Married at first sight UK 2024 #5 Love a wine. Love a crisp.

[Jelly Bean]

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Married At First Sight UK 2024- Spoiler Thread

Thread for the upcoming MAFS UK where spoilers ARE allowed. Due to last year’s thread becoming a bit chaotic with all the arguments due to spoilers such as news articles and tea on the contestants. None Spoiler thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/married-at-first-sight-18.42914/page-19

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[Cocomelonmom]

Whoever said Polly reminds them of Kim Woodburn... How very dare you YOU CHICKEN-LIVERED tit!!!!

 

[Eeeww David!]

I voted for Sasha and ‘Russ’.

 

[Jelly Bean]

I voted for Sasha and ‘Russ’.

Oops what is his name?

ETA ROSS. IT'S ROSS ffs.

 

[MagicCat]

Just catching up, why is Polly getting involved in people’s drama. Someone needs to tell her to mind her own business and I have no words for Eve..

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Polly really is something else. What a nasty woman. Sticking her nose in where it definitely was not wanted. Sort your own tit out love.

As for accusing Adam of not being truthful how can he be? Every time he says, I just don't fancy you, he gets torn apart. Their relationship is far too fragile for her to be 'joking' about not pulling the chair out etc etc.

I can't bring myself to talk about Eve.

 

[HughJanus]

Eve is a complete narcissist. deflects, has a paddy, plays the victim.

 

[Matterbaby]

I have ADHD and Polly was definitely struggling with sensory overload but she should have removed herself from the situation instead of being rude to the others. I like Nathan, we share the same traits especially when Lacey asked what is favourite thing about her was lmao I really struggle to find the words on the spot too

I love love Kieran he is just so sweet and I think him and Kristina are really well matched. Sacha and Ross are so cute, you can see Ross has definitely fallen for her and I like Nathan and Lacey, not sure why but they are really suited together.

Caspar is growing on me, pretty boring but his facial expressions and his dislike for Emma and the experts just crease me up can’t stand Alex and Holly, just do my head in. Orson and Richelle are meh not much I can say about them pretty boring.

Adam and Polly, I was laughing so hard at the hand massage and hug, I can’t do hugs and would have just started laughing and probably would have died laughing if I looked at Adam’s awkward face if I was there when Polly hugged and got a massage. Don’t really like Polly after tonight, she reminds me of a school bully like many of you said and despite having ADHD too her attitude was disgusting tonight and that’s no excuse, I would never be rude like that. Just get out of ASAP!

Eve and Charlie, I CANT STAND EVE never have done since the start. I feel so sad for Charlie and would love to be there to support her. I pray the judges call Eve out for her behaviour tomorrow night.

 

[squeeze1]

Just caught up, some awful people on this year - Eve might be an all timer on the shitlist - but to be positive, after a wobbly start, several of them seem pretty likeable.

 

[thereshegoesagain]

Oops what is his name?

ETA ROSS. IT'S ROSS ffs.

Made me think of this

 

[HughJanus]

I have ADHD and Polly was definitely struggling with sensory overload but she should have removed herself from the situation instead of being rude to the others. I like Nathan, we share the same traits especially when Lacey asked what is favourite thing about her was lmao I really struggle to find the words on the spot too

I love love Kieran he is just so sweet and I think him and Kristina are really well matched. Sacha and Ross are so cute, you can see Ross has definitely fallen for her and I like Nathan and Lacey, not sure why but they are really suited together.

Caspar is growing on me, pretty boring but his facial expressions and his dislike for Emma and the experts just crease me up can’t stand Alex and Holly, just do my head in. Orson and Richelle are meh not much I can say about them pretty boring.

Adam and Polly, I was laughing so hard at the hand massage and hug, I can’t do hugs and would have just started laughing and probably would have died laughing if I looked at Adam’s awkward face if I was there when Polly hugged and got a massage. Don’t really like Polly after tonight, she reminds me of a school bully like many of you said and despite having ADHD too her attitude was disgusting tonight and that’s no excuse, I would never be rude like that. Just get out of ASAP!

