Lynsey Queen of Clean #20 Free Course Meal with Canopies wearing her best blowaz

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New fred with title inspired by @Elmoo photo of her post about a restaurant.

Lyndsey still doesn't know her grammar but is trying to disguise it with new squiggly font.

Pinching ideas from other accounts as per usual but we're hoping that Nancy will steal her (undeserved and self appointed) crown.

Decluttering shouldn't be limited to her Frow it Fursday cause she does it so often. 15 pairs of jeans were amongst the latest loot aimed for the charity shops. We really wish it was her awful nana dress (pink with white frills) but alas it wasn't to be.

She's hinting at waiting for health news but just mentions not sleeping, looking drab and wanting to cheer herself up instead of keeping her mouth shut. It's the sympathy vote and r u alrite hun messages she craves.

Did I miss anything? God she's boring.
 

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So, if she only wants to wear things she loves why TF does every horrendous piece of clothing she wears & apparently does indeed love come with an AFF link. And why is she now binning it offf as stuff she doesn’t really like. Greedy Beggy mare. Also, she needs to stay the hell away from Trinny London, that’s my go to & I refuse to boycott it because of her.
 
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Yet another God-awful addition to her wardrobe.

Hyacinth Bucket called - she wants her blowaz back 😂😂
 
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She has a shopping addiction, she finds happiness in trying to show she has money. But really, she uses those momentary ‘happiness’ moments as a replacement to something else. The reason she does so many donations to charity is because they actually never ever fill the void. It’s a constant dopamine hit she’s seeking. Alcohol and shopping addition, what a life she leads.
 
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I've just been reading a trashy weekly magazine. Has an article about making clothes last longer.
Everyso often it said "Lynsey says . . " I had a lil panic and then established it wasn't her 🫣 . .
Anyway, it tells you NOT to wash jeans after every wear ( why is her ironing pile so huge every Sunday) and tells you to steer away from all the fast fashions.
Sorry?
Lynsey? Eco . . My arse!
I've been saying it for ever. .
Her time is up.
Mind your size 10 arse on the way out Lynsey. ..
You were fun while it lasted 😂
 
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Drove by her this morning while she was walking the dog with Rob, they looked like they were having an argument 😬😂
 
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How did we get to 20 threads on this idiot 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
they're FREDS around here! loving the title of the new one, let's hope this time around we're going to see a step up in hostilities with queen nancy, the return of the piss torch and at least one tragic cleaning hun promo event to laugh at :ROFLMAO:
 
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Trigger warning ⚠ 🤡
Blimey! I know she’s had her brows done (which look terrible), but what the bloody hell is going on with the rest of her face 🤣 The yellow eyeshadow, the pink lippie, the aunt Sally blusher… and you’d think she’d have learned about camera angles by now 🤦‍♀️
 
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That dinner must surely only be for one person! If it's for two I feel sorry for poor Rob only getting 3.5 pieces of that dried out beef 💔
 
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