As someone who has recently “reno’d” my downstairs shitter, I honestly don’t remember getting excited about the flush I’m pretty sure the contemplation was more about the bracket that hangs the loo to the wall, did I even get a choice in my flush? I was honestly most excited about the “rimless” bog! I mean has anyone got one of these, they are a beautiful thing.
Here’s the thing, I’ve recently “reno’d” my entire ground floor, paid for it myself like a crazy mad
witch, but the point is, if you’ve done any serious amount of renovating then you are having to make decisions on so many bloody things months before and every day during (no matter how well prepared you think you are), living in serious mess and actually doing without things, like a downstairs loo for 12 weeks, that actually, your give-a-shitometer basically flat lines on decisions such as a toilet flush, because firstly you’re sick to the back teeth of making decisions but more importantly you want a bastard downstairs toilet and you want builders and dirt out of your house fast! These two comedians have no
bleeping clue what is a renovation and what is a simple change of bog button!
I was supposed to continue with my renovation upstairs fairly quickly after the ground floor was done, but I was so sick of decisions, builders and their dirt that I needed a break and had planned for it to restart again in March - who feels stupid now?
It’s quite clear the SODs have nothing to renovate as they are painting the downstairs loo and changing the fitting to match the bathrooms that are 1 & 2 floors away. Greedy, beggy Twunts!