Mason Mount #26 Clothes are Tommy tit and teeth are dry, although we love him we're not sure why!

[SmoochL]

Close up hot daddy

This instantly made my Monday better...

 

[Tabbytiger]

 

[QueenL]

Morning all! Looks like I missed some very unsavoury Sunday night chat respectfully, you're a bunch of animals!

All that Daddyness did creep into my dreams last night but I'm afraid he took it a bit too far for my liking I was at home making a roast dinner, giving it good housewife when the front door slammed. I went to greet my darling husband as he returned from training and he had a face like absolute thunder. I asked if he was OK and he grabbed me and shoved me against the wall and pulled my dress up. I was quite happy for him to take a bit of his bad mood out on me but he was struggling to undo his shorts. I reached out to help him and he slapped me across the face! Like Julia Roberts being slapped in Pretty Woman so I stormed off and locked myself in the bathroom. He was very apologetic but it was a passion killer and my roast dinner was ruined

Have a good Monday, if you can!

As bad as it was, at least you had a bit of Mase in it (next time it will be better) I dreamt about murderers, hiding from them and ending up stabbed. I'm in such a foul mood today.

Morning FBC fam Feeling proper rough today so I’ve taken some toil and am currently feet up on sofa about to begin a Halloween movie marathon Hopefully I can keep my tit together and not need to call Mr Scuffed to come home

Hope you feel better soon

Morning FBC I’m back to work today after a week in the sun I’m at a client site today which I paid no attention to before i went away but put the address in my sat nav this morning and drove, I arrived and now I realise I am THREE miles away from cobham training ground

Lucky you! You know that you have to stop and do with Mase. We will provide an alibi!

Go and see if you can find CCS and run her over

This is also a good option! You can do a 2x1

 

[keylimepie]

Today can get in the bin. Had enough already

 

[MrsGrealish]

I'm at work now feeling like tit and I really cannot be arsed to work. I just wanna go back to bed

 

[jflurker93]

Close up hot daddy

 

[kelseyk997]

Go and see if you can find CCS and run her over

She is looking for someone to join her team on her Instagram story ladies go take over

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Today can get in the bin. Had enough already

I know the feeling mate. Shall we just sack work off and go and stalk the players at Cobham?

 

[keylimepie]

I know the feeling mate. Shall we just sack work off and go and stalk the players at Cobham?

At this rate I might take up the CCS offer to join her stalking crew. All I’ve had this morning is people moaning at me and the urge to tell them all to duck off is rising!

 

[SmoochL]

She is looking for someone to join her team on her Instagram story ladies go take over

@keylimepie This is a job for you

 

[keylimepie]

@keylimepie This is a job for you

I don’t think I could even deal with her today I had enough brain ache with Toaster last week with not grasping the basic function of the English language. Plus I would also out myself to her which I really don’t want to do. Ladies it’s probably a trap to see if we will bite

I'm at work now feeling like tit and I really cannot be arsed to work. I just wanna go back to bed

Ahh Mate! Let’s just get through this tit day together

 

[jflurker93]

She can shove her job up her arse, scamming cow!

 

[keylimepie]

She can shove her job up her arse, scamming cow!

Is she employing people now? Is this because they’ve served her with a restraining order from Cobham and she needs new faces to get her numbers signed?

Hello everyone It's been a long time... Wishing you all a good week.

Trying to use a break at work to catch-up on 5 threads only to find out IT has blocked access to tattle under news/gossip.

I was wondering where you had gotten to the other day! Nice to see you back

 

[GGina]

My Monday morning has just been improved massively after I got sent CCTV of my horrible ex falling drunkenly into a bush

(kind of wish it had been off a cliff)

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

At this rate I might take up the CCS offer to join her stalking crew. All I’ve had this morning is people moaning at me and the urge to tell them all to duck off is rising!
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I'm just dealing with idiots who cant follow a simple instruction

 

[keylimepie]

I'm just dealing with idiots who cant follow a simple instruction

I have a few of those. The office junior and no sauce for one. Another one has asked me for a new bin as theirs has holes in the side of it

 

[nellyloz123]

She can shove her job up her arse, scamming cow!

As if she is wanting to employ someone. How is she going to pay them? In signed memorabilia . Ideal candidate: must be happy to stalk football players on a daily basis

 

[laylavd]

I’m working from home today. I need to use the term working loosely as I’ve spent over an hour on Getty Images looking at photos of Mason.

 

[keylimepie]

I’m working from home today. I need to use the term working loosely as I’ve spent over an hour on Getty Images looking at photos of Mason.

I’ve been doing the same with Instagram I need something to help me

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

My Monday morning has just been improved massively after I got sent CCTV of my horrible ex falling drunkenly into a bush

(kind of wish it had been off a cliff)

I hope it was a prickly bush

I’m working from home today. I need to use the term working loosely as I’ve spent over an hour on Getty Images looking at photos of Mason.
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I've spent the last hour sending Tik Toks to my friend then voice noting to discuss them

Its been a productive hour because she did declare me a bad bomb ass gravy maker