She’s SO annoying, you are right. Always talking about her ‘babs’ 
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I'm trying desperately not to search the names so far on the list but I have 3 nights off work so what's one to do?! Cheers for putting it together @CrouchEndTiger 
- I've got as far as Meldrum
- FFS the dog has a page and also sells hoovers - did I read that a few comment back??!!!
- The husband is safe from any Hun action on that oilrig but I did spy a vid on his stories which is obvs him and his oily pals playing table tennis.... I tried to slow the vid for a gawp at the colleagues
yup I'm shallow!
- I've got as far as Meldrum
- FFS the dog has a page and also sells hoovers - did I read that a few comment back??!!!
- The husband is safe from any Hun action on that oilrig but I did spy a vid on his stories which is obvs him and his oily pals playing table tennis.... I tried to slow the vid for a gawp at the colleagues
yup I'm shallow!go for it.
Do you have software that can sniff out BS and smugness !?!?! and rank them on it! Mamalinauk would knock the rest out of the park
No need for sorry! I was sort of impressed as I would have no idea how to do that fandango editing - but then I’m not a SOD with 991k followers..
I literally had no idea about that (the US family vloggers) and Jesus ducking Christ they all end up in prison? It’s a crazy world.
congrats on your pregnancy, by the way. Like others on here, I read your posts with interest. Always in awe of your data skills!
No! This is a massive new problem for us (Tattlers) all the instatwats are absconding to YouTube because they don’t have the same restrictions on ADs, plus they don’t need the ADs because YouTube kindly puts the Fuxking things in the posts and pays the twats! Also they can wax lyrical about their inane shite in longer videos...with tit effects. Plus you can’t comment on their tit. I have to say if FOD goes over there, he’s on his own. I just went and looked at Meldrums YouTube- a video about tidying a bookshelf in her kids room...that is what life has come to..I think there was more but the rusty nails I started inadvertently sticking in my eyes stopped me watching. Jesus wept, what the duck is wrong with people, when I have days that boring, I’m ashamed to tell anyone let alone record it and put it out to bore the rest of the world
What? When did you mention your pregnancy @heretoreaditall2019 ? Awww
Congratulation 
Also you know you’re my head of stats and reason when I rule the world, so keep that tit coming
OMFG I wasn't going to go on her page because I cannot stand any of it but not content with spraying the house (poor dog probably has a nebuliser) she is shoving spray up her nose!!!I just did some hinch. Good god. I think she might be single handedly responsible for global warming.
I think I’m stuck in a total insta sustainability bubble but her stories were just pics of nuclear cleaning products which are terrible for kids to be exposed too ! WTAF!!
I like my influencers to have Their cleaning products in reusable Amber bottles with dymo labels and bristle brushes
I can never ever go on her thread....
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@Dogmuck You see, I followed two Insta people mentioned here - MOD and DLAM - DLAM I have now unfollowed because of all the inane tit and MOD pulled a Gone Girl.
I’m literally educated by you lot re: all these other insta/ YouTube wankers - I have a quick squizz when one is mentioned and then despair at the world that lets these bizarre creatures carry on their sponsored tit shows!
I’m literally educated by you lot re: all these other insta/ YouTube wankers - I have a quick squizz when one is mentioned and then despair at the world that lets these bizarre creatures carry on their sponsored tit shows!
Good griefOMFG I wasn't going to go on her page because I cannot stand any of it but not content with spraying the house (poor dog probably has a nebuliser) she is shoving spray up her nose!!!
I can never ever go on her thread....
Isn’t YouTube a bit passé though - I thought it preceded the Instagabby generation? It feels like a retrograde move somehow?
Another Casey Neistat copycat is Alfie Deyes (Zoella’s boyfriend/child). He is utterly awful but his thread is hilarious. One of the funniest.
I seem to remember she used that most toxic of all the toxic Elbow Grease spray stuff to soak her baby’s bibs with before washing. How crazy is that?! I’ve bought that stuff to clean old plastic patio furniture that has outdoor moss/mould on and it is absolutely disgusting and was overpowering whilst being used outdoors! Hinch must be constantly high on the fumes.I just did some hinch. Good god. I think she might be single handedly responsible for global warming.
