MOD & FOD #25 Is it time he got the AXA?

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Also re AXA - I find it really shocking that a company with so much cash clearly tried to do this campaign on the cheap.

I’m on the way home so this is a tit scruffy write up sorry, but I once spent 3 months on a project for a bank (I literally hated this job so much but that’s another thing) which was commissioned to inform their brand comms/social/CRM/events work and it sounds like AXA really need this (call me huns xo) but the level of consideration that went into this project included:

* twitter data - you can create segments of users based upon certain criteria, so for example you’d query twitter bios to see if someone’s a parent or where they’re based etc and add them to your “target list”, then you’d write queries to scrape what they’ve said about... charity or donating, what links they’ve shared, etc. Or export all tweets and do some smarter language / theme / sentiment analysis on it. There’s a very manual element here as sentiment APIs are largely trash and don’t grasp swearing that well or local venecular or any slang at all. Loads of stuff on who they are following & clusters of interest where those people are following each other which can be quite good for themes or publishers, and brilliant for short listing a target list of influencers for PR to vet (which clearly didn’t happen with FOD). You can even see what time of day they’re tweeting/location/whatever. There’s a lot more than this and if u look at the documentation here https://developer.twitter.com/en/docs/tweets/data-dictionary/overview/intro-to-tweet-json you can see how twitter offers up ur tweets for the scraping 🤷🏻‍♀️ anything in this documentation can be quantified & analysed down to the individual. They recently capped it at around 3.5k tweets but there are workarounds for that.
* forum data - less easy & longer form content harder to do automated analysis on, but all of these pages can be scraped and pretty much the same as above can be done, you just need to see how the page has been marked up and write a script w selenium
* Instagram data - google image API can determine brands shared & type of place (landscape, faces, whatever)
* comscore data - people install a plugin on their browser and are compensated for selling their web browsing data basically (yes I used to look at the porn web page titles and lol it was my only respite) so it skews lower income but you can look at users who’ve used compare the market for insurance say and then see what else they’ve been looking at, or see how that journey goes for them? Did one for a £££ furniture store who saw that people use their site for inspo then go and find dupes on cheaper sites 😳
* xAd data - this is tit but basically some apps have your location data and sell it on, it’s tit cos the app needs to be open at the time to capture your location so is patchy af. But say you wanna see where else your Barclays customer goes you could then see they also love a zizzis and a Homebase etc
* actual interview data with your target market but this is £££ and long af

I’ve got a neater write up on my CV looool under my ~ projects I’ll see if that’s non doxxing to share that.

But as much as influencers are trash, a brand like AXA has access to resources to help them create informed & good content and yet they choose not to 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean an ex brothel madam and FOD, did no one even give them a google?! 😂😂

All of this. They also included Parti time Working Mummy who received loads of "you're amazing" comments on her ad. This is the woman who set up a monthly paypal donation account (to her personal paypal) to aid her work with DV victims. She still hasn't told anyone what she did with the money. AXA has a lot to answer for.
 
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All of this. They also included Parti time Working Mummy who received loads of "you're amazing" comments on her ad. This is the woman who set up a monthly paypal donation account (to her personal paypal) to aid her work with DV victims. She still hasn't told anyone what she did with the money. AXA has a lot to answer for.
Re PTWM, I don’t know much about her but is that true re the PayPal payments? Not sure how that can be proved without access to her account and accounting details.
 
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I’ve just introduced my husband to the car crash that is fod...
He’s said can I just email this bleep to tell him ‘the world as already had David Brent’

New thread #26 sorry seems to be the hardest word! #ad
This is great but think we had that before no? Can’t the title be ‘I’m sorry seems the hardest word’, with the emphasis on I’m

Here...

New thread title 🤣
This for a title please!!!!

~Next thread has to be 'Nobody puts Fodcliff in the corner'
This is a goodun too!!
 

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Re PTWM, I don’t know much about her but is that true re the PayPal payments? Not sure how that can be proved without access to her account and accounting details.
Absolutely, I know that donators that asked for evidence were ignored, I was highlighting a third - potentially controversial - choice of influencer used by AXA.
 
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Re PTWM, I don’t know much about her but is that true re the PayPal payments? Not sure how that can be proved without access to her account and accounting details.
I think it just looked dodgy because she asked for donations, won't tell anyone where they've gone and then suddenly got a load of new stuff
 
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Absolutely, I know that donators that asked for evidence were ignored, I was highlighting a third - potentially controversial - choice of influencer used by AXA.
Oh tit I had no idea she was a mess too! She managed to get through the whole thing unscathed just by writing an essay so no one clocked she was cashing in...

Also...

Does anyone else really cringe at the “relatable” parenting schtick these people put out there? Does it all need talking about this much... like surely it’s like doing your chores you just get it done you don’t need to relish in the detail & creating long form comedic scenarios?

I’m very far from cool but just seen a multi dad post about him being sick into a kfc bag at a tube station & baby wipes & snacks and it is all just so incredibly naff to me.
 
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Oh tit I had no idea she was a mess too! She managed to get through the whole thing unscathed just by writing an essay so no one clocked she was cashing in...

Also...

Does anyone else really cringe at the “relatable” parenting schtick these people put out there? Does it all need talking about this much... like surely it’s like doing your chores you just get it done you don’t need to relish in the detail & creating long form comedic scenarios?

I’m very far from cool but just seen a multi dad post about him being sick into a kfc bag at a tube station & baby wipes & snacks and it is all just so incredibly naff to me.
Yes!!!! It baffles me how they are making a lucrative career out of basically being parents - questionable ones at that at times. I know they’re trying to make the mundane amusing but it’s so trite and patronising. I don’t find any of these insta-parents relatable at all because they don’t prioritise their children at all and that really sucks. They grow so quickly, and these fuckwits spend most of their time watching them through a lens.
 
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OMF the drama in the house last night unbelievable
Nah not the Hooper house. My house 🙄
I would understand it if either one of us had been trolling the other on a alleged troll site, or if either one of us had been twatting around on social media posting a cuntish #ad for Pound Notes n Hun votes
But it was about socks and the car MOT.

Only now am I catching up - 985K!

PS: new thread title:. It's all about the Pound Notes & Hun Vote

- or something similar? I'm still in in a mood with the boyf so my thinking hat isn't sitting right 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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@prettyvacant ‘Tom from MySpace wants his jpeg back’ literally hollering at that 😂😂😂 thank you
Thanks 😁 I'm here all week.....

This 👆 yes please - need some more FOD and less PTWM 🥰
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Hell yeah ain't got time in my life for no more work experience level parents disguised on insta with a blue bleeping tick! Only faulty/Aldi dad on account of his MATCHY MATCHYness, which is like a party game here innit
 
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I'm really behind so apologies if this has been said but Pregnant then Screwed has called out FOD for his crap apology. I love her. So glad people are finally calling him out x
 
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I'm really behind so apologies if this has been said but Pregnant then Screwed has called out FOD for his crap apology. I love her. So glad people are finally calling him out x
Where? Just been on her account can’t see it?
 
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