Lydia Millen #32 Sitting on a sage green coloured throne of lies.

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coconochanel

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Wasn't any title suggestions so just came up with this one as a new thread was needed.


so quick update for anyone new...
lydia has painted her kitchen island pigeon even though she only painted it black the other month
she has put up 2 shelves in her kitchen - I say her but obv she didnt lift a fake tan stained finger.
she has purchased a Fendi bag to go hiking with aka a walk round her village
she also wants to repaint the white kitchen walls whiter :LOL:

if Ive missed anything please feel free to add on.(y)
 

Kittkatt

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First of all, its 3pm lydia! Maybe you're used to lounging around from 12, but 3 o'clock is not evening

Shes OBVIOUSLY using a filter, so why is she manipulating the clip to make out she's not?

She cant even be bothered to pretend she's interested in what she's shilling now

WTAF is she doing to her face?!

 

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Coco777

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First of all, its 3pm lydia! Maybe you're used to lounging around from 12, but 3 o'clock is not evening

Shes OBVIOUSLY using a filter, so why is she manipulating the clip to make out she's not?

She cant even be bothered to pretend she's interested in what she's shilling now

WTAF is she doing to her face?!
Omg I watched that Stephen King movie on Netflix, I thought he looks familiar hahahhahaha
 

TacoSarah

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She looks like Louise from Hollyoaks in that old video. Warren murdered her on their wedding day.

It doesn’t bother me that she’s tried to level up by improving her accent, how she dresses etc. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be more elegant and mature. But what I don’t like is the I’m better than you attitude that’s come along with it all.

I subscribe to an ADHD podcast and this weeks offering addressed ADHD and buffering, which is basically doing things to avoid feeling bad. Some examples of buffering are drinking too much, using drugs, spending hours on social media, watching porn. But one that really stuck out was shopping. Buying all the things to make ones self feel better and get the dopamine hit whilst avoiding the negative feelings.

It very much explains the behaviours we are seeing from her since the Globby flop.
 

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Tonyreno99

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More bloomin self care 🙄 one does love one's self doesn't one Millen. View attachment 197899
oh come on, so that bit in Aldi's video was actually an ad!

So disappointed in Vogue too FFS.

First of all, its 3pm lydia! Maybe you're used to lounging around from 12, but 3 o'clock is not evening

Shes OBVIOUSLY using a filter, so why is she manipulating the clip to make out she's not?

She cant even be bothered to pretend she's interested in what she's shilling now

WTAF is she doing to her face?!
this was definitely pre-recorded, a bit was shown in Aldi's vlog, absolutely nothing is real about them.
 

Elle Belle

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Hi Tattlers

So, I'll keep it real, Glóby sales have plummeted. Only by 0.00001 per cent though. I sent a little email to BoJo and suggested he tan-blocks all holidays aboard to increase my sunless tan independent tool kit revenue. He only agreed with Spain to start off with. I was livid, but I then realised the silver lining is that Elle Belle doesn't get to go to Ibiza now. There's a fine line between respectful discussion and speaking out the truth trolling. I might send Bozza another quick email about introducing Lydia's Law, whereby followers have to send me ass-lick comments. Because of all this trauma I've had to up my self-care. I now online shop every 3 minutes and fake tan every 7. So I'll need compensation for that too.

Have you heard Cawwee is moving closer to me? She'll be on the border of Buckinghamshire too. Between you and I, I do feel slightly bad that she's had to put her house on the market and can only afford a tent, now I've had to split her salary with my #2 Dee. I know I didn't really need two personal assholes, but with all these headaches and now having PMDD to top it off, I can only work for 23 minutes per day, maximum. I've obviously now nailed my team. Cawwee on Begging and Dee the Depoper. We just love going on team hikes. I know I said I went to the Lake District, I meant the Peak District. I'm such a silly moo moo. I obviously have lakes on the brain. Cawwee's on the beg for a tigger to dig my own lake in my own grounds. She needs to redeem herself after operation greenhouse failed. Miserably. I've removed her annual bonus however. Girl needs to learn. She no longer has the honour of, once a year, getting to chose one of my most coveted closet pieces. Not to use obviously. Not even to touch. But you know maybe take a selfie with it. From afar.

