*sigh*
*sits on the floor in the empty room of my mega mansion*
Hey guysss… I can’t actuallyyy believe I’m writing this thread recap ??? Alreadyyy ??? It’s not the wun. But anywaysss. Hey everywun, welcome back to my thread. I hope ??? You’re all doing well
*sniffles*
As you guysss know me and Tommy have just been to New York, it was a literalll dream. We had SO so much fun, made SUCH amazing memories, such an unREALLL time but… yeah… I guess you guysss don’t REALLLyyy want to here about that becuz of what’s being said about meee
*fake tears*
The last year, 202WUN was SUCH an incrediblyyy hard year for meee and Tommy. I don’t want to go over everythinggg again becuz, I try not to be negative and down in my recaps ??? But it’s just been wun thing after another ??? I’ve alwaysss been super super honest with you guysss about my life ??? I know I’m going to get SO much hate for saying this becuz clearlyyy I can’t say ANYTHINGGG without people coming for meee, but I REALLLyyy am Molly-Mae Humbles. I’m SO so humble you guysss, I’m SO down to Earth and literallyyy still the same Molly-Mae from Hitchin, the girl next door so I just don’t understand why I’m getting SO much hate ??? Everywun keeps bringing up what I said on MY podcast, becuz I’m the Creative Director of FleaLT, that’s why I went on there to show you guysss that you can literallyyy live your dreams if you work hard enough. Like I said, we all have the same 24 hours in a day ??? Like, technicallyyy we do? Unless you die obviouslyyy. So I don’t understand why I’m getting SO much hate for what I said ??? I literallyyy worked SO so hard to get to where I am. Yes, Love Island elevated me but I’ve got to where I am becuz of my hard-working personalityyy ??? I still would’ve reached 1 million followers if I didn’t go on Love Island ??? Gosh, Love Island is like Voldemort to me at this point. It was my manifestation that got me to where I am you guysss ??? The media just LOVE to hate on me becuz I like Cartier ??? Van Cleef ??? I don’t like to complain and be down in my recaps you guysss but this has REALLLyyy frustrated me. I don’t owe anyWUNNN an explanation becuz my Fiat 500’s will support me always and forever 🤍🤍🤍 I’m just going to focus on being THE Fiat 500 Führer from now on you guysss
*screeches*
Errr! Tommyyy? Do you know what that meansss ???
HAHAHA Schlunkydoggg you are SO funnyyy
*bursts into song*
Tommy is literallyyy the most perfect boyfrienddd ??? I’m super super lucky to have him but ANYWAYSSS, you guysss don’t want to listen to me showing off anymore, do you ??? Categoricallyyy fuming at that x I can’t even talk about it x We move x
The press and everywun on social media are referring to me as Molly-Maegaret Thatcher ??? And honestlyyy guysss, wasn’t she the first female Prime Minister? What a dreammm. I’m 100% sure my dad was DM’ing her back in the dayyy ??? Or whatever they did ??? Write letters ??? That was SUCH a long time ago, like the literalll Stone Age. Omg guysss I’m SO clever - love that for meee
Anywaysss guysss at this rate I’m going to have to delete my Instagram account ??? I had to delete my Twitter becuz the Tweets about meee were VILE. How do these people sleep at night ??? I always, alwaysss ignore comments made about me but they are literallyyy everywhere ??? There’s SO many memes and videos going round of me ??? I’m categoricallyyy fuming that I wasn’t able to Photoshop them ??? Maybe they won’t recognise meee ??? But as you guysss know I categoricallyyy don’t edit my pictures, it’s just lighting and me knowing I’m having my picture taken ??? Anywaysss guysss I know that there’s alwaysss going to be someWUN that hates what you do ??? It’s what I signed up for isn’t it ??? I still think that we should all
Be Kind like my best friend Maura said. She thinks she’s my best friend anywayyy but reallyyy I’m keeping my enemies close, *wink* becuz she 100% is after Tommy ??? Still to this day. The reason I don’t have friends is becuz they don’t add much to your life ??? Just acquaintances x Ellie Smelly is the wun for meee 🤍🤍🤍 And my Tommy of course 🤍🤍🤍 Isn’t he unREALLL ???
