Lynsey Queen of Clean #9 Save water or get told off, while Lynsey washes a single cloff!

[DCICassieStuart]

Same sunday boring tit from lego hair with devil dog needing to be picked up on her bridge...so predictable

What's the deal with Evil Hetty only being 'allowed' to go to the bridge on a Sunday? That woman is even a control freak towards the dog.

Oh you were so wrong.

There's nothing remotely 'lovely' about that hideous 1970's monstrosity

 

[Miss_Nobody]

What's the deal with Evil Hetty only being 'allowed' to go to the bridge on a Sunday? That woman is even a control freak towards the dog.

Oh you were so wrong.

There's nothing remotely 'lovely' about that hideous 1970's monstrosity

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There's a reason why it's in the sale its absolutely awful

 

[Mab1994]

Why will they move?????

They did that renovation a year or so ago.

Too much money and zero sense,

Those girls will be moving out in a few years to come.

This influencers are something else

 

[melonsandlemons]

That’s a real scummy thing to do if that’s the case. But then why not do it above board and show it properly?

Maybe she’s hoping they’ll #gifted her

There's a reason why it's in the sale its absolutely awful

I’ve noticed a lot of her ‘lovely’ items are in the sale and in stock… other fashion influencers I follow never have it in stock when they show bits off

 

[Shineyshine]

Yeah, word of warning, don’t wear those pink leggings Lynsey… you’re pulling the top down so obviously feel awkward and uncomfortable. So stop trying to flog them to your followers too! Not a good look, extremely unflattering, they may as well be see through.

 

[Kezza_69]

My eyes!! My bleeping eyes . .
What in marshmallow flumpsville did I just see . .

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

My eyes!! My bleeping eyes . .
What in marshmallow flumpsville did I just see . .

Changes from one god awful tracky to another one

 

[If i told you …]

For the love that is holy treat yourself to a stylist A couple of hours at John Lewis is the way to go. Failing that take a look at the outfits that was chosen for you at last weeks phot shoot. Stylish and sophisticated! Not a frill or floral in sight and colours that suit

 

[Shineyshine]

For the love that is holy treat yourself to a stylist A couple of hours at John Lewis is the way to go. Failing that take a look at the outfits that was chosen for you at last weeks phot shoot. Stylish and sophisticated! Not a frill or floral in sight and colours that suit

Unless she’s given it for free she’s not interested these days.

 

[JG54]

Your bleeping grout looks no bloody different for gods sake.

and whilst we’re at it, there is no way you can re use them dr beckmann bottles - you are supposed to put a pin prick sized hole into the seal so the liquid doesn’t come rushing out. If you refill the bottle, you’ve obviously removed the seal, so any liquid in the bottle will pour out too much and soak whatever you’re trying to clean. Don’t act like you’re re using stuff to be economical, you’re a wasteful twit.

also, the pink loungewear sets off my knee phobia, the outfit is not flattering at all

The end

 

[youare1]

Your bleeping grout looks no bloody different for gods sake.

and whilst we’re at it, there is no way you can re use them dr beckmann bottles - you are supposed to put a pin prick sized hole into the seal so the liquid doesn’t come rushing out. If you refill the bottle, you’ve obviously removed the seal, so any liquid in the bottle will pour out too much and soak whatever you’re trying to clean. Don’t act like you’re re using stuff to be economical, you’re a wasteful twit.

also, the pink loungewear sets off my knee phobia, the outfit is not flattering at all

The end

Thought it was just me that couldn’t see a difference

 

[Shineyshine]

Thought it was just me that couldn’t see a difference

Nor me. Still looked brown. She should have done a side by side before and after to show the difference, but that would have required there to be one.

 

[Clare]

Unless she’s given it for free she’s not interested these days.

You can get a free personal shopper session at John Lewis, it’s brilliant, you even get bubbly, would highly recommend! Lynz get yourself down there fast, that poo brown curtain pelmet top is the worst yet

 

[Kezza_69]

Advertising candles today . .
Whatever happened to her "range" of candles?
Are they in the cheap section of TKMaxx already?

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Pommigramite when is this woman going to learn to read???

 

[Kezza_69]

Never ending bullshit from Lynsey . .
Whatever happened to the sock monkey thing she used to swear by??
Your sheep might believe every word you say . . But we are like elephants Lynsey, we NEVER forget!!

 

[melonsandlemons]

Can you imagine living in a house where you can only wear one colour sock… I’ll be watching Lyns at what colour is yours. Gosh just when you think she couldn’t get more boring this tip occurs.

 

[youare1]

Never ending bullshit from Lynsey . .
Whatever happened to the sock monkey thing she used to swear by??
Your sheep might believe every word you say . . But we are like elephants Lynsey, we NEVER forget!!

Yes exactly, to be a billy bullshitter you need to have a good memory, doesn’t seem to be the case, what was it you said “never had a lost sock since using them and they would make great stocking fillers”

 

[Kezza_69]

Shes disappeared today. .
I know she got "½ ready" for something last night but she'd usually treat us to at least an antibaccing boomerang on the way somewhere today!!

 

[Shineyshine]

Hmm, wonder where she is then? Do we reckon she’s poorly? I hope it’s nothing serious and everything is ok.

Pure speculation. Maybe someone had Covid at that astonish event last week??? We said nobody had masks on and they were all over each other. What do we reckon?