about that wunnn based on his behaviour recently soyyy we move

But we’re perfect you guysss We’re literallyyy still together soyyy to the haters, how’s that going for you ??? I’m looking at you Anton

Anywaysss we’re not even gunna talk about Tommy’s fight becuzzz that was THE MOYSTTT stressful, crayzeee, the moysttt embarrassing time of my life. No. I’m sorryyy ??? I can’t. I literallyyy can’t. I don’t even wanna talk about it. I’d rather talk about anything else. Deflect deflect deflect Let’s talk about my literalll stalker ??? Abbie ??? Cindy ??? Cindy Lou Who ??? Love the Grinch me. Yeah let’s not talk about that either becuzzz she’s literallyyy gunna turn up at my house and murder me. Gunna have to get a restraining order as soon as humanly possible. I’ll get Fran on that wunnn ASAP. Anywaysss let’s try and stay positive you guysss becuzzz I don’t like to be negative. I literallyyy never complain so it doesn’t feel natural for me to be complaining ???

Wunnn good thing that I can share with you guysss is that the house is nearlyyy nearlyyy complete ??? Done and dusted. I’m soyyy excited to reveal this huge huge transformation. It’s gunna be INSANE. Unbelievable. Incredible. My vocabulary is expanding you guysss ??? Love that for me. Love that for us. But yeah, the house is literallyyy a dream. I cannot wait for baby girl to literallyyy tit and vomit all over my cream dream That’s the aesthetic we’re going for you guysss. That’s the vibe. It’s soyyy dreamyyy I cannot wait for the cats to start shitting and pissing in baby girl’s new bathroom. Or maybe even her cot ??? I won’t even notice soyyy anywaysss. That’s the content I’m gunna give to you guysss for sticking with me for this 20 month pregnancy. You’re soyyy welcome x I’m literallyyy soyyy annoyed at the people telling me not to buy cream furniture. I’m sorryyy but what am I meant to do ??? Buy poo coloured furniture ??? Literallyyy soyyy ridiculous

Anywaysss apologies for my disappearing act recently you guysss, I know you reallyyy reallyyy miss me when I don’t post for a few days. I’m just soyyy overwhelmed with this pErFeCt pregnancy. I literallyyy sleep and stay in bed 24 hours a day, iykyk x No shocks for me when baby girl gets here. I promise you I’m soyyy soyyy happy even though I’m complaining 24/7. Everything is perfect. Nothing to see here x

Anywaysss only a short wunnn today you guysss becuzzz I’ve become soyyy incredibly boring since becoming pregnant. Thank you soyyy much for being here and for sticking around. I love you all millions and I’ll see you in my next wunnn

*blows kiss*

Bye guysss

*waves*

Title by Tommy Fury x

 

[Mascaragirl]

Will this be the thread Bambi Fury arrives earth side and makes her dreamy arrival?🤍

Not her probably sat at home alone in the house she paid for whilst her man child/baby dad parties

 

[redstraw16]

 

[Guccigal]

Her head is the weirdest shape and she looks nothing like her ig

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Her head is the weirdest shape and she looks nothing like her ig View attachment 1775713View attachment 1775714

It really annoyed me how many people were kissing her ass on the picture on the left when she doesn’t even look like that How do people not notice ???

 

[bananabutter]

It really annoyed me how many people were kissing her ass on the picture on the left when she doesn’t even look like that How do people not notice ???

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She actually looks so weird in that first one, I like the way she looks in the second she just looks like a normal girl

 

[evoway13]

I can't wait for the baby to arrive.....She thinks babies are instagrammable in beige outfits with beige nurseries......in no time at all it will be sleepless nights; constant feeds; sore boobs; endless nappies; baby vomit; teething; weaning.....then she has numerous childhood viruses/ upset tummies/ head lice (lol)....to look forward to. It's hard work ......

 

[whoisit123456789]

Reckon her mums probably coming for the 32 week scan?

 

[Rita.]

I can't wait for the baby to arrive.....She thinks babies are instagrammable in beige outfits with beige nurseries......in no time at all it will be sleepless nights; constant feeds; sore boobs; endless nappies; baby vomit; teething; weaning.....then she has numerous childhood viruses/ upset tummies/ head lice (lol)....to look forward to. It's hard work ......

Not for Molly. She'll have a night nurse and then a nanny. No chance this lazy bum will actually look after that baby herself lol.

 

[Sky Sports Main Event]

I can't wait for the baby to arrive.....She thinks babies are instagrammable in beige outfits with beige nurseries......in no time at all it will be sleepless nights; constant feeds; sore boobs; endless nappies; baby vomit; teething; weaning.....then she has numerous childhood viruses/ upset tummies/ head lice (lol)....to look forward to. It's hard work ......

I see these types of comments on every influencers thread that's about to become a mother and I never understand them... And then when the baby arrives and the mother doesn't appear to be absolutely struggling it'll be "oh wait until 4 month sleep regression" or "can't wait until the child teeths" or whatever. What can't you wait for? To see her suffer? Obviously everyone has to adjust their life when a child comes into the picture. From what I see, Molly Mae doesn't socialise a whole lot (in comparison to other people her age), spends days at home in pyjamas, and will be able to pay for help if needed. Sorry to burst your bubble but she probably won't be as miserable as you would like!