I see Claire Chanelle has had a baby boy. Gawd knows why she picked that awful name. She can't even speak French. I can. Je m'appelle Lydiot. I'm such a cultured moo. And as for Frow fraternising with the enemy, well let me tell you Sticky Vicky, I couldn't help but notice awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u. Anyway, Grossy Josie is now my BFF. Well at least until she stabs me in the back with Japanese Damascus knifes #ad. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery did you know? I was also aware it was the creepiest form. So I hustled and pretended to be her friend. I take her pathetic attempts to replicate everything I do as a compliment, because if I were her I would want to be me too. I got the country house and ordered the Fendi bag first, Josie. Speaking of Fendi, I'm just waiting for granny to pop her clogs, then I can get my grubby mitts (Glóby, my own brand) on her vintage collection. I'll also get Dee to depop her thermomix, as new, then I can make even more moolah.

My husband, has got himself a new hobby. I do love buzzy buzzy bumble bees too, but imagine having to die every time you stung someone though. Now that I can relate too. Anyway, we're obviously so relevant now. I bet we get a personal invite from David and Victoria to Beckingham Palace by the peak of high summer. Josie may be dropped sooner than she knows it. To be honest though, I'm a bit worried about the competition, not from Posh, she's what you would call faux posh, rags from riches, unlike me. My dad has a Rolex and Royles Royce did you know? I mean from the queen bee in the hive, there's only room for one lady of the manor. Anyway, it got me thinking, it was a long and slow journey this one thought, I'm still recovering from brain damage you see. But I've determined that I'm clearly not keeping Cinderali busy enough if he has time for a hobby. Can you believe he had the audacity to complain about bringing the outside cushions in during a rain storm? All the moaning and groaning did bring back flashbacks of that time I caught George and him in the closet. Anyway, I'm hatching a plan to sabotage his beehive. I'm going to get Cawwee to dress up as the Honey Monster to jump scare the bees. That'll stop the little shitters from producing any honey. Ali's hayfever is here to stay hee-hee-hee. Anyway, I've got to go, the door bell just went, it'll be my 87th farmers hamper. I do hope they've seen Ali's latest vlog, and swapped out all the heritage tomatoes for sausage rolls. If not, it won't just be the tomatoes that I'll be roasting on my social media.

Love Lydia (P.S. just to clarify when I said it was my last haul of the summer, I meant that summer's day, slip of the tongue, I'm such a silly moo moo).
 
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more reviews in for globy! but where do they come from, not on the hashtag!
100% these are all written by her LOL. They address everything people didn't believe e.g. that Lydia is lovely, that she spent years producing it, justifying why there isn't any tanning product with it. How absolutely pathetic

Imagine making your PA type out "lydia is so classly and lovely, keep being yourself".

She should actually be reported to competition authorities etc for manipulation - restricting comments, dishonest reviews since we can't verify the legitimacy, incorrect pricing shown.
 

Morest

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100% these are all written by her LOL. They address everything people didn't believe e.g. that Lydia is lovely, that she spent years producing it, justifying why there isn't any tanning product with it. How absolutely pathetic

Imagine making your PA type out "lydia is so classly and lovely, keep being yourself".

She should actually be reported to competition authorities etc for manipulation - restricting comments, dishonest reviews since we can't verify the legitimacy, incorrect pricing shown.
Do we have anyone on here that can offer advice on going about reporting her, is it even possible. I know what consumers can do in Australia but the UK no idea. Any thoughts?
 

PixelGirl

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100% these are all written by her LOL. They address everything people didn't believe e.g. that Lydia is lovely, that she spent years producing it, justifying why there isn't any tanning product with it. How absolutely pathetic

Imagine making your PA type out "lydia is so classly and lovely, keep being yourself".

