Man gives wife 'performance review.'

[Phoenix Lazarus]

How do you think you'd feel if your partner did this?

Man gives wife 'annual review' grading her performance in a two-page report

Full-time mum Sophie Stares was recently given an 'annual review' by her husband and self-appointed line manager, Chris, and his comments have divided the internet

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Scorpihoe]

I’d be really upset, this seems so dated and unnecessary!

she should tell him she doesn’t “work for him”

 

[mcfeez]

He'd be grading his new wife next year.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I'm more upset with her tbh

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm more upset with her tbh

Why's that?

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Why's that?

For going along and agreeing with his misogyny.

 

[hypoharpy]

I'm not working at the moment but if my other half did that he'd find the report jammed painfully up his posterior.

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

I was about to jump on my high horse and rant about outdated views etc but actually I just read the article and I think it was very tongue in cheek and he was just trying to be funny
If it had been serious he deserves kicking to the kerb

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

They've both got themselves a bit of a cheap payday from a tabloid. No wonder they're both smiling in that photo!

 

[WilmaHun]

Is he not just trying to be funny rather than actually being serious? I think it's all a bit of a joke.

 

[watermelon sugar]

It's a joke isn't it? I'd give him a sex performance review back

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'd give him a sex performance review back

I'm trying to imagine how that might look:

Staying Power: nanoseconds

Foreplay: more like one-and-a-half play

Sensitivity: for a caveman, exceptional

Quality of orgasm: chance'd be a fine thing!

Overall technique: needs to get one

 

[Mulholland Drive]

Definite click-bait piss-take article, there to generate angry debate and ultimately more ad-upticks

If this guy's actions were genuine he'd he toast by now - cancelled to within an inch of his life.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I'm trying to imagine how that might look:

Staying Power: nanoseconds

Foreplay: more like one-and-a-half play

Sensitivity: for a caveman, exceptional

Quality of orgasm: chance'd be a fine thing!

Overall technique: needs to get one

Time of overall activity: 23.4 seconds

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Hilarious joke, absolute comedy genius, what a card he is, bravo, well done.

All rather pathetic on all counts IMHO.

 

[Pinkblush]

Although he appears to be joking he would do well to remember that jameela cancelled banter and humour in 2019.

 

[Ohflogoff]

What would I do?
A) I’d probs be banged up for murder
Or
B) divorced

What a misogynistic wanker

 

[Glortard]

Think they sound like a very happy couple and reading the article there is lots of tongue in cheek comments.

None where derogatory

I wonder how much of the outrage is from people that actually read the article

 

[Pambo]

Guy wrote it because he thought his wife would get a laugh out of it, but should've remembered this is 2020 and that's outlawed. It'd probably be hilarious if it was his wife who'd written it up, or the other half in a same sex or otherwise SJW approved relationship, but for a CIS white man in a traditional marriage this is a hanging offence. Thus the correct and entirely reasonable response to this at Christmas, and any other time, is to lobby his employer to dismiss him, and advise his wife to divorce him.

 

[Readread]

I'd tell the twit to bleeping do one. Then I'd personally shove it up his arse.