He always posts something like this before he has a meltdown. I’m slightly excited!!
. My 5 year old would probably start calling me it in return and I’d want to gauge my ear drums out on a daily basis!!!!I have started calling my 8 year old Beaut he bloody hates it
That will be blowing out his arse in a few hoursSorry beaut, looked like a spoons finest curry . Got you as excited as MM when KP joined his live.
My thinking exactly beaut, the winter time is always peak MMMM, remember last Christmas ?!!? the chicken crying in the kitchenHe always posts something like this before he has a meltdown. I’m slightly excited!!
It’s nearly a year since the infamous bonfire night photo with the caption ‘blood on your hands tattle’ that’s how I found you beautsMy thinking exactly beaut, the winter time is always peak MMMM, remember last Christmas ?!!? the chicken crying in the kitchen
Can you answer some yes or no questions without outing yourself?Yeah I deffo can’t really share too much incase this gets out. Carcus would prob guess who I am, and I would probs get in trouble if I say anything about the place and workmates
A comment on here that lives rent free in my head, from when he posted that picIt’s nearly a year since the infamous bonfire night photo with the caption ‘blood on your hands tattle’ that’s how I found you beauts
I so wish I was here for that also what happened in the kitchen at christmas? I was following the walrus then but not paying to much attention to him until I saw him in a Travel Lodge!A comment on here that lives rent free in my head, from when he posted that pic
“oh that’s good, red was always my favourite colour”
So I think a few staff members doCan you answer some yes or no questions without outing yourself?
Does anyone actually like him? YES/NO
Does he stink? YES/NO
Is he as annoying as he seems? YES/NO
I totally didn’t even give that much attention on IG either, I wish I had been moreI don’t think anything will ever top the crumbs round the mouth and town the hospital gown just after he came out of ‘surgery’ hahahaha the comments on here after that were absolute golddddd. That’s when I knew you beauts were my kind of people
Marcus probably says he’s in a good place meaning he’s got his favourite table in TyacksHis last story 'hes in a good place and hope it lasts'
May not be long beauts..
I did one of these of shits and gigs and it came out looking like Ian Hislop.This is what one of those baby generator apps thinks the offspring of MM and KFP would look like . Better looking than both of them put together bizarrely!! It is hence forth named Karcus.
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How the hell does SHE have money to gift anyone ANYTHING?? Isn't she broke and bankrupt!?So some gross from another thread…
Katie Price was on another Tik Tokers live who had four or five other people live with them and she gifted them all
Marcus will be raging he didn’t get any gifts. Queue the “everyone’s a snake” memes/posts
Is that after he’s had to have half his leg amputated because gangrene set into the toe?Just going to leave this here. Remind you of anyone?
He would make a cracking pumpkin.I wonder if Sid will invite him to join her Halloween party for the grandkids this year or if his sisters will put their foot down . He looked creepy enough joining in when he lived there , it will be even worse if he joins them from his homeless accommodation wearing his grease stained T-shirt and baddie hat , telling the kids to follow him because he’s besties with KP
Please tell me you've read the wikiSo I think a few staff members do
he doesn’t smell as far as I’m aware and yes he is quite annoying