*whisphers to Tommy*
Errr! Tommyyy? Why didn’t you propose to me ??? I wouldn’t have to be dealing with this if you did. You Tommy Fumbled the fight and now thisss ???
Haha guysss we are SO in love, aren’t we Tommyyy ??? Omg Tommy stop being SO perfect x
*grabs Chanel for a second*
I can get through this guysss, this is a REALLLyyy hard recap for me to be making ??? I’ve been feeling super anxious latelyyy with everything that’s gone on, especiallyyy with the burglaryyy. PLEASE can we feel sorry for meee for wun second ??? Where are my Fiat 500’s at ??? I could literallyyy murder a dog and they would support meee. But of course I’ll blame Tommy so love that for meee
Are you guysss interested in a New York haul ??? Lol sorry guysss that just randomlyyy came into my head. I’m SO random Anywaysss. Might have to go and watch Shrek in bed to calm down, Shrek is loveee, Shrek is lifeee
*does Shrek impression*
Tommyyy looks a bit like Shrek doesn’t he ???
Anywaysss guysss I’m off to go and leak some fake engagement and pregnancy news to the press. Well I’ll get Fran to do it. Do you think today is a gud day to call the paps on myself ??? Why do I alwaysss look categoricallyyy fuming in my pap photos ??? Love that for me Maybe I should leek some information about the house I’m buying ??? I’m not going to say too much about it you guysss, *wink* becuz you know meee I alwaysss jinx myself. Anywaysss let’s be positive you guysss. Onwards and upwards from now on x
I’m going to end this recap here you guysss. I literallyyy feel SO drained that I need to have my third bath of the day and get into bed. I’ve had SUCH a busy day of photoshopping my latest Instagram post and Fran has been texting me ALLL day to try and turn things around ??? Work harder Fran. Please. Anywaysss off I go. Thank you SO so much for reading you guysss and I’ll see you in my next wun, if I’ve not been cancelled by then
*rings up Elle Darby to form an alliance*
Bye you guysss
*blows kiss*
*cries into Chanel bag*
*sits on the floor in the empty room of my mega mansion*
Hey guysss… I can’t actuallyyy believe I’m writing this thread recap ??? Alreadyyy ??? It’s not the wun. But anywaysss. Hey everywun, welcome back to my thread. I hope ??? You’re all doing well
*sniffles*
As you guysss know me and Tommy have just been to New York, it was a literalll dream. We had SO so much fun, made SUCH amazing memories, such an unREALLL time but… yeah… I guess you guysss don’t REALLLyyy want to here about that becuz of what’s being said about meee
*fake tears*
The last year, 202WUN was SUCH an incrediblyyy hard year for meee and Tommy. I don’t want to go over everythinggg again becuz, I try not to be negative and down in my recaps ??? But it’s just been wun thing after another ??? I’ve alwaysss been super super honest with you guysss about my life ??? I know I’m going to get SO much hate for saying this becuz clearlyyy I can’t say ANYTHINGGG without people coming for meee, but I REALLLyyy am Molly-Mae Humbles. I’m SO so humble you guysss, I’m SO down to Earth and literallyyy still the same Molly-Mae from Hitchin, the girl next door so I just don’t understand why I’m getting SO much hate ??? Everywun keeps bringing up what I said on MY podcast, becuz I’m the Creative Director of FleaLT, that’s why I went on there to show you guysss that you can literallyyy live your dreams if you work hard enough. Like I said, we all have the same 24 hours in a day ??? Like, technicallyyy we do? Unless you die obviouslyyy. So I don’t understand why I’m getting SO much hate for what I said ??? I literallyyy worked SO so hard to get to where I am. Yes, Love Island elevated me but I’ve got to where I am becuz of my hard-working personalityyy ??? I still would’ve reached 1 million followers if I didn’t go on Love Island ??? Gosh, Love Island is like Voldemort to me at this point. It was my manifestation that got me to where I am you guysss ??? The media just LOVE to hate on me becuz I like Cartier ??? Van Cleef ??? I don’t like to complain and be down in my recaps you guysss but this has REALLLyyy frustrated me. I don’t owe anyWUNNN an explanation becuz my Fiat 500’s will support me always and forever 🤍🤍🤍 I’m just going to focus on being THE Fiat 500 Führer from now on you guysss
*screeches*
Errr! Tommyyy? Do you know what that meansss ???
