Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

[QueenL]

Smut is here! I’m sorry if this is bad, never done anything like this before. Also I don’t know how many words as I had to do it all on my phone but I hope you all enjoy!

Probably shouldn't have read this on my way to work but I couldn't wait until later (my head ended up killing me last night and I wasn't able to read it) but it has been a great way to start my day!!
Can't wait to read anything else you write!

One member of the Turkish Delights (our quiz name) has back doored it, and now the two of us are being propositioned by a Michael and Patrick.

Michael has now just told me he has had a gf for 5 weeks, she’s got 3 kids, in the process of divorce but he’s taking her to scarborough for the weekend and is asking for my opinions on the whole situation.

Mason, even with your stinking bad attitude please come save me. I promise I’ve washed my hair from earlier

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Love your hair! That blue looks amazing!

I’ve never had it. The reason I had to call 111 was because I took it and then had a codeine which I’ve hoarded from when I had a incident falling off a zip wire in the park. Apparently you shouldn’t take codeine with it and I convinced myself I was dying

I see I'm not the only clumsy one!
Is this a requirement to be a FBC member?

It did eventually, took a while as it's on the inside of my knee so even the slightest bend would pull at the stitches. But it's all good now, decent scar to whip out at parties

I'm glad it ended up healing nicely, knee injuries can be so awful!!

 

[calmyourritas]

Morning ladies, just writing a recap now

 

[Eden246]

Morning lovelies. Got a banging headache today but got a day planned with the Mr! It’s hot in Spain, so Mr Mount shouldn’t need all those excessive layers today, right?!

Enjoy your Friday’s!

 

[jflurker93]

Good Morning

Not too hungover, staff have bought me lucozades (i’ll let them talk about their kitchens in peace today) and i’ve ordered a greasy breakfast butty from the shop!

I also drunk DM’d Oli Sykes last night… at least I was polite.

 

[Chani10]

Good Morning

Not too hungover, staff have bought me lucozades (i’ll let them talk about their kitchens in peace today) and i’ve ordered a greasy breakfast butty from the shop!

I also drunk DM’d Oli Sykes last night… at least I was polite.
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When I read the polite bit I was actually expecting something bad but no, good self control. And I mean, it's Oli. I doubt he'd be scared by any type of drunk DM

Music wise, I've been outvoted choosing car music. I tolerate hip hop in German better than in any other language but...I can't sing along. Boring road trip

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

7 hours to go until a week off

just checked the weather in Andorra, it’s 17 degrees today. That’s not big coat weather!!!

 

[Eden246]

7 hours to go until a week off

just checked the weather in Andorra, it’s 17 degrees today. That’s not big coat weather!!!

That’s big coat, hat and gloves weather for our Mase

Hope your day goes quickly!

 

[calmyourritas]

New thread ready for the weekend

Mason Mount #22 Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has rude friends!

This is a rave thread despite the title. Welcome to thread 22! We made it to Mason’s age 🥳 Thread title by @Smca53 - original was Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has head friends! But we can’t swear in them 😞 I can’t stop staring at this beautiful picture: Recap of...

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