I think I’m stuck in a total insta sustainability bubble but her stories were just pics of nuclear cleaning products which are terrible for kids to be exposed too ! WTAF!!
I like my influencers to have Their cleaning products in reusable Amber bottles with dymo labels and bristle brushes
Yeah that's what I thought too- plus it's not as neatly set out as insta with its weirdo icons and feral font placement and I can't keep up with the sheer amount of blue ticked Hunnage on the gram anyway.... But I'm away to read the tattle pages anyway. Nosy AF really!
I don't know a lot of the celebs on the threads- didn't watch TV for 10 yrs and I've never got back into it. I'm a total podcast bleep though
Have a look at this one.... She's proper loony tunes!
Her husband is also a peddler of tat who does his own ads sometimes and was also showing his toddler in the bath last week.I'm trying desperately not to search the names so far on the list but I have 3 nights off work so what's one to do?! Cheers for putting it together @CrouchEndTiger
- I've got as far as Meldrum
- FFS the dog has a page and also sells hoovers - did I read that a few comment back??!!!
- The husband is safe from any Hun action on that oilrig but I did spy a vid on his stories which is obvs him and his oily pals playing table tennis.... I tried to slow the vid for a gawp at the colleagues
Those screen grabs have me in stitches!OMFG I wasn't going to go on her page because I cannot stand any of it but not content with spraying the house (poor dog probably has a nebuliser) she is shoving spray up her nose!!!
I can never ever go on her thread....
It’s GOT to be a piss take account? It has to be!!! Her last post with the plastic, sorry - faux - Ikea plants... my brain cannot accept that it is anything other than a joke! The sock crafts?! I never knew such people existed...Yeah that's what I thought too- plus it's not as neatly set out as insta with its weirdo icons and feral font placement and I can't keep up with the sheer amount of blue ticked Hunnage on the gram anyway.... But I'm away to read the tattle pages anyway. Nosy AF really!
I don't know a lot of the celebs on the threads- didn't watch TV for 10 yrs and I've never got back into it. I'm a total podcast bleep though
Have a look at this one.... She's proper loony tunes!
Ok... I’ve now discovered Cleaning with Mario... stick a fork in me. I am DONE.
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Oh lord I don’t actually follow any of these people (cunts) I take all my cues from here and here alone! This is my chapel, I worship here not to any of those other false self proclaimed IG gods. I found Hinch and Meldrum one night browsing Tattle...I’d never actually been to look at their IG...at that stage. It was the Caroline Flack weekend I wanted to see what others were making of it. I made a comment on Meldrums Thread about dog biscuits (some company offered her dog biscuits when she was using the Caroline Flack story to pity harvest) and I got some big
love for my comment and felt a bit bad/naughty that I had no clue who this woman was that I was taking the piss out of. So I went and looked and all my guilt was instantly washed away as it became clear that she is truly a class AA* twit!
And what’s with the pint glasses full of toffees? And the weird bad scrabble hangy things? It’s like prison craft
No sadly not - it’s become more of a thing again. What you’ve got to understand is these narcissist love the sound of their own voices and believe their crowd want more - YouTube = more time of them
it’s all shades of wrong. But I think it’s mostly so they can snide Ads and get paid for views and cross contaminate with their InstahunsOhhh she is real alright
Delve deeper into the archives and you'll see her Christmas tat - she is proper off her nut from about October and then the come down begins in new year- the threads on here are funny!
She's like a teenager in some old leathery skinned body - her food habits are attrocious and her daughter is a spoilt brat! Her grammar makes me sweat too!
Whilst reading the fod drivel it's so easy to think you're reading an essay written by a young teenager, not an almost middle aged man. So much cringe in every sentence.
Did anyone save the story of him dancing and wooping on his own in a sparse crowd to the Killers at that Abu Dhabi car thing? Out of all the cringe things he's posted surely that will make him die inside most of all in the future...therefore I really hope it's saved somewhere
Morning @Bizziebody - thanks for bringing us back on track. We’ve gone a bit feral in here tonight - think it’s the cleaning products coming from the Hinch page.
But you are
correct FOD is either stupid or trying to appeal to a young audience. I’m plumbing for the former 
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