Eve and Charlie, I CANT STAND EVE never have done since the start. I feel so sad for Charlie and would love to be there to support her. I pray the judges call Eve out for her behaviour tomorrow night.

The judges haha don’t forget they love to use the word “expert” on this show

 

[Nicnak21]

Polly saying to Adam that's a red flag as he didn't pull her chair out, no Polly a red flag is when you have sex with someone who doesn't fancy or isn't attracted to you, you absolute mug!!!

 

[Huge Chebs]

Eve made me wonder if I was in fact attracted to women. Eve has also made me realise I am in fact not into women

Thanks Eve for clearing that up

 

[cc_2013]

Eve made me wonder if I was in fact attracted to women. Eve has also made me realise I am in fact not into women

Thanks Eve for clearing that up

Literally!

 

[Cocomelonmom]

Honestly this mafs thread is bloody brilliant has me laughing my flaps aff ...(think that must've been a residual subliminal from the Holly + Polly two flaps of the same vagina hahah)

 

[Louanne]

Please tell me Eve is going to get called out by the experts tomorrow?

And as for Polly, what a horrible mean girl. I almost feel sorry for the Acorn.
If he doesn't find her physically attractive, her disgusting personality ain't going to do it for him.

 

[Alison]

What happened on honeymoon between Charlie and Eve that was so bad?
It keeps getting brought up and now the tern ‘bully’ is being used…
I was dipping in and out while that episode was on, busy with everyday life stuff but don’t remember anything so bad?

 

[ChiRie]

To be fair Polly was nit picking at Caspar the whole evening. Dind't pull her chair out and this and that. Not being funny but in this day and age oull your own fecking chair out. Eve is very manipulative imo comforting Cahrlie then saying to Polly she was glad she stook up for her. She's told them stuff the day/night before. On the honeymoon yes Charlie did go OTT apprantly naging on Eves door swearing, maybe drunk but Eve treated her like nothing. She's calmed right down now but it's still not good enough. I hated it when the experts say to fight for the relationship. They've been together 5 minutes and nothing shoud be that hard at that stage. It's not like a real marriage and years together. If yo aren't happy get up and go.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

What happened on honeymoon between Charlie and Eve that was so bad?
It keeps getting brought up and now the tern ‘bully’ is being used…
I was dipping in and out while that episode was on, busy with everyday life stuff but don’t remember anything so bad?

They had an argument and Even went to her own apartment. Charlie banged on the door and was shouting a bit. Not ideal at all. However, Eve had just slept with her again and then left (again).

We didn't actually see it on camera so don't know how intense it was ( it could have been really bad but equally may not have been) but Charlie appears to have recognised her behaviour was inappropriate, apologised and has kept calm since.

The producers stepped one year (in the Aus one I think) so I'd like to think if things had been really inappropriate someone who have intervention in the situation, especially if someone was being threatening.

 

[ChiRie]

What happened on honeymoon between Charlie and Eve that was so bad?
It keeps getting brought up and now the tern ‘bully’ is being used…
I was dipping in and out while that episode was on, busy with everyday life stuff but don’t remember anything so bad?

Apparantly but not shown she was banging on Eve's door on the honeymoon swearing.
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They had an argument and Even went to her own apartment. Charlie banged on the door and was shouting a bit. Not ideal at all. However, Eve had just slept with her again and then left (again).

We didn't actually see it on camera so don't know how intense it was ( it could have been really bad but equally may not have been) but Charlie appears to have recognised her behaviour was inappropriate, apologised and has kept calm since.

The producers stepped one year (in the Aus one I think) so I'd like to think if things had been really inappropriate someone who have intervention in the situation, especially if someone was being threatening.

Didn't Eve sleep with her and just get up and leave straight after?
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Please tell me Eve is going to get called out by the experts tomorrow?

And as for Polly, what a horrible mean girl. I almost feel sorry for the Acorn.
If he doesn't find her physically attractive, her disgusting personality ain't going to do it for him.

I hope so because she's twisted it to make Cahrlie look like it's all on her when both are to blae and Eve has treated her like tit
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That dress did "size 14" Polly no favours, looked like she was pregnant.