Marcus Mitchell #28 Naught he won’t do for a fiver, He’ll even suck your dad off for a cider.

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🎶Dominoes boxes and Henry Weston cans everywhere

Falls off the chair like he don’t care

Because in the travelodge he has so much fun

If anyone can bring some coke he would like to get some



If sid won’t let you go home

Can I get a hell no

Because he’s going to swallow tic-tacs all night

Til he sees the white light alright



So la da da dee

He loves a room party

Pretend sleeping for his beauts

Doing whatever he wants …..

This is his room this is his rules

Cause he can’t stop

And he won’t stop

Can’t you see he’s always right

Can’t you see he’s about that bull tit life

And he can’t stop

And he won’t stop

In his sweaty pit he likes to loaf

See him on this morning with holly and score… yeahhh yeahhhh yeahhh



Lying with his pizzas and his big gut

So many nytols he’s out of his nut

Remember only tattle can judge me

Forget the haters

They just make me stronger

So if you want a week in a bell tent

Rest assured your bookings cancelled

But you will soon have your own place courtesy of Kernow council….



So la de da dee

He likes to party

Dancing with Tommy

At the youth club rave

This is his room this is his rules …🎶
Oh sweet Jesus, I’m crying beaut😂😂😂post of the century for me
 
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Failed to go to Italy
Failed to stay in the gifted yurt
Failed at overnight oats
Failed at the self help books
Failed to wash the mustard wank rag/blanket
Failed to stay upright on the stool on his lives
Failed to contact the dead via the medium he went to
Failed to fit the Malletts on his trotters
 
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Sid!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


The Pope’s companions are actually looking at her with wtf expressions on their faces!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Sid pic was my fave as well. Poor Sid she thought kicking Marcus out would get us to stop paying homage to her. 😂✉💐
 
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Failed at paying Tom aka @daddygoose999 his £80 back

Failed at raving

Failed at getting Heidi to go out with him down Spoons after the Birmingham debacle
 
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Failed to down a can of cider.
Failed to restrict us from his his profile.
Failed to breathe like a normal person.
Failed to make any original memes.
Failed to get a grip.
 
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Failed his slimming club
Failed his copy and paste reveiws
Failed his push up challenge
 
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