She should actually be reported to competition authorities etc for manipulation - restricting comments, dishonest reviews since we can't verify the legitimacy, incorrect pricing shown.
She should be made to prove their authenticity. Odd that they are all presented in this same way, not screenshots where she's been tagged as she does of the followers that photograph themselves watching her flog vlog.
 

BeccaBanana

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I wonder what Cleu de poop think of he admitting her skin has been shit? Isn’t she one of their ambassadors who just a few months ago was raving about their products that have totally transformed her skin - game changer- the dream - literally her skin has never looked so good?!!

it’s every month the same old routine. Claim her skin has been bad, found a new game changing product - rinse and repeat. How do her idiot minions not see this same pattern over and over with virtually every skin care brand she’s been paid to promote??!!!

On another note, I watched Sophie shohet latest video on why she doesn’t wear designer bags to work, and in the comments someone asked if she drives her super cars to work or meetings, or the fiesta. She said the fiesta! She has no desire to brag or show off. Imagine Lidl doing that??! No way! And if she did she would have a bumper sticker saying ‘my other car’s an Aston’ or as soon as she arrived would have to say what other cars she has.

Stealth braggers are a sure way of knowing they don’t come from a wealthy background.
 

PixelGirl

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I wonder what Cleu de poop think of he admitting her skin has been shit? Isn’t she one of their ambassadors who just a few months ago was raving about their products that have totally transformed her skin - game changer- the dream - literally her skin has never looked so good?!!

it’s every month the same old routine. Claim her skin has been bad, found a new game changing product - rinse and repeat. How do her idiot minions not see this same pattern over and over with virtually every skin care brand she’s been paid to promote??!!!

On another note, I watched Sophie shohet latest video on why she doesn’t wear designer bags to work, and in the comments someone asked if she drives her super cars to work or meetings, or the fiesta. She said the fiesta! She has no desire to brag or show off. Imagine Lidl doing that??! No way! And if she did she would have a bumper sticker saying ‘my other car’s an Aston’ or as soon as she arrived would have to say what other cars she has.

Stealth braggers are a sure way of knowing they don’t come from a wealthy background.
Or the episode of Friends where Joey was covered in Porsche branded clothing
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Milking Keynes

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Wasn't any title suggestions so just came up with this one as a new thread was needed.


so quick update for anyone new...
lydia has painted her kitchen island pigeon even though she only painted it black the other month
she has put up 2 shelves in her kitchen - I say her but obv she didnt lift a fake tan stained finger.
she has purchased a Fendi bag to go hiking with aka a walk round her village
she also wants to repaint the white kitchen walls whiter :LOL:

if Ive missed anything please feel free to add on.(y)
Frickin brilliant title!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 

Tonyreno99

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Do we have anyone on here that can offer advice on going about reporting her, is it even possible. I know what consumers can do in Australia but the UK no idea. Any thoughts?
this should help https://www.asa.org.uk/advice-online/testimonials-and-endorsements.html

I wonder what Cleu de poop think of he admitting her skin has been shit? Isn’t she one of their ambassadors who just a few months ago was raving about their products that have totally transformed her skin - game changer- the dream - literally her skin has never looked so good?!!

it’s every month the same old routine. Claim her skin has been bad, found a new game changing product - rinse and repeat. How do her idiot minions not see this same pattern over and over with virtually every skin care brand she’s been paid to promote??!!!

On another note, I watched Sophie shohet latest video on why she doesn’t wear designer bags to work, and in the comments someone asked if she drives her super cars to work or meetings, or the fiesta. She said the fiesta! She has no desire to brag or show off. Imagine Lidl doing that??! No way! And if she did she would have a bumper sticker saying ‘my other car’s an Aston’ or as soon as she arrived would have to say what other cars she has.

Stealth braggers are a sure way of knowing they don’t come from a wealthy background.
she's probably learned how to cleanse properly, wetting her face before using an oil cleanser is fucking idiotic and would not remove all the products she uses
 
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