Beep beep! 1 Minor-Mae here!
A recap since the last thread, you guysss just love to hate on me it’s literallyyy what keeps me relevant It’s my birthday aswell. Honestly so blessed for this life that I manifested
Sooo I passed my driving test - love that for me, I don’t know if you heard as I’ve kept it super, super quiet. I’m literallyyy going to be in the Guinness World Records 2021 for the first EVER person to passin an automatic - let’s not fight about it guysss. So glad I found an instructor to put up with me and teach me to Mirror-Signal-Manifest It’s going to be another one of my personality traits along with Ellie Belly and being a 21 year old housewife I didn’t want to get anything too crazy for my first car but I’ve only gone and got myself a Range Rover - unREALLL I’m going to make sure you peasants know about it. I’ve had a custom cup holder made just for my Diet Coke, I’m so randommm! I made sure I got myself papped driving in it on my way out of the gym too. The gym is lifeee - I’m such a healthy Queen. No mayo on the chicken mayo though yeah?
I’m sorry... Jake Paul has come out and alleged that I DM’ed him and that Tommy needs to keep anedited eye on me ??? Is he joking ??? Love that for me that I’ve been brought into their beef over who’s got the smallest dick, it’s definitely my Tommy Wommy’s by the way. I’m categoricallyyy fuming at Tommy for being papped in Miami and making us look anything less than perfect. That’s why I’m such an independent women now I’ll be punishing him for it until my birthdayyy when he gets Fran to set up a massive display of affection for me. I wonder how many Cartier rings I’ll be getting for this birthday? Chapter 22 A new thread on my birthday, omg it’s literallyyy fait
Guysss I actuallyyy have realll friends besides Ellie Belly and Maura - keep your friends close and your enemies closer and all that. Did you see me in London with mywannabe influenza friends partying and eye bleeping ourselves over whose teeth are whiter and whose chin is more chiseled? Not mine huns, it’s all edited and that’s why it takes me so longgg to upload an Instagram story. Hiding the filters on my Instagram stories literallyyy keeps me so busy. I’m so busy guysss. Some days I have to get up at 10AM and it’s a struggleee. It’s been rubbing off on Tommy too yanno, he looks nothing like his Instagram photos on his recent holiday - still fuming. Atleast he had fun though, but he’s sooo glad to be back with me, mummy Molly for our pre-made dinners from Barry’s because we all know how much hate I get when I cook
Other than that, I’m just the same old Moaning Myrtle Mae, making all of my Fiat 500 followers feel like tit with my constant bragging and photoshopped Instagram pictures of my perfect life - anything is possible if you just manifest guysss. That’s how I passed my test and that’s why I bought my car two days before my test because I just knew I would pass - it was honestlyyy down to fait So blessed and so grateful for this lifeee x
Thread title by @under the ivy and a big congratulations for passing your theory test, you go girl
And thank you to @JakeM for the exclusive first look at Molly’s new whip xo
A recap since the last thread, you guysss just love to hate on me it’s literallyyy what keeps me relevant It’s my birthday aswell. Honestly so blessed for this life that I manifested
Sooo I passed my driving test - love that for me, I don’t know if you heard as I’ve kept it super, super quiet. I’m literallyyy going to be in the Guinness World Records 2021 for the first EVER person to pass
I’m sorry... Jake Paul has come out and alleged that I DM’ed him and that Tommy needs to keep an
Guysss I actuallyyy have realll friends besides Ellie Belly and Maura - keep your friends close and your enemies closer and all that. Did you see me in London with my
Other than that, I’m just the same old Moaning Myrtle Mae, making all of my Fiat 500 followers feel like tit with my constant bragging and photoshopped Instagram pictures of my perfect life - anything is possible if you just manifest guysss. That’s how I passed my test and that’s why I bought my car two days before my test because I just knew I would pass - it was honestlyyy down to fait So blessed and so grateful for this lifeee x
Thread title by @under the ivy and a big congratulations for passing your theory test, you go girl
And thank you to @JakeM for the exclusive first look at Molly’s new whip xo
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