Thanks to @Wophie for the thread title with 40 votes.
At the time of writing it tied with mine:
Pups arrived but not revealed, Birkin's saggy, our spy's lips are sealed.
The pup arrived by January 2 at 7 weeks and Lydia is taking time off (pupternity leave) from doing nothing to settle it in. Thankfully it isn't in the utility room but instead by two cold windows.
She's starting her dream life, but no amount of juice cleanses, pressaries, posh pens, Waitrose meat, manifesting, life coaching or episodes of Downton Abbey will cure that bad attitude.
At the time of writing it tied with mine:
Pups arrived but not revealed, Birkin's saggy, our spy's lips are sealed.
The pup arrived by January 2 at 7 weeks and Lydia is taking time off (pupternity leave) from doing nothing to settle it in. Thankfully it isn't in the utility room but instead by two cold windows.
She's starting her dream life, but no amount of juice cleanses, pressaries, posh pens, Waitrose meat, manifesting, life coaching or episodes of Downton Abbey will cure that bad attitude.