HAHAHA Schlunkydoggg you are SO funnyyy
*bursts into song*
Tommy is literallyyy the most perfect boyfrienddd ??? I’m super super lucky to have him but ANYWAYSSS, you guysss don’t want to listen to me showing off anymore, do you ??? Categoricallyyy fuming at that x I can’t even talk about it x We move x
The press and everywun on social media are referring to me as Molly-Maegaret Thatcher ??? And honestlyyy guysss, wasn’t she the first female Prime Minister? What a dreammm. I’m 100% sure my dad was DM’ing her back in the dayyy ??? Or whatever they did ??? Write letters ??? That was SUCH a long time ago, like the literalll Stone Age. Omg guysss I’m SO clever - love that for meee
Anywaysss guysss at this rate I’m going to have to delete my Instagram account ??? I had to delete my Twitter becuz the Tweets about meee were VILE. How do these people sleep at night ??? I always, alwaysss ignore comments made about me but they are literallyyy everywhere ??? There’s SO many memes and videos going round of me ??? I’m categoricallyyy fuming that I wasn’t able to Photoshop them ??? Maybe they won’t recognise meee ??? But as you guysss know I categoricallyyy don’t edit my pictures, it’s just lighting and me knowing I’m having my picture taken ??? Anywaysss guysss I know that there’s alwaysss going to be someWUN that hates what you do ??? It’s what I signed up for isn’t it ??? I still think that we should all
Be Kind like my best friend Maura said. She thinks she’s my best friend anywayyy but reallyyy I’m keeping my enemies close, *wink* becuz she 100% is after Tommy ??? Still to this day. The reason I don’t have friends is becuz they don’t add much to your life ??? Just acquaintances x Ellie Smelly is the wun for meee 🤍🤍🤍 And my Tommy of course 🤍🤍🤍 Isn’t he unREALLL ???*whisphers to Tommy*
Errr! Tommyyy? Why didn’t you propose to me ??? I wouldn’t have to be dealing with this if you did. You Tommy Fumbled the fight and now thisss ???
Haha guysss we are SO in love, aren’t we Tommyyy ??? Omg Tommy stop being SO perfect x
*grabs Chanel for a second*
I can get through this guysss, this is a REALLLyyy hard recap for me to be making ??? I’ve been feeling super anxious latelyyy with everything that’s gone on, especiallyyy with the burglaryyy. PLEASE can we feel sorry for meee for wun second ??? Where are my Fiat 500’s at ??? I could literallyyy murder a dog and they would support meee. But of course I’ll blame Tommy so love that for meee
Are you guysss interested in a New York haul ??? Lol sorry guysss that just randomlyyy came into my head. I’m SO random
Anywaysss. Might have to go and watch Shrek in bed to calm down, Shrek is loveee, Shrek is lifeee *does Shrek impression*
Tommyyy looks a bit like Shrek doesn’t he ???
Anywaysss guysss I’m off to go and leak some fake engagement and pregnancy news to the press. Well I’ll get Fran to do it. Do you think today is a gud day to call the paps on myself ??? Why do I alwaysss look categoricallyyy fuming in my pap photos ??? Love that for me
Maybe I should leek some information about the house I’m buying ??? I’m not going to say too much about it you guysss, *wink* becuz you know meee I alwaysss jinx myself. Anywaysss let’s be positive you guysss. Onwards and upwards from now on x I’m going to end this recap here you guysss. I literallyyy feel SO drained that I need to have my third bath of the day and get into bed. I’ve had SUCH a busy day of photoshopping my latest Instagram post and Fran has been texting me ALLL day to try and turn things around ??? Work harder Fran. Please. Anywaysss off I go. Thank you SO so much for reading you guysss and I’ll see you in my next wun, if I’ve not been
cancelled by then *rings up Elle Darby to form an alliance*
Bye you guysss
*blows kiss*
*cries into Chanel bag*