 

[Scotsgirl26]

I see these types of comments on every influencers thread that's about to become a mother and I never understand them... And then when the baby arrives and the mother doesn't appear to be absolutely struggling it'll be "oh wait until 4 month sleep regression" or "can't wait until the child teeths" or whatever. What can't you wait for? To see her suffer? Obviously everyone has to adjust their life when a child comes into the picture. From what I see, Molly Mae doesn't socialise a whole lot (in comparison to other people her age), spends days at home in pyjamas, and will be able to pay for help if needed. Sorry to burst your bubble but she probably won't be as miserable as you would like!

I agree with this! I didn't feel like the hard work started until my son started walking, didn't have many hard days at all to be honest & that's without the help that she will be able to afford if she chooses to do so.

 

[Ailte]

I agree with this! I didn't feel like the hard work started until my son started walking, didn't have many hard days at all to be honest & that's without the help that she will be able to afford if she chooses to do so.

It’s different for everyone… she ll know about it if it’s a reflux/colic/allergy baby that’s for sure! Im on no 2 of this and toddler and moving phase so much easier for me that baby phase. We will wait and see. But because she’s so clueless and lazy it’s bound to hit her hard even if it’s the quietest baby ever simply coz she does so little normally.

 

[Scorpihoe]

Molly has sooo much pride, even if she was struggling, she’d never say it. She’d just pretend she has the easiest baby ever who sleeps through the night

 

[lozzapaloozza]

I find it interesting how people are suggesting she’ll get hired help if she’s struggling. Like, “oh well if she finds it hard, just pay someone to help”. I find that mad, not because she has the money to do so and not everyone has that luxury but idk, it feels so normalised when that’s not really normal, is it? Idk what point I’m trying to make here

 

[nightmareonbondstreet]

I find it interesting how people are suggesting she’ll get hired help if she’s struggling. Like, “oh well if she finds it hard, just pay someone to help”. I find that mad, not because she has the money to do so and not everyone has that luxury but idk, it feels so normalised when that’s not really normal, is it? Idk what point I’m trying to make here

I get what you’re saying - let’s be realistic most people are thinking about heating and eating at the minute to the casual oh she will just hire someone as if it’s the norm is off when it’s only the 1% who can do that at the best of times. Also if she’s being clever she will be saving money at the minute. I’m not convinced a baby is going to be that interesting for long to her little fiats who are thinking about their A-levels and first girls holiday in Ibiza.

 

[Mascaragirl]

I find it interesting how people are suggesting she’ll get hired help if she’s struggling. Like, “oh well if she finds it hard, just pay someone to help”. I find that mad, not because she has the money to do so and not everyone has that luxury but idk, it feels so normalised when that’s not really normal, is it? Idk what point I’m trying to make here

It’s crazy to me someone who doesn’t even work (photoshoots and eyefucking herself in pictures isn’t work) needs a nanny or someone to look after their child. It’s beyond lazy, and way too normalised

 

[evoway13]

I see these types of comments on every influencers thread that's about to become a mother and I never understand them... And then when the baby arrives and the mother doesn't appear to be absolutely struggling it'll be "oh wait until 4 month sleep regression" or "can't wait until the child teeths" or whatever. What can't you wait for? To see her suffer? Obviously everyone has to adjust their life when a child comes into the picture. From what I see, Molly Mae doesn't socialise a whole lot (in comparison to other people her age), spends days at home in pyjamas, and will be able to pay for help if needed. Sorry to burst your bubble but she probably won't be as miserable as you would like!

I'm saying it because these 'influencers' see a baby as a money making machine and the constantly exploit these babies/children for likes and views. However, they don't ever consider what life is REALLY going to be like as they have this 'ideal' in their heads....and when it comes down to it, it's hard work - especially if there's no family around them (I'm assuming this is the case as Molly is from down south)....So, the reason 'I can't wait' for this baby to arrive is so Molly is made to rethink her priorities.....and I hope this child will not be made into some money making scheme like most influencers do. The Saccone Joly's had children for 'content' and now they have four children that they cannot control and they're struggling to get 30k views on their vlogs when they used to get millions.

But, we will have to wait and see if baby Fury is a money making machine/content maker! I have a feeling she will be!

 

[Sky Sports Main Event]

I'm saying it because these 'influencers' see a baby as a money making machine and the constantly exploit these babies/children for likes and views. However, they don't ever consider what life is REALLY going to be like as they have this 'ideal' in their heads....and when it comes down to it, it's hard work - especially if there's no family around them (I'm assuming this is the case as Molly is from down south)....So, the reason 'I can't wait' for this baby to arrive is so Molly is made to rethink her priorities.....and I hope this child will not be made into some money making scheme like most influencers do. The Saccone Joly's had children for 'content' and now they have four children that they cannot control and they're struggling to get 30k views on their vlogs when they used to get millions.

But, we will have to wait and see if baby Fury is a money making machine/content maker! I have a feeling she will be!

Agree with her having to rethink her priorities but she will have to do that regardless of if the baby feeds constantly or not, if her boobs are sore or not, etc.

 

[LifeOfMog]

Right whos going to find that photo then

 

[Vegasbaby]

I see she is using her business to donate money instead of money out her own pocket. Yes it’s money to charity but it’s to benefit herself with a